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| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Bart and Lisa were fighting like creationists and common sense. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I was pretending, and it worked! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You know kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} What are Barts? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You're the smart one, you figure it out. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I saved you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But you pushed me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Maude Flanders]]}} My bladder's going to burst. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What are we going to do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Remember when Apu let dad have the expired hot dog? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just once and I'm still taking medication for it. | |
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Father of the year, pal, father of the year. | ||
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- Moe Szyslak: Bart and Lisa were fighting like creationists and common sense.
- Lisa: I was pretending, and it worked!
- Bart: You know kid, with your smarts and my Barts, we make a good team!
- Lisa: What are Barts?
- Bart: You're the smart one, you figure it out.
- Bart: I saved you.
- Lisa: But you pushed me!
- Bart: Duh, I couldn't save you until I pushed you. Girls make no sense.
- Maude Flanders: My bladder's going to burst.
- Ned Flanders: Now I know you've had a few too many waters, but that is no reason for the sailor talk.
- Marge: What are we going to do?
- Homer: It's not so bad sweety, I took a box of Altoids from her waiting room. The most anyone has ever gotten out of therapy.
- Lisa: Remember when Apu let dad have the expired hot dog?
- Homer: Just once and I'm still taking medication for it.
- Homer: Isn't that sweet, six years ago they were fighting, now they're playing pool in a bar.
- Moe Szyslak: Father of the year, pal, father of the year.
