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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Gets an Elephant|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Bart Gets an Elephant|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song}} | ||
| − | :'''Nelson | + | :'''[[Nelson]]''': Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in! |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list. | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list. |
| − | :''[Martin walks onstage performing in a conductor's uniform]'' | + | :''[Martin walks onstage performing in a conductor's uniform.]'' |
| − | :'''Martin | + | :'''[[Martin]]''': ''[singing]'' ''Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings...'' ''[Nelson punches Martin in the stomach]'' |
:'''Mr. Burns''': Thank you. Give the bully an extra point. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Thank you. Give the bully an extra point. | ||
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| − | :[''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing | + | :[''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr. Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]''] |
:'''Deprogrammer:''' Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back." | :'''Deprogrammer:''' Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back." | ||
| − | :['' | + | :[''Hans Moleman walks out''] |
| − | :'''Hans Moleman:''' Mom, Dad, I missed you. | + | :'''[[Hans Moleman]]:''' Mom, Dad, I missed you. |
| − | :'' | + | :''[[Sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head.]'' |
| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, that's Hans Moleman. |
| − | :'''Homer:''' Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh? | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh? |
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| − | : | + | :''[Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence.]'' |
| − | :'''Homer Actor''': ''[voice unlike Homer's]'' I do not miss Bart at all. | + | :'''[[Actor being Homer|Homer Actor]]''': ''[voice unlike Homer's]'' I do not miss Bart at all. |
:'''Marge Actress:''' I am glad he's gone. | :'''Marge Actress:''' I am glad he's gone. | ||
:'''Lisa Actor:''' As am I. ''[Homer drops his sandwich]'' | :'''Lisa Actor:''' As am I. ''[Homer drops his sandwich]'' | ||
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:'''Bart''': It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right. | :'''Bart''': It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right. | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Really? Excuse me for just a moment. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Really? Excuse me for just a moment. | ||
| − | :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place]'' | + | :''[Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]'' |
:'''Mr. Burns''': People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]'' | :'''Mr. Burns''': People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... ''[goes through script]'' "D'oh!" ''[Homer and Marge take their masks off]'' | ||
:'''Homer Actor''': Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?! | :'''Homer Actor''': Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like ''{{w|Rain Man}}'' or ''{{w|Awakenings}}''? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?! | ||
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:'''Mr. Burns''': Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing ''{{w|Come Blow Your Horn}}'' at the [[wikipedia:Westport, Massachusetts|Westport]] Dinner Theatre. | ||
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| − | :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become | + | :[''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir''] |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' ''(to Homer)'' "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?" |
:'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try." | :'''Homer:''' "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try." | ||
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- Nelson: Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!
- Mr. Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.
- [Martin walks onstage performing in a conductor's uniform.]
- Martin: [singing] Clang, clang, clang went the trolley. Ring, ring, ring went the bell. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings... [Nelson punches Martin in the stomach]
- Mr. Burns: Thank you. Give the bully an extra point.
- [A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr. Burns and coming back to the Simpson family]
- Deprogrammer: Well, it was a gruelling two weeks, but you have your son back."
- [Hans Moleman walks out]
- Hans Moleman: Mom, Dad, I missed you.
- [[Sighing with relief Homer kisses Hans Moleman on the head.]
- Marge: Homer, that's Hans Moleman.
- Homer: Can I keep him anyway, huh, huh?
- [Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence.]
- Homer Actor: [voice unlike Homer's] I do not miss Bart at all.
- Marge Actress: I am glad he's gone.
- Lisa Actor: As am I. [Homer drops his sandwich]
- Homer Actor: "B'oh!"
- Bart: It's probably my imagination but, something about them doesn't seem quite right.
- Mr. Burns: Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
- [Mr. Burns walks into a film set where the Simpsons actors takes place.]
- Mr. Burns: People, that was all wrong! Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh!", he says... [goes through script] "D'oh!" [Homer and Marge take their masks off]
- Homer Actor: Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!
- Marge Actress: And this dialog has none of the wit and sparkle of Murphy Brown. [the Lisa actor takes off his mask]
- Lisa Actor: Hey, you know we're getting into golden time.
- Mr. Burns: Yes. Well, just get it right, or you'll all be back doing Come Blow Your Horn at the Westport Dinner Theatre.
- [Bart and Lisa are dejected after failing at their auditions to become Mr. Burns' heir]
- Marge: (to Homer) "I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. Isn't there something you'd like to say?"
- Homer: "There sure is. Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, "Never Try."
- Lionel Hutz: As for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state, often as a lawyer.
