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:'''Julius Hibbert:''' ''[laughs]'' Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign. | :'''Julius Hibbert:''' ''[laughs]'' Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign. | ||
:''[begins electroshock treatment again]'' | :''[begins electroshock treatment again]'' | ||
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| + | :'''Ray:''' So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' What are you talking about? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' What time's this show on? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Monday 9:00 CBS | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And what's the network? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' CBS | ||
| + | :''Homer:''' At what time? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' 9:00 | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And if I wanna watch it what day? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Monday. Monday 9:00 | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And this is on the radio? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' 9:00 | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' On what channel? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' CBS. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' What day? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Monday. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' On the radio? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Television. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Turn the television to what channel? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' CBS | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' At what time? | ||
| + | :''Ray:'' 9:00 on Monday. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' It's only on a Monday. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' And what time would be a good time.. | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' 9:00, from 9 to 9:30. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' So If I turn my radio on at 9:00? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Not the radio, television. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' CBS. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' CBS. | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' 9:00 | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' On the radio? | ||
| + | :'''Ray:''' Television. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Television at 3:00. | ||
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- Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
- Santa's Little Helper: [makes a questioning sound]
- Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
- Bart: Huh?
- Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.
- Julius Hibbert: Homer, that's just to bite on; not to eat.
- Homer: Sorry, give me one that doesn't taste so good.
- Julius Hibbert: That was rubber covered in vaseline.
- Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.
- Julius Hibbert: [to Marge] We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
- [after electroshock treatment]
- Marge: How do you feel, sweety?
- Homer: Much better.
- Julius Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?
- Homer: No: just you, Marge and Yogi Bear.
- [pause]
- Homer: Ha, kidding!
- Julius Hibbert: [laughs] Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
- [begins electroshock treatment again]
- Ray: So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.
- Homer: What are you talking about?
- Ray: I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.
- Homer: What time's this show on?
- Ray: Monday 9:00 CBS
- Homer: And what's the network?
- Ray: CBS
- Homer:' At what time?
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: And if I wanna watch it what day?
- Ray: Monday. Monday 9:00
- Homer: And this is on the radio?
- Ray: No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS
- Homer: And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: On what channel?
- Ray: CBS.
- Homer: What day?
- Ray: Monday.
- Homer: On the radio?
- Ray: Television.
- Homer: Turn the television to what channel?
- Ray: CBS
- Homer: At what time?
- Ray: 9:00 on Monday.
- Homer: Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?
- Ray: It's only on a Monday.
- Homer: And what time would be a good time..
- Ray: 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.
- Homer: So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?
- Ray: Not the radio, television.
- Homer: So it's Mondays at 9:00 on NBC?
- Ray: CBS.
- Homer: CBS.
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: On the radio?
- Ray: Television.
- Homer: Television at 3:00.
