Difference between revisions of "The Bob Next Door/Quotes"
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:'''Sideshow Bob:''' It's a four year old book. | :'''Sideshow Bob:''' It's a four year old book. | ||
:'''Bart:''' I'm a slow reader. | :'''Bart:''' I'm a slow reader. | ||
| + | :'''Sideshow Bob''': A fitting epitaph. | ||
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:'''Homer''': ''[to [[Walt Warren|Walt]] with Bob's face]'' "Alright buddy. I'm going to do to you what you should of done to my son a long time ago!" | :'''Homer''': ''[to [[Walt Warren|Walt]] with Bob's face]'' "Alright buddy. I'm going to do to you what you should of done to my son a long time ago!" | ||
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:'''Waitress''': ''[to Bob with Walt's face, after taking his face out]'' "I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need someone to cuddle at night!" | :'''Waitress''': ''[to Bob with Walt's face, after taking his face out]'' "I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need someone to cuddle at night!" | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream! | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Due to budget cuts, we're instituting shorter school hours. | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': How short? | ||
| + | :'''[[Superintendant Chalmers]]''': Take 'em home, [[Otto]]! | ||
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| + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Bart, what are you doing inside on an outdoor party? | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': Walt is really Sideshow Bob, and I'll prove it. See? Who would need a knife this big? | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': It's probably a deboner. | ||
| + | :'''Bart''': ''[laughs]'' Boner. | ||
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| + | :'''Marge''': A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on ''Cheers'', Frasier on ''Frasier'', and Lt. Commander Tom Dodge on ''Down Periscope''. | ||
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- Sideshow Bob: But their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
- Bart: Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
- Sideshow Bob: It's a four year old book.
- Bart: I'm a slow reader.
- Sideshow Bob: A fitting epitaph.
- Homer: [to Walt with Bob's face] "Alright buddy. I'm going to do to you what you should of done to my son a long time ago!"
- Walt: I'm not Sideshow Bob, I'm the real Walt Warren
- Sideshow Bob: [displaying his erudition] What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doing?
- Bart: Ruining your plan.
- Waitress: [to Bob with Walt's face, after taking his face out] "I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need someone to cuddle at night!"
- Homer: Aw, nothing is ever boobs or ice cream!
- Homer: Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again!
- Principal Skinner: Due to budget cuts, we're instituting shorter school hours.
- Lisa: How short?
- Superintendant Chalmers: Take 'em home, Otto!
- Marge: Bart, what are you doing inside on an outdoor party?
- Bart: Walt is really Sideshow Bob, and I'll prove it. See? Who would need a knife this big?
- Marge: It's probably a deboner.
- Bart: [laughs] Boner.
- Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on Cheers, Frasier on Frasier, and Lt. Commander Tom Dodge on Down Periscope.
