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This is information about an the update to The Simpsons: Tapped Out featuring Krustyland. Krustyland is separate from Springfield and requires you to travel there. This content update was released on July 31, 2013.

The Krustyland requires level 20 and is a second town for the player. For transport between the towns using the player the Krustyland Shuttle.

Attractions

Main article: The Simpsons: Tapped Out Krustyland attractions

Image Name Building time Costs Task Requires Krustyland Entrance 6s 20 Searching Bags for Outside Food The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3 Level 20 Scratchy's Flea Dipper 36h 12,000 Underplaying Teenage Staff The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31 Level 27 Duff Pavilion 36h 25,000 Getting Dads Through the Day The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39, Level 29 Eyeballs of Death 6s 100 Barley Avoiding Lawsuits The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5 Level 20 Haunted Condo 24h 10,000 De-greasing Door Hinges The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29 Level 26 150px Gift Shop 24h 1,750 Removing "Made In China" Tags The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16 Level 23/ The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24 Level 25 Krustyland Hotel 48h 20,000 Siccing Cockroaches After Bedbugs The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36 Level 28 Krustyland Burger 24h 650 Thawing "Meat" Patties The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10 Level 21/ The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24 Level 25 Mt. Krustmore 6s 150 Defying Laws of Gravity The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5 Level 20 The Food Needle 36h 5,000 Making Plain Food Seem Fancy The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24 Level 25 150px The Tooth Chipper 5d 32,000 Keeping Dentists in Business The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40 Level 29 Viking Boat Ride 24h 16,000 Inducing Air-Sea-Sickness The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33 Level 28 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show 36h 7,500 Disinfecting the Splash Zone The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26 Level 26 Sleeping Itchy Castle 24h 1,000 Losing Track of Children The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13 Level 22 Radioactive Man: The Ride 24h 2,500 Emitting Real Gamma Radiation The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21 Level 24 Death Drop 12h 300 Scattering Pocket Change The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7 Level 20

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward Krustyland Shuttle 50,000 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1 Level 20 Improves your Vanity rating by 1390 Clown Garbage Can 15 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4 Improves your Kitsch rating by 25 Garbage Can 100 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 10 Krustyland Cotton Candy Stand 400 Level 26 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28 Improves your Grub rating by 10 Krustyland Hotdog Stand 400 Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8} Improves your Grub rating by 10 Krustyland Popcorn Stand 400 Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8} Improves your Grub rating by 10 Krustyland Fried Dough Stand 100px 400 Level 26 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8} Improves your Grub rating by 10 Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy 500 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12 Level 21 Improves your Merch rating by 10 Krusty Fountain 100 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4 Improves your Kitsch rating by 175 Krustyland Bench 100 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Level 22 Improves your Kitsch rating by 10 Krustyland Fence 10 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 1 Krustyland Tree 125 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 25 Krustyland Flowers 100 Level 23 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 10 Pavilion Tent 300 Level 23/Level 24 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 50 Krustyland Shrub 50 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Kitsch rating by 5 Ring Toss 35 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5 Level 20 Improves your Merch rating by 10 Sideshow You 1,000 Level 22 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15 Improves your Merch rating by 10 Strike Three 500 Level 21 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Improves your Merch rating by 10 Whack-A-Mole 50 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4 Improves your Merch rating by 20 Wheel of Chance 500 The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8 Level 20 Improves your Merch rating by 10

The Store^[1]

Cash Tickets 100 000 30,000 50 000 16,000 15 000 5,000 10 000 3,600

Platinum Scratch-R

A new scratch card will be in the update called Platinum Scratch-R.^[2]

Donuts Odds 1,000 1/50 300 1/25 200 1/10 125 1/5 115 1/3 100 1/3

Laffy Meal

A Laffy Meal cost 25 and gives the player one of these premium objects.

Object Chances[3] 1,000 44% 1,250 34% 1,500 12% Whack-A-Mole 3% Itchy Mascot/2,000 2% Scratchy Mascot/2,000 2% Krusty Fountain 1.75% Eyeballs of Death/4,000 0.75% Mount Krustmore/7,000 0.5%

Sideshow You

Sideshow You is a betting building that is playable every 8 hours. After every 300 games will the player have a bonus on 50. The player is tapping three of eight ballons and behind them it's Krustyland Tickets.^[3]

Chance Reward 20% 5 40% 10 30% 25 9% 50 1% 5

Visitor

Random Krustyland visitors generates tickets, how many depending how long they stay and numer of visitor depending on your park rating.^[3]

Rating Visitors 0 0 1 5 2 10 4 20 5 30 Time Reward 4 h 2 8 h 4 12 h 6 16 h 8 20 h 10 24 h 12

Land Expansion^[3]

START 250 500 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 START START 250 500 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 START START 250 500 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 START 250 500 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 START 500 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 START 750 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 START 1,000 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 10,000 START 2,000 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 10,000 11,000 START 3,000 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 10,000 11,000 12,000 START 4,000 5,000 6,000 7,000 8,000 9,000 10,000 11,000 12,000 15,000

Characters

Image Name Cost Description Unlock message 100px Itchy Mascot 60 A mascot for Krustyland. It is 127 degrees inside this humiliating costume. 100px Scratchy Mascot 60 A mascot for Krustyland. I hate this job, kids! 100px Poochie Mascot 2,500 A mascot for Krustyland. Always stay in character, and no flirting with pretty moms... TO THE EXTREME!

Tasks^[3]

Bart

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 12, 10 Death Drop Visit the Gift Shop 1h 21, 17 Gift Shop Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h 52, 45 Radioactive Man Ride Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h 82, 70 Eyeballs of Death Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h 126, 100 Scratchy's Flea Dipper Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Carl

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 12, 10 Death Drop Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 21, 17 Duff Pavilion Ride the Viking Boat 4h 52, 45 Viking Boat Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Cletus

Task Time Reward Requires Clean Out the Grease Traps 1h 21, 17 Krustyland Burger Operate the Radioactive Man Ride 4h 52, 45 Radioactive Mane Ride Act Like a Murderous Hillbilly 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Run the Ring Toss Stall 12h 126, 100 Ring Toss Stall Collect Valuable Tooth Chips 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Comic Book Guy

Task Time Reward Requires Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Visit the Gift Shop 1h 21, 17 Gift Shop Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h 52, 45 Radioactive Man Ride Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h 82, 70 Eyeballs of Death Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h 126, 100 Scratchy's Flea Dipper Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel

Hans Moleman

Task Time Reward Requires Work at the Gift Shop 1h 31 Gift Shop Wash Dishes 4h 78 The Food Needle Clean Out The Pool 8h 126, 100 Wet and Smokey Stunt Show Flip Burgers 12h 180, 150 Krustyland Burger Sleep in the Servants Quarters 24h 300 Krustyland Hotel

Homer

Task Time Reward Requires Clean Up Krustyland 6s 12, 10 Debris Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 21, 17 Duff Pavilion Play the Ring Toss Game 4h 52, 45 Ring Toss Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Ride Mount Krustmore 24h 180, 150 Mount Krustmore

Kearney

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 18 Death Drop Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 31 Duff Pavilion Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h 78 Radioactive Man Ride Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 126, 100 Haunted Condo Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h 180, 150 Scratchy's Flea Dipper Ride Mount Krustmore 24h 300, 225 Mount Krustmore Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Krusty

Task Time Reward Requires Promote Krusty Burger 1h 21, 17 Krustyland Burger Sign Autographs 4h 52, 45 Gift Shop Count Money 8h 82, 70 Krustyland Entrance Promote the Tooth Chipper 12h 126, 100 The Tooth Chipper Sleep in the Penthouse 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel

Lenny

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 12, 10 Death Drop Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 21, 17 Duff Pavilion Ride the Viking Boat 4h 52, 45 Viking Boat Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Lisa

Task Time Reward Requires Clean up Krustyland 6s 12, 10 Debris Ride the Death Drop 30m 12, 10 Death Drop Visit the Gift Shop 1h 21, 17 Gift Shop Ride the Viking Boat 4h 52, 45 Viking Boat Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Ride the Eyeballs of Death 8h 82, 70 Eyeballs of Death Watch the Stunt Show 12h 126, 100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show Ride the Tooth Chipper 24h 300, 225 The Tooth Chipper

Martin

Task Time Reward Requires Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy 1h 21, 17 Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Ride the Viking Boat 4h 52, 45 Viking Boat Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h 82, 70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel

Milhouse

Task Time Reward Requires Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Visit the Gift Shop 1h 21, 17 Gift Shop Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h 52, 45 Radioactive Man Ride Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h 82, 70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Watch the Stunt Show 12h 126, 100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show Ride Mount Krustmore 24h 180, 150 Mount Krustmore

Nelson

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 12, 10 Death Drop Visit the Gift Shop 1h 21, 17 Gift Shop Ride Radioactive Man Ride 4h 52, 45 Radioactive Man Ride Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 82, 70 Haunted Condo Watch the Stunt Show 12h 126, 100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show Ride Mount Krustmore 24h 180, 150 Mount Krustmore

Otto

Task Time Reward Requires Ride the Death Drop 30m 18 Death Drop Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 31 Duff Pavilion Tour the Haunted Condo 8h 126, 100 Haunted Condo Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper 12h 180, 150 Scratchy's Flea Dipper Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 300 Krustyland Hotel

Sideshow Mel

Task Time Reward Requires Entertain at Krusty Burger 1h 31 Krustyland Burger Sign Autographs 4h 78 Gift Shop Emcee a Festival 8h 126, 100 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Juggle in Krustyland 12h 180, 150 Wander Park

Skinner

Task Time Reward Requires Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h 82, 70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Eat at the Food Needle 12h 126, 100 The Food Needle Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel

Squeaky Voiced Teen

Task Time Reward Requires Work at the Gift Shop 1h 31 Gift Shop Wash Dishes 4h 78 The Food Needle Clean Out The Pool 8h 126, 100 Wet and Smokey Stunt Show Flip Burgers 12h 180, 150 Krustyland Burger Sleep in the Servants Quarters 24h 300 Krustyland Hotel

Wiggum

Task Time Reward Requires Eat at Krustyland Burger 30m 12, 10 Krustyland Burger Visit Duff Pavilion 1h 21, 17 Duff Pavilion Collect Krustyland Bribes 4h 52, 45 Ring Toss Take Part in a Sing-Along 8h 82, 70 Sleeping Itchy's Castle Watch the Stunt Show 12h 126, 100 Wet & Smokey Stunt Show Stay at Krustyland Hotel 24h 180, 150 Krustyland Hotel

Quests

NPC Tutorial

When the player has reach "Rank 1 on Krust-O-Meter" After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey! Who are all these people? The dregs of humanity... or as we call them here at Krustyland, customers. As we rebuild Krustyland there's gonna be more and more of these losers streaming in. I don't follow… As you improve Krustyland you increase the park's rating on the Krust-O-Meter goes up. A higher Krust-O-Meter rating means more paying customers! So you're saying as the Krust-O-Meter increases, more people will show up at the park? Yep, and when they use the rides they'll accumulate tickets. Just tap on them to collect Free tickets? What a meaningless enticement. Count me in!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Ugh. Can someone tell me why the same dogs run every race at our track? And why, given that, a TV clown would blow his entire fortune betting on said races? Krusty? You're Broke? No, broke means you have zero. I am millions in debt. If I was only broke, I'd be the richest jerk on earth. Why don't you just re-open Krustyland and make your money back? Krustyland is a mess. They never tell you how expensive the "maintenance" The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. of a theme park is. Or how when you don't pay "maintenance," and one ride topples onto another ride and careens into a crowded midway, it can also be expensive. Then again, rebuilding Krustyland would be a great way to kill time, and keep people from focusing on more important tasks like work and school. Anything I can do to harm America's productivity. Let's do it! Isn't Krustyland way out of town? How will we get there? Leave that to me! By which I mean, the Sky Finger. Get to it, chump! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Krustyland Shuttlebus" and "Tap the Shuttlebus and go to Krustyland". The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward. Message Tap on the Krustyland Shuttlebus to visit Krustyland

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Aww, the old Krustyland is a dump! Where am I going to find a schmuck fakakta big enough schmuck to fix this mess? Ooh, Yiddish -- that often leads to Latkes Hey, hey! Welcome to Krustyland! Step right up to our newest attraction: Grab That Girder Over There and Drag It, Then Every Other Girder, to Somewhere the Truck Can Get to Them More Easily! Long name. Sounds fun! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Cleanup Krustyland". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total 22 and 20 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I gotta say, Krusty, the girder-dragging ride at Disneyland is better. And why reward me with these stupid tickets? A guy like me is used to getting paid in cold, hard pretend money. Those are Krustyland Tickets! They're like money but more... fun! Hoo Hoo Ha Ha! Also, you're going to need those tickets to rebuild the Krustyland Entrance. So hand 'em over! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 3" which is to "Build the Krustyland Entrance". It takes 6 seconds. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark The harder it is for people to find their way around a theme park, the less time they spend on its fragile, deadly rides. I need a boneheaded, twisting, counterintuitive layout for this place. Where’s that guy from before. Hi, Mr. The Klown -- I’m that guy from before. I want to once again lodge a complaint about being paid in your personal scrip instead of money. And I look forward to that conversation. Right after you try our latest attraction: Build A Path! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 4" which is to "Place Krustyland Paths (x4)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark You know, this theme park is starting to feel a lot like work. But, if I may finish that thought, it’s all worth it when you get your payout of Krustyland Tickets. Is that how that thought finishes? Well, I guess I can’t tell my thoughts what to think. Okay, what’s next? Now comes the imporant stuff. The rides are just a way to bring customers -- or, as we call them in the industry, "Fat Dummies Deserving of What They Get" -- into the park. I didn't know we had a nickname! Pretty sweet. But it's the rigged, unwinnable midway games where you make the real dough. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 5" which is to "Place the Ring Toss Stall" The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Okay, Homer, are you ready to run the Ring Toss stall? Run it? But I want to play! Don't waste your time... the rings aren't big enough to land on any of the prizes. Looks easy enough. Just watch. *clink* Whoops. Okay, just one more. *clink* One more. *clink* One more... Ugh. Looks like I'm going to need someone else to run the stall. Message Cletus and Sideshow Mel will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 6" which is to "Make Cletus Run the Ring Toss Stall" and "Make Homer Play at the Ring Toss Game (x3)". Homer's task task take 4 hours and Cletus 12 hours. The player receives total 302 and 190 in reward. Message Bart, Lisa, and Kearney will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7

Krusty, you haven’t rebuilt my favorite ride yet. Where’s the infamous Death Drop? You didn't shut it down just because of one tiny little class action lawsuit filed by five thousand hospitalized children? Ugh. Maybe that one's better left unbuilt. Actually, it's was our safest ride. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 7" which is to "Build the Death Drop". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8

After tapping on Barts's exclamation mark Message Milhouse will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield! The Death Drop is ready! Just look at all that beautiful rust. Race you to it! I don't know, Bart. It looks like a big kid ride. Well I suppose I could try it once... if Lisa holds my hand. On the off chance that we survive this ride, no way. I'd never respect my hand again. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 8" which is to "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop (x2)", "Make Lisa Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Death Drop". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total 68 and 50 in reward. Woo! That was awesome... I'm going to ride it again. I'm think I'm done for now... what about you, Milhouse? Milhouse? *vomiting*

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark We've run out of room to build. Guess I'll go back to my regular jobs, of which there are now so many it's a real pain to scroll down the list and find the one you want. Krustyland is out of room? Then you're in luck -- there’s a job for that! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 9" which is to "Buy a Krustyland Expansion". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark All this work is making me hungry. Where can I get some food? We could probably scrape together a decent Krusty Burger from what’s in the freezer. Yup, there’s still some "meat" in there. Mmmmm... scraped, quotation-marks meat. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 10" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build Krustyland Burger". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Woo Hoo! Krusty Burger, here I come! Hey, Bart! Let’s grab a Laffy Meal! It comes with a toy from the movie Green Lantern 2: Seriously, a Second Green Lantern? I'll go on the Death Drop, while you eat a Laffy Meal. We'll see who barfs first! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 11" which is to "Make Homer Eat at Krustyland Burger", "Make Bart Ride the Death Drop", and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krustyland". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives total 56 and 40 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Message Martin, Skinner, and Otto will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield! Hey, what gives? People have been on these rides all day and nobody’s dead. We've come to expect a good deal more maiming from our beloved Krustyland. I don’t want to grow up to be one of those guys who doesn't have a childhood story about the kid he knew who died at an amusement park. Hello, Bartholomew! Fancy a go on the ol’ Death Drop with yours truly? Come on, Krusty -- if Martin’s having fun in your park, you KNOW you’re doing something wrong! Everybody chill out. If you want excitement, if you want hair-raising peril, just wait 'til you see my next attraction... the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall! Oy vey. The tasks are '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 12" which is to "Place the Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy Stall" and "Make Martin Try Knock Over the Fuzzy Guy". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 41 and 27 in reward. Take THAT!... and THAT! Ow! Hey! You're only allowed to throw balls at the little men! I'm sorry, Mr. Carny. I have a lot of pent-up anger due to my unpopularity and constant targeting by bullies at school. Maybe you should look fo a doctor, Martin. Thank you, Bart. That's excellent advice. Ow! Hey! Who's throwing balls at me?

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Krusty, you've lost your edge. Don't say that, kid! I'm an afternoon TV clown. If I'm not making my living on the bleeding edge, my audience of six-year-olds will find someone who is! Here, you want danger? You want risk? How about… The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 13" which is to "Reach Level 22 and Build Sleeping Itchy's Castle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Okay, I admit it! The new Krustyland is safe, family-friendly, and all the other horrible things you say! The guy I suckered into building it just did too good a job. And now I have to find a way to live with the excellent results. I never wanted to be in the business of pleasing people, but that’s the hand I was dealt. So I’m going with it -- Krustyland is going to be the People-Pleasing-est Place On Earth! I'm going to be the first clown in history to make people happy! The task is '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 14" which is to "Make Krusty Get Serious". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 102 and 80 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey, I think this Ring Toss game is RIGGED! I've told you that a hundred times! Look, forget it. From now on, no more cheating our schmucks. I mean, our "valued customers". Though it makes my pancake makeup-caked skin crawl to say it, let's build a game that isn't rigged. A real people-pleaser. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 15" which is to "Place Sideshow You". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Now any jerk -- I mean, "respected patron" -- can waltz in and get free Tickets. Don't mind if I do! Message You can now play the Balloon Pop game for free Tickets! Message Just tap on Sideshow You and get popping! Message Comic Book Guy will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16

Excuse me? I wish to commemorate my visit here by purchasing Krustyland collectibles. Where are they for sale? Uh, nowhere. I'm trying this new thing where I treat my customers good. And everyone knows collectibles are a huge rip-off, right? On the contrary. With the rise of the modern nerd, limited-edition plastic crap is now a safer investment than gold. I have a mint-in-box vinyl-caped Jawa that is worth more than Delaware. Besides, shopping is all this country is good at anymore. Might as well play to our strengths. One shop, coming up! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 16" which is to "Reach Level 23 and Build the Gift Shop". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Hey, you seem to know a lot about theme parks. You want to help me make Krustyland the best it can be? Not now, I'm shopping for toys. Right. But I'm offering you a highly-paid-- SHOPPING! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 17" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Visit the Gift Shop". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 41 and 27 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Uhh, these people are pigs! There's trash all over the place! Maybe we should build some garbage cans. And a recycling station, so people can also reduce their carbon footprints. Recycling? Isn’t that what you do to jokes, gags and bits? You can also do it to trash. Sounds expensive. Let’s stick with the garbage cans. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 18" which is to "Place Garbage Bins (x3)". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward. Message Wiggum, Moleman and Squeaky-Voice Teen will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19

Hold on just a second there, Krusty. I'm here to inspect your rides. And if I know Krustyland, they’re not going to be up to snuff. I just hope SOMEONE doesn't leave an envelope of money lying around, where it easilty could bribe me. Actually, Chief, the fella who rebuilt all my rides did a great job. It feels weird to say this, but I think my park is legal. Oh. Well, that stinks. What’s the point in having lawmen if they’re not out there on the street collecting bribes. If you like, I could fake-bribe you with near-worthless park tickets. Gee, would ya? That’d be swell. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 19" which is to "Make Wiggum Collect Krustyland Bribes". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 72 and 55 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark So, I can spend these tickets anywhere in Krustyland, right? Anywhere at all! Blackout dates apply, some attractions excluded, prices subject to the whims of an oft-drunk clown. Sounds great! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 20" which is to "Make Wiggum Eat at Krustyland Burger" and "Make Wiggum Take Part in a Sing-Along". It takes 30 minutes and 8 hours hours. The player receives total 114 and 90 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Listen, Comic Book Guy. You know theme parks. How would you rate mine? I absolutely love it. One-and-a-half stars. Yikes. That's kinda harsh. Well, your rides are dated. They move too much. A truly first-rate modern ride is where you sit in a fake car and watch a 3-D movie that almost convinces you you’re moving in real life. That’s moronic! Also, you need to have a tie-in to a successful movie. Or, as a last resort, a long-running primetime animated TV show. But what money-grubbing TV cartoon would be desperate enough to lend its good name to a ride where you only pretend to be on a ride? A good point. Surely that would never happen. Well, we can always try for a movie tie-in. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 21" which is to "Reach Level 24 and Build Radioactive Man: The Ride". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark a I doubt these seats will support my ample frame, but as Radioactive Man would say "up and atom." ...except, of course, in issue 37 where his catchphrase was erroneously printed as "up and at 'em." Cool! A Radioactive Man ride! Let's go Milhouse! Gah! Children, at a theme park? Is no place sacred? The tasks are '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 22" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", "Make Bart Ride the Radioactive Man Ride", and "Make Milhouse Ride the Radioactive Man Ride". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 176 and 145 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark I have discovered another glaring omission in your park -- no mascots. Children and creepy adults need someone to sign their autograph books. Right, right. I always get my mascot guys on loan from the prison. Cons work cheap, and they're used to wearing masks The tasks are '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 23" which is to "Hire a Krustyland Mascot". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark And now a subject that is near and dear to my heart: food. No offense, but food is obviously near and dear to every other part of you, too The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 24" which is to "Reach Level 25 and Build the Food Needle". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark All of this consulting has left me famished. I will now sample the Food Needle's offerings, which Yelp! describes as: "technically edible," and "clown-quality food." My favorite review? "The owner is washed-up. Too bad the tableware isn't." Tough but accurate. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 25" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 146 and 110 in reward. Message‎ Nelson will now appear in Krustyland when he's not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26

One ticket for the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show, please. I want to see Orky the Orca ride a dirt bike. We haven’t built that yet. Come back in twenty-four hours. I don't think you understand. I enjoy watching marine animals struggle to do people things in exchange for fish. I enjoy it very much. So make it happen. And what if I don'? Then you won't progress any further in this dumb game. I guess it's true what they say -- the best bullying comes from a place of honesty. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 26" which is to "Reach Level 26 and Build the Wet-and-Smokey Stunt Show". It takes 1 day and 12 hour. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Nelson, don’t you find forcing animals to do tricks kind of... cruel? I never really thought about it. But yeah, the cruelty's probably what makes it so great. Also, sometimes you get splashed by a gazillion tons of water. You want to check it out with me? The animal activist in me says no... but the eight-year-old in me is intrigued by this splashing you speak of. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 27" which is to "Make Nelson Watch the Stunt Show" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark See, Lisa? I told you the water show was fun. It was a chilling display of man’s heartlessness towards his animal bretheren. And we got soaked! You want to get some cotton candy? Sure! I mean... sure, whatever. I guess. The task is '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 28" which is to "Place a Cotton Candy Stand". The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark So, what do you want to do now? I read on the internet that there's going to be a haunted house in Krustyland… ... but according to the data-mined text files, it's not being released until level 150! Don't worry -- I can bully anything. Hey, game! I'm gonna count down from five… ...and if I don't have that ride when I get to zero, I'm going to mess up your save file. 5… 4… 3… 2… Message Congratulations! You just unlocked Krusty's Haunted Condo! That's more like it. The task is '. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 29" which is to "Build Krusty's Haunted Condo". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark Right now, I feel like I could beat up the whole world. I guess what I’m trying to say is, even though all girls are super-lame and have garbage personalities, if ever one wasn’t the worst, it'd be you. Or whatever... Awww… The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 30" which is to "Make Lisa Tour the Haunted Condo" and "Make Nelson Tour the Haunted Condo". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 184 and 150 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark Wow. The Haunted Condo really scared you, huh, Nelson? You’re shaking like a leaf, and you’re wearing your warmest vest. I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon? Huh. That’s actually a very insightful answer. Shut up! YOU’RE an insightful answer! Why thank you. What -- did I say something nice? I hate it when I do that. Let’s just agree to stick to normal rides from now on. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 31" which is to "Reach Level 27 and Build Scratchy's Flear Dipper". It takes 1 day and 12 hour. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark Lisa, I’m getting on the Flea Dipper now, and I don’t want you to follow. Are you breaking up with me? These last few missions we've shared have made me very happy... but that's something a bully can never be. Anger is my livelihood. I have to admit it -- you seem calmer. More rational. The technical term is "wussified," and it has to stop. The weak need to be tormented, and the job falls to me. Goodbye, Lisa. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 32" which is to "Make Nelson Ride Scratchy's Flea Dipper" and "Make Lisa Watch the Stunt Show". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward. Message Lenny and Carl will now appear in Krustyland when they're not doing jobs in Springfield!

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33

Hey, how come there’s no Viking Boat ride at Krustyland? I 'unno. Because shut up? Hey, I'm Icelandic. If you don't put in a Viking Boat ride, that's discrimination! And I'm his friend, so I'm being discriminated too! Maybe we should tell the press Krustyland is prejudiced against both Icelanders and friends. Quickly, appease them! Bad publicity is death to a theme park! Just ask PaulaDeenWorld, KidnapLand, and Universal Studios: Jalalabad! Sure, whatever. But this whole deal was a lot more fun when I hated my customers. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 33" which is to "Reach Level 28 and Build the Viking Boat". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go. Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one. I said, GET ON THE BOAT. Are you aiming a gun at us? I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it. Look, shoot us if you want. But don’t make a joke at the NRA’s expense. They can’t take it, and I don’t want to listen to their whining. Yeah, you’d think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you’re still getting on that boat. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 34" which is to "Make Carl Ride the Viking Boat" and "Make Lenny Ride the Viking Boat". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 124 and 100 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark Hey, Krusty! How come there’s no vegetarian options on your menus? You got something against Buddhists? Once again, we're feeling pretty discriminitized. Fellas, please. I’ll let you in on a secret. If you want vegetarian, order the Meatlover’s Meatgasm. There’s not actually any meat in it. Unless you consider a really, really smart fungus to be meat. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 35" which is to "Make Carl Eat at the Food Needle" and "Make Lenny Eat at the Food Needle". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 272 and 210 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark And now for the final element that every great theme park needs -- an attached hotel and convention center. Wait a second. It's one thing to have to be nice to people all day, but now I have to be nice to them all night too? The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 36" which is to "Build the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 2 days. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark I've done everything you asked. I'’ve built a world-class theme park... and I’ve never been so miserable Only one thing remains -- We'd like a room for the night in the Krustyland Hotel, please. Hold on a second! What do you mean, one thing remains? I thought I was done. Now you simply need to work 24-7 to ensure that Krustyland upholds the high standards I've set. Making sure that each and every guest has a magical stay and leaves completely satisfied. A room, please? SHUT UP! Aw, that’s it. I'm not going to spend my life making other people happy. I'm a clown! I'm in it for the money! Krustyland is going back to the dump it was! Excuse me? Here! Take the room. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 37" which is to "Make Lenny Stay at the Krustyland Hotel" and "Make Carl Stay at the Krustyland Hotel". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 380 and 310 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Homer! Hey, Homer! I’m fed up with the quality of your work! I thought I was doing a great job! That's the problem! Krustyland isn't Disneyland -- we're crap and we're proud. The only thrill my ancient rides can possibly offer is not knowing if you’ll survive them. If they’re assembled right, with bolts and screws and following instructions, where’s the fun? I need you to do a crappier job! And to help with that, how about we build a new attraction: a "Crappy-Job-Doer-Enabler," if you will. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 38" which is to "Reach Level 29 and Build the Duff Pavilion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Woo hoo! Beer, here I come! Drink up, pal! That’s the finest beer Duff has to offer... for what I was willing to pay. Which was virtually nothing. I'm saying it’s not good beer. Swill. Really. Hmmm... it’s bland, watery, colorless, odorless. Just the way a true American likes it! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 39" which is to "Make Homer Visit the Duff Pavilion". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 41 and 27 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Homer - -Drunk Thanks for the too much beer, Bozo. Whaddaya want [hic!] me to build now? Only our most dangerous, intricate, and poorly-designed ride... the Tooth Chipper! Homer - -Drunk Okey-doke. Do you have a toolbox or something? If I'm building a rollercoaster, I could use a good sledgehammer. Now, now. If Drunky has a wrench, Drunky might screw the bolts together too tight. And we don’t want that. The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 40" which is to "Build the Tooth Chipper". It takes 5 days. The player receives total 20 and 10 in reward.

The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 41

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark I can’t believe it -- the fabled Tooth Chipper. The ride that killed three Presidents... The only coaster designed by a team of serial killers… Let me at it! You were right about my park, kid. And if you're getting on the Chipper... it was nice knowing' ya! See you on the other side! The player receives "The Krusty-est Place On Earth Pt. 41" which is to "Make Bart Ride The Tooth Chipper". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 200 and 160 in reward. Looks like Krustyland is finally back to her former glory... and posting in the black for a change, too. Wait, what am I supposed to do with all these extra Tickets? Dad, didn't you know you can exchange them at the Krustyland Entrance? You mean I can cash this fake virtual money in for real virtual money?! Woo Hoo! Message You can now exchange your Tickets for Cash at the Krustyland Entrance!

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References