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For the tree, see Springfield's oldest redwood tree.

World's Largest Redwood is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the World's Largest Redwood content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark OMG, there's a tree sprouting where I buried the pine cone! It's like the Resurrection, but even better because there's actually some empirical evidence for it! This miracle must be protected, but who has time to keep checking in on a task to see if it's completed? Certainly not anyone with a life like me. I could help by watching it a bit! Then maybe we could grab ice cream after? Hmm… I feel kinda icky getting a guy to do something by vaguely making a romantic promise I'll never actually fulfill. Welcome to womanhood. Task: "Make Milhouse Watch the Tree". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Disappoint Milhouse With a Friend Hug". The job takes place at the World's Largest Redwood and takes 3 hours. Excuse me, ah sir. You need to give the tree room to-- Give it enough space to explore and find out what kind of tree it is? I know. Jesse Grass?! I can't believe you're taking an interest in my project. I'm so flattered! Message She shouldn't be flattered, he came for the tree. Jesse Grass is here to help the Redwood grow faster! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Wow Lisa, you've figured out what kind of food trees eat! It's really nothing. Just mulch, manure, and our man made carbon emissions, of course! You can't blame me for the air pollution problem. None of my cars actually run. Lisa Simpson, I have here a court order saying you must cease and desist from growing this unauthorized tree on public land. *sigh* I knew it was too good to be true. But I've also obtained a court injunction against myself saying the tree's growth can continue! Why? I had the epiphany I could hire myself out to both sides of a case. This is the greatest revolution in lawyering since “Accidentes?” bus ads! Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x40). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Wow, Fat Tony, you're helping with my tree too? Uh…yeahhh. I'm digging this hole to…uh…aerate the soil. That hole seems kind of big. A person could fit in there! Three people, actually. If they're folded right. Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x80). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 The full resources of Springfield will be deployed to help this tree grow! It's the major tourist attraction we've been waiting for! But we already have a major tourist attraction. ... You know, Krustyland? ... ... ... Like I said, this tree is the major tourist attraction we've been waiting for! Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x60). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 That tree's looking a little pale. How'd you like a professional checkup? I'd love to, but I can't afford it. Actually, you can! Obamacare will pay me for tree checkups. It will? Well technically, it covers “all checkups for under the age of six months.” But it doesn't specify the thing checked up needs to be human. Oh by the way, I'll need the tree to fill this cup with sap. Why? Obamacare covers urine tests too. Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x80). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After completing Pt. 5 Heyyyy, whatcha growin' there? A redwood tree. Sure, “redwood tree.” I call mine “hibiscus.” Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x100). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

After completing Pt. 6 Yo. I'm here to help watch the tree as part of my community service requirement. You're fulfilling it by watching a tree? Shouldn't you be doing something more beneficial to the community, like working with children? I'm benefitting the community precisely by not working with children. Good point. Here's a lawn chair. Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x240). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 8

After completing Pt. 7 Seeing this tree growing makes me the happiest I've ever been. Excluding any occasions when I've been drinking. So you're a big fan of trees? No, I'm a big fan of crashing my car into them. Could you let me know when it's big enough to withstand a 1987 Ford Fiesta? Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x140). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 9

After completing Pt. 8 Hey Lisa, could you sign this? “Please excuse Bart from class today to help my redwood tree grow.” Your teacher's never going to accept this! You vastly underestimate the liberal leanings of the American Teachers Association. I got to miss all of December by offering to write a 1 page paper about the plight of undocumented transsexual migrant farm workers! Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x360). Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 10

After completing Pt. 9 From a little pine cone to a majestic 80-foot-high tree. Amazing! Indeed! Now get off my land. Your land? This is a public park! Was a public park. Now, it's Redwood Estates: An Exclusive Gated Residential Community. Opening Fall 2016! You can't gate this tree in! Nobody will be able to see it! People will be able to see it. Exclusive people. Well I'm not budging! Task: "Collect Fertilizer" (x140). New Skin: Treehugger Lisa Quest reward: 2,500 and 250

Jobs

Character Job Part Cost Milhouse Watch the Tree 1 Free Lisa Disappoint Milhouse With a Friend Hug Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 2 6,250 Blue Haired Lawyer Send Threatening Letters to Himself Homer Contribute Man Made Emissions Lisa Ignore Fat Tony's Hole 3 3,750 Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch Fat Tony Fill the Hole with "Fertilizer" Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 4 8,500 Quimby Turn Unsold Krustyland Tickets into Mulch Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 5 12,500 Dr. Hibbert Order a $12,000 CAT Scan for the Tree Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 6 30,000 Otto Give Lisa Recipe for "Redwood Tree Brownies" Lisa Apply Otto's Growing Knowledge Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 7 21,000 Lisa Recruit Community Service Workers to Fertilize Snake Help By Doing Nothing Sketchy Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 8 54,000 Barney Practice the Drive From Moe's to the Tree Lisa Install a Guard Rail Around the Tree Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 9 35,000 Lisa Sign Bart's Note in Exchange for Fertilizer Bart Get an A Mentioning Bernie Sanders Jesse Grass Use Pocket Mulch 10 180,000 Lisa Stand Perfectly Still and Do Nothing