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{{TB|Springfield, eh. May I guess in which state?}}
 
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{{TB|If you, er, must…}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Thomas Jefferson Guess Where Springfield Is|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Jefferson Memorial]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Stand Around Awkwardly|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or [[Jefferson Memorial]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Who've you been talking to?}}
 
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{{TB|Citizens of Springfield! Hearken to my voice! When in the course of human events…}}
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{{TB|Citizens of Springfield! Hearken to my voice! When in the course of human events...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Thomas Jefferson Declare a Declaration|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Run Off|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Thomas Jefferson Declare a Declaration|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Run Off|4 hours|{{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|…we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor!}}
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{{TB|...we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Enthused}}
 
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{{TB|Boy, you sure talk purdy!}}
 
{{TB|Boy, you sure talk purdy!}}
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{{TB|Tell me more about my modern legacy.}}
 
{{TB|Tell me more about my modern legacy.}}
 
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{{TB|Shucks, y'all better go talk to the folks up at the school fer that…}}
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{{TB|Shucks, y'all better go talk to the folks up at the school fer that...}}
 
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{{TB|'cause you is wearin' high stockins and buckled shoes and that ain't no modern leg-I-see. *runs off*}}
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{{TB|...'cause you is wearin' high stockins and buckled shoes and that ain't no modern leg-I-see. {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Thomas Jefferson Head to Springfield Elementary|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or the [[Jefferson Memorial]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Thomas Jefferson Head to Springfield Elementary|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or the [[Jefferson Memorial]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|No? But I adore theater. I saw Moliere's original work in Paris. George Washington and I met at the theater. What makes you say I wouldn't like it?}}
 
{{TB|No? But I adore theater. I saw Moliere's original work in Paris. George Washington and I met at the theater. What makes you say I wouldn't like it?}}
 
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{{TB|Well, um… you don't come off too well in it…}}
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{{TB|Well, um... you don't come off too well in it...}}
 
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{{TB|Enchanté, mademoiselle.}}
 
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{{TB|Lisa, maybe you can explain to Mr. Jefferson how he is perceived in the modern world. *runs off*}}
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{{TB|Lisa, maybe you can explain to Mr. Jefferson how he is perceived in the modern world. {{*}}runs off{{*}}}}
 
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{{TB|Just a minute. You called him "Principal". Am I to be lectured by a child instead of by the school's master?}}
 
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{{TB|So you're saying that one of my greatest achievements as president is now viewed as brutal colonialism?}}
 
{{TB|So you're saying that one of my greatest achievements as president is now viewed as brutal colonialism?}}
 
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{{TB|Well…not to everyone.}}
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{{TB|No?}}
 
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{{TB|Why, property, of course! The greatest investment anyone can make.}}
 
{{TB|Why, property, of course! The greatest investment anyone can make.}}
 
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{{TB|I don't know… Becoming a real estate tycoon may not be the best way for a former president to win universal acclaim these days.}}
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{{TB|I don't know... Becoming a real estate tycoon may not be the best way for a former president to win universal acclaim these days.}}
 
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{{TB|How would you spend my money?}}
 
{{TB|How would you spend my money?}}
 
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{{TB|Hmm, for the cost of a decent-sized piece of property in Springfield… you could get two tickets to Hamilton.}}
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{{TB|Hmm, for the cost of a decent-sized piece of property in Springfield... you could get two tickets to Hamilton.}}
 
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{{TB|But I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father—}}
 
{{TB|But I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father—}}
 
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Latest revision as of 10:59, June 8, 2024


The Declaration
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: 4th of July 2024 Promotion
Required characters: Thomas Jefferson, Lisa
Optional characters: Quimby

The Declaration is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the 4th of July 2024 Promotion of the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Thomas Jefferson to be unlocked.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Quimby The, er, Renaissance Pleasure Fair is next week, my good fop.
Thomas Jefferson That is good to know, as I believe the Renaissance provided much fair pleasure. My name is Jefferson.
Quimby - Surprised Thomas Jefferson?
Thomas Jefferson - Confused You know me?
Quimby - Smug Yes. You're on the $2 bill.
Thomas Jefferson - Surprised Memorialized in currency you say? What a fine tribute.
Quimby - Embarrassed Well, er, I'm not sure it's as big a deal as you think.
Thomas Jefferson And who might you be?
Quimby Joe Quimby, Mayor of Springfield. Hence the, er, sash.
Thomas Jefferson Springfield, eh. May I guess in which state?
Quimby - Deadpan If you, er, must...
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Guess Where Springfield Is". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Stand Around Awkwardly". The job takes place at the Town Hall or Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Quimby Are you going to make your guess, er, out loud?
Thomas Jefferson No, I'm convinced I know the answer.
Quimby Is that, er, so?
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed Are you questioning my knowledge of the nation I helped found? Sir, I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father of the University of Virginia.
Quimby - Annoyed I didn't hear "geography scholar" in there.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Thomas Jefferson I'm basing my guess on your quaint regional accent which I find reminiscent of John Adams.
Quimby Yeah well, er, it's more like a later President.
Thomas Jefferson Oh, you must mean his son John Quincy.
Quimby I've been mayor for over 35 years and I've never been compared to, er, John Quincy Adams.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused You've been mayor for over 35 years?
Quimby - Proud That's right. Diamond Joe Quimby's motto is "Leadership you count on. And on and on and on."
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed That sounds more like tyranny than leadership!
Quimby - Surprised Who've you been talking to?
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed Citizens of Springfield! Hearken to my voice! When in the course of human events...
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Declare a Declaration". The job takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Run Off". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
Thomas Jefferson ...we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor!
Cletus - Enthused Boy, you sure talk purdy!
Thomas Jefferson - Confused Thank you, sir. What became of your Mayor?
Cletus - Worried Quimby? He done did a runner whilst you were self-evidenting your truths.
Thomas Jefferson - Happy Splendid. I have sworn eternal hostility against every form of tyranny.
Cletus - Smiling That's just what I'm always swearin' against with Brandine. But she don't like when I swear.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Cletus Say, you're the feller on the nickel, ain't ya?
Thomas Jefferson - Surprised Currency AND coinage?! What an even finer tribute!
Cletus Well, er, I'm not sure it's as big a deal as you think.
Thomas Jefferson Tell me more about my modern legacy.
Cletus Shucks, y'all better go talk to the folks up at the school fer that...
Cletus ...'cause you is wearin' high stockins and buckled shoes and that ain't no modern leg-I-see. *runs off*
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Head to Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Skinner - Surprised Thomas Jefferson?
Thomas Jefferson - Happy Ahh, you must be a scholar of our nation's founding.
Skinner Not exactly. Mother made me shell out two grand for Hamilton tickets.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused Hamilton? As in Alexander?
Skinner Yes, it's musical theater. But I don't think you'd like it.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused No? But I adore theater. I saw Moliere's original work in Paris. George Washington and I met at the theater. What makes you say I wouldn't like it?
Skinner - Nervous Well, um... you don't come off too well in it...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Lisa - Happy Principal Skinner, who are you talking to?
Skinner - Happy Oh, thank goodness, Lisa Simpson, this is Thomas Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson Enchanté, mademoiselle.
Lisa - Blushing *giggles*
Skinner Lisa, maybe you can explain to Mr. Jefferson how he is perceived in the modern world. *runs off*
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed Just a minute. You called him "Principal". Am I to be lectured by a child instead of by the school's master?
Lisa - Annoyed Yes, well, maybe we should start with that word: "master".
Task: "Make Lisa Wonder Why This Always Happens to Her". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Slowly Stop Smiling". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused This is confounding. Most confounding.
Lisa - Sad I'm sorry, President Jefferson.
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed Does it count for naught that I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father of the University of Virginia?
Lisa - Defeated Let's just say, there are other complicating factors.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Thomas Jefferson No, this won't do at all.
Lisa - Confused Mr. President?
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed I must redeem my image in the eyes of modern Americans. Do people know of the Louisiana Purchase, which more than doubled the size of our great nation?
Lisa - Thoughtful Sure, but at what cost to the indigenous peoples?
Thomas Jefferson - Surprised The who now?
Lisa - Nervous Oh boy.
Task: "Make Lisa Explain Native American History". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Become Increasingly Annoyed". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary or the Jefferson Memorial and takes 4 hours.
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed So you're saying that one of my greatest achievements as president is now viewed as brutal colonialism?
Lisa - Eyeroll Well...not to everyone.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused No?
Lisa - Deadpan Most Americans don't know or care enough to think about it in the least.
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed Aaaargh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Thomas Jefferson's exclamation mark
Thomas Jefferson - Happy I have a solution! I'll make another great purchase and then my legacy will be restored.
Lisa - Curious Uh, what are you thinking of purchasing?
Thomas Jefferson Why, property, of course! The greatest investment anyone can make.
Lisa - Nervous I don't know... Becoming a real estate tycoon may not be the best way for a former president to win universal acclaim these days.
Thomas Jefferson How would you spend my money?
Lisa Hmm, for the cost of a decent-sized piece of property in Springfield... you could get two tickets to Hamilton.
Task: "Make Thomas Jefferson Look for Another Great Purchase". The job takes 4 hours.
Thomas Jefferson - Confused I can't live here. The game developers didn't create Monticello, so I have no home.
Lisa Oh, don't worry about it. You'll spend nearly all your time wandering around the streets or hiding in one of the Brown Houses.
Thomas Jefferson - Annoyed But I was the author of the Declaration of American Independence and the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom, and father—
Lisa *runs off*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20