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"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Look at all these knobs and buttons... it clearly means they're a superior race."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A good quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:47, January 5, 2015 (EST)

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1. I like it. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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• Fixed a typo. It should be "knobs", not "nobs". -- Mythigator (talk) 02:37, January 6, 2015 (EST)
  • I literally took it from Twitter, but they must have misspelled it. Thanks for fixing it! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 03:25, January 6, 2015 (EST)

"Co-Dependent's Day"

This makes me laugh every time. The Solar Dragon 15:16, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. Heh. This is a good one. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 12:06, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. Good one! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 07:04, April 1, 2015 (EDT)

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"The Man Who Came To Be Dinner"

"Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched."

―Lisa Simpson^[src]

I like this quote more than the other from this episode. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 03:43, January 6, 2015 (EST)

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1. I also like this one. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Lisa, when you've sustained as many blows to the head as I have, consistency becomes a.. something... something.. I love you Bart!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A fun Homer quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. Made me laugh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. Made Solar laugh must be funny. Great quote. —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 07:21, May 1, 2015 (EDT)
3. Good for a chuckle. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 01:21, May 31, 2015 (EDT)

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"Kamp Krusty"

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A hilarious quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)

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1. Love it T-Mac (talk) 00:03, April 30, 2015 (EDT)
2. I think this one's pretty funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 21:36, June 27, 2015 (EDT)
3. Classic Homer. -- Mythigator (talk) 08:50, June 28, 2015 (EDT)
4. —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 23:20, June 30, 2015 (EDT)

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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"

"We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 23:20, June 30, 2015 (EDT)
3. I like it. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:09, July 30, 2015 (EDT)

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"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"

―Marge Simpson

"I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. For some goofy reason, this one tickles my funny bone. Plus, it's a classic Homerism. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:10, July 30, 2015 (EDT)

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Kamp Krusty"

"Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."

―Miss Hoover^[src]

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)

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1. A classic quote and an apt commentary on the Springfield school system. -- Mythigator (talk) 09:13, July 20, 2015 (EDT)

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"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"

"Hey, since when is Christmas just about the presents? Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day? The birth of Santa."

―Bart Simpson^[src]

I've just remembered this quote existed. / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 13:15, November 30, 2015 (EST)

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• A Christmas-themed quote for December. / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 10:26, December 1, 2015 (EST)

"MoneyBart"

"Managers manage, and players play."

―Lisa Simpson

"Do alligators alligate?"

―Ralph Wiggum

"I don't know! Yes!"

―Lisa Simpson

"I'm scared!"

―Ralph Wiggum^[src]

A Ralph-ish quote! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 16:24, May 26, 2015 (EDT)

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1. Support, with conditions (see below). -- Mythigator (talk) 08:32, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

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• As it is, it's a little unwieldy to be a featured quote. It should be ended after Ralph's "alligate" line. -- Mythigator (talk) 08:33, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 04:03, August 1, 2015 (EDT)

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1. An all-right Homerism. -- Mythigator (talk) 08:55, September 9, 2015 (EDT)

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"'Round Springfield"

"Hey, kids, it's story time! I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit: His sexual-harassment suit."

―Krusty^[src]

FatHomer^Talk 16:36, September 28, 2015 (EDT)

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1. Fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 04:03, March 1, 2016 (EST)

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"The Color Yellow"

"If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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FOX Press Release

"I've outlasted Letterman, Jon Stewart and 'McDreamy,' because I have something they don't: a costly 200-donut-a-day addiction."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

It's not from an episode but it is in the press release of the show's 2-season renewal. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 14:28, May 5, 2015 (EDT)

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• Since S27 ends this month, this quote fits great. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 06:29, May 1, 2016 (EDT)

"The War of the Simpsons"

"Marge, as a trained marriage counselor, this is the first instance where I've ever told one partner that they were 100% right. It's all his fault. I'm willing to put that on a certificate you can frame."

―Reverend Lovejoy^[src]

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{( / Contribs)} 14:53, October 25, 2015 (EDT)

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• A featured quote for June was needed! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:10, June 1, 2016 (EDT)

"There's No Disgrace Like Home"

"You know, Moe, my Mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, "Homer, you're a big disappointment," and, God bless her soul, she was really onto something."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 13:34, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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• A featured quote for July was needed! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, July 1, 2016 (EDT)

"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"

"School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?"

―Jimbo Jones^[src]

Funny quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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• A featured quote for August was needed! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 04:49, August 1, 2016 (EDT)

"King-Size Homer"

"All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."

―Homer Simpson^[src]

Funny quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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• A featured quote for September was needed! / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:05, September 1, 2016 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"

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"Which one of you is the mailman?"

―Grampa (staring at Santa's Little Helper and Snowball II)^[src]

The brackets won't even be needed if the picture goes with it.JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. If it needs the picture to be funny or to make sense, then it won't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 02:38, January 6, 2015 (EST)
2. Same reason as above. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)"

"Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

―Jasper Beardly^[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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1. Out of context, I don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. It doesn't work too well out of context. Some quotes seem funny as you remember them with their context, but then they are not that funny without their context. Happens very often. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 15:48, March 31, 2015 (EDT)

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"The Color Yellow"

"Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia."

―Grampa Simpson^[src]

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

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1. I just don't think it works that well. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. Per Solar. Maybe it makes more sense in context, but I haven't seen the episode, so I don't get why its noteworthy. -- CJC 16:50, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

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