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:'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this. | :'''[[Reverend Lovejoy]]:''' Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn. |
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:'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need. | :'''Apu:''' I think I can help you get the money that you need. | ||
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- Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
- Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
- Marge: I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
- Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
- Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.
- Marge: But you don't go to our church.
- Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal-- from me.
- Apu: And not to take a life-- my life.
