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Difference between revisions of "No Leg to Stand On"

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{{TB|It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?}}
 
{{TB|It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?}}
 
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{{TB|Uh… sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!}}
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{{TB|Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Run in Fear|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Run in Fear|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?}}
 
{{TB|Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?}}
 
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{{TB|That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny “pirate”.}}
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{{TB|That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon}}
 
{{TB|Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.}}
 
{{TB|Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Accept Applications|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Accept Applications|4 hours|the [[Ghost Pirate Airship]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|If all the lads here are like this “Bart” fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.}}
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{{TB|If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.}}
 
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{{TB|He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called “screen time”.}}
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{{TB|He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time".}}
 
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{{TB|Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.}}
 
{{TB|Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.}}
 
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{{TB|Step into my store…}}
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{{TB|Step into my store...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Herman Display Arms|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Herman Display Arms|4 hours|[[Herman's Military Antiques]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.}}
 
{{TB|No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.}}
 
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{{TB|I like the cut of your “arrrrrrrrrrrs”, stranger.}}
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{{TB|I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blackbeard Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?}}
 
{{TB|Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?}}

Latest revision as of 17:46, September 18, 2024


No Leg to Stand On
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 25
Update: Time Traveling Toaster
Required characters: Blackbeard, Milhouse, Bart, Herman, Sea Captain

No Leg to Stand On is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Blackbeard to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
Blackbeard - Annoyed ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers!
Milhouse - Excited Cool! A fun pirate!
Blackbeard - Surprised Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach?
Milhouse Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies.
Milhouse - Worried It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?
Blackbeard Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!
Task: "Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Run in Fear". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
Blackbeard - Surprised Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot?
Blackbeard - Sad I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew.
Bart - Happy Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?
Marge That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate".
Blackbeard Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
Marge - Happy Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him?
Blackbeard - Sad ...
Task: "Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Blackbeard Accept Applications". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Blackbeard - Sad If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.
Blackbeard He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time".
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
Blackbeard - Sad Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew?
Herman The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend.
Blackbeard - Happy Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.
Herman Step into my store...
Task: "Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Herman Display Arms". The job takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 4 hours.
Blackbeard - Surprised Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around.
Blackbeard - Annoyed What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark
Blackbeard - Sad No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.
Sea Captain I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger.
Blackbeard - Happy Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?
Sea Captain - Aghast No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone.
Blackbeard Take me to sea, or lose me forever!
Sea Captain Step right this way. Me ship awaits!
Task: "Make Sea Captain Join the Crew". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum". The job takes place at the Ghost Pirate Airship and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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