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:'''Homer''': ''[To border patrol]'' ''Hola señor!'' We are ''gringo'' and wish to spend ''mucho dinero'' in your country.
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:'''Border Patrol''': Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
 
:'''Border Patrol''': Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
 
:'''Homer''': D'oh!
 
:'''Homer''': D'oh!

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Season 16 Episode Quotes
340 "Fat Man and Little Boy"
341
"Midnight Rx"
"Mommie Beerest" 342

[During the couch gag: the music is absent as the Simpsons sit on the couch as normal. Nothing happens. Lisa then looks at the camera]

Lisa: What? Can't we sit on the couch without something happening?
[Just then, a spear comes hurtling at Homer and impales him in the chest. The family stares in shock]
Homer: D'oh!

[Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero]

Homer: [To border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.
Border Patrol: Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Fear not Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.

Apu: [While they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
Ned Flanders: I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god!
Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
Ned: Where's your super team, now?
Homer: Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
Apu: Save me, Shiva!
Ned: Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
Apu: Why don't you just shut up!?

[After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada]
Canadian Official 1: We have confiscated your car and its contents.
Canadian Official 2: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.
Canadian Official 1: You may leave Canada, but never return.
Canadian Official 2: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.
Canadian Official 1: I am a big fat French idiot.
Canadian Official 2: Je suis un grand gros...--hey!
Canadian Official 1: Heh, heh, heh!

Johnny: Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
[He and the other veterans laugh]
Johnny's friend: That's a good one Johnny.
Season 16 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XV All's Fair in Oven War Sleeping with the Enemy She Used to Be My Girl Fat Man and Little Boy Midnight Rx Mommie Beerest Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Pranksta Rap There's Something About Marrying On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Goo Goo Gai Pan Mobile Homer The Seven-Beer Snitch Future-Drama Don't Fear the Roofer The Heartbroke Kid A Star Is Torn Thank God It's Doomsday Home Away from Homer The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star