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| − | + | {{qf|[[Troy McClure|Troy]]}} That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[MacArthur Parker|Parker]]}} Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... ''Planet of the Apes?'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} Uh... the movie or the planet? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Parker}} The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And ''you'' are starring... as the human. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} It's the part I was born to play, baby! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier|Selma]]}} Is this a sham marriage? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} Sure baby, is that a problemo? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach. | |
| − | :'' | + | :''[[[Jub-Jub]] Chirps]'' |
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| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Louie]]}} Troy McClure!? You said he was dead! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Fat Tony]]}} No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Louie}} Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Are you gay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Troy}} Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Selma}} Stop! | |
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- Troy: That's right boys, Troy's back from the gutter, and he's brought someone with him!
- Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
- Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
- Parker: The brand-new multi-million dollar musical. And you are starring... as the human.
- Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
- Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
- Selma: Is this a sham marriage?
- Troy: Sure baby, is that a problemo?
- Selma: Come on Jub-Jub, lets go home and i'll heat you up a nice roach.
- [[[Jub-Jub]] Chirps]
- Troy: Think what it'll mean. Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance: "Smellin' of Troy"!
- Louie: Troy McClure!? You said he was dead!
- Fat Tony: No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
- Louie: Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo.
- Troy: Hello, Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner.
- Selma: Are you gay?
- Troy: Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
- Selma: Stop!
