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| − | :'''Kodos''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw? |
| + | :'''Homer:''' I got it from the stand...over..there. | ||
| + | :''[Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Oh, wait. It's over there. | ||
| + | :'''Merchant:''' You will be sorry. | ||
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| + | :'''Kodos:''' They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all... | ||
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| + | :''[Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die. | ||
| + | :'''Smithers:''' No! Cannot anything be done?! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[wakes up and screams]'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Did you have a nightmare, Homey? | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' No, Bart bit me. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab. | ||
| + | :''[Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' AUGH! | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' ''[trying to stay calm]'' I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream. | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? ''[laughs diabolically]'' ''[Executive Producer credit appears]'' | ||
| + | :''[Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Narrator:''' Next week, on ''The Simpsons''... | ||
| + | :''[Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[puts down the newspaper]'' Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Mmm...spaghetti. | ||
| + | :'''Mr. Burns:''' ''[his head attached to Homer's shoulder]'' But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Oh, I hate having two heads. | ||
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- Marge: Homer, where'd you get the monkey's paw?
- Homer: I got it from the stand...over..there.
- [Points to an empty space. A gust of wind is blowing sand around.]
- Homer: Oh, wait. It's over there.
- Merchant: You will be sorry.
- Kodos: They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...
- [Mr. Burns has kicked the robot, causing it to fall and crush him.]
- Mr. Burns: Have trouble breathing...organs leaking vital fluids...Smithers...I am going to die.
- Smithers: No! Cannot anything be done?!
- Mr. Burns: We have one chance. Go to my office...open the desk...third drawer...there is some ether.
- Homer: [wakes up and screams]
- Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
- Homer: No, Bart bit me.
- Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my was full of flab.
- [Homer awakens and enters bathroom. He turns on light to see a scary reflection in mirror.]
- Homer: AUGH!
- Mr. Burns: Perhaps you are curious as to why you have two heads. Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.
- Homer: [trying to stay calm] I can wake up. It's all a dream. It's just a dream.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, that's right. It's all a dream... Or is it? [laughs diabolically] [Executive Producer credit appears]
- [Fade to black, then Simpsons jingle plays.]
- Narrator: Next week, on The Simpsons...
- [Kitchen. Simpsons family is eating breakfast.]
- Lisa: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
- Homer: Mmm...spaghetti.
- Mr. Burns: [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
- Homer: Oh, I hate having two heads.
