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Revision as of 06:10, May 18, 2024
| Up In Smoke
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Up In Smoke is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 35 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Gross and Grosserer won't get away with treating me like that.
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I'll take away something that brings joy to their lives... which is hard to think of, because their lives seem pretty joyless.
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...except for one thing.
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| Task: "Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Control". The task takes place at the Town Hall and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Hey Joe, there's papers and petitions all over your desk and that's where we usually "do it".
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Er, uh, Miss Springfield, might I remind you that I am in the middle of a press conference!
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Oopsie!
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What the young lady meant by "do it" is, er uh, respond to constituant concerns.
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Oh Joe, you're so sexy when you're mayoring!
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| Task: "Make Quimby Ban Tobacco". The task takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
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I can't believe it. That giant, talking skin-tag actually got a law passed to ban tobacco.
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This can't be happening. I'll run to the store and buy every pack I can get my hands on.
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And I will, once again, explain to Marge why she should slowly poison Homer to death.
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| Tasks: "Make Patty Point Out Homer's Flaws" and "Make Selma Buy "Lady Laramie 100s"". Patty's task takes place at the Simpson House and Selma's task takes place at the Kwik-E-Mart. Both tasks take 6 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
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Times of prohibition can often prove to be quite profitable...
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Especially to those with flexible moral standards and access to firearms.
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| Task: "Make Herman Import Contraband Tobacco". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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No tobacco? Every teacher, beatnik and ballerina is gonna be going through withdrawal.
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With everyone feeling so bitchy I'm gonna have to work twice as hard to keep the peace.
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I swear the public treats me like I'm some kind of servant.
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| Task: "Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield". The task takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
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It's been three hours since we ran out of cigarettes. I've never gone this long... even while sleeping!
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Here, I rolled some tea in a piece of toilet paper. See how it smokes.
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Ugh, it's awful! Even kids at home wouldn't want to try it.
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Someone in this town has got to be holding.
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| Task: "Make Selma Buy Contraband Tobacco". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 7
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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A lot of ex-smokers seem to be taking an interest in military antiques these days. Eh, it's probably nothing.
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Although if I go home, I'll have to help Ralphie with his homework. And then it's dinner and bathtime and--
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If only there was something that could occupy my time for the next twenty-four hours.
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| Task: "Make Wiggum Go on a Stake Out". The task takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 8
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Oh Miss Springfield! Cabinet meeting, hot tub, now! Swimsuit optional.
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Aaaah! What happened to you?!
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Without cigarettes, I had to turn to a substance I don't normally partake in -- food!
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But what's an extra 30 to 40 pounds when you got a love like ours, huh, Pookie-Bear?
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Er, uh, I want to get my Pookie-Bear some cigarettes. Let's jog over there now!
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| Task: "Make Quimby Buy Contraband Tobacco". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 12 hours.
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Hey, Herman can I use your bathroo-- OH MY GOD! Crime! Put your hands ub!
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Don't you mean, "Put your hands up?"
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Is that what it is? That makes soooo much more sense. Oh, hey, Mayor Quimby!
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I mean, Mayor Quimby! Uh, none of this happened and isn't happening now, right?
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Er, uh, basically.
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Pt. 9
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Homie, this tobacco ban has been really hard on my sisters.
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I know. I'm pretty stoked about it too.
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It was the one thing in their lives that made them happy.
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Woo hoo! It's official then -- I win!!
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It's just... I can't be happy, if my sisters are so unhappy.
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*sigh* Okay, I'll try to get the law changed. I guess I can take comfort in the fact that they'll be getting closer to death.
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| Task: "Make Homer Lobby for Tobacco Legalization". The task takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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Remember how I said I wanted you to ban tobacco? I changed my mind.
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Whatever. I already decided to lift the ban. It made my girlfriend, er uh, blimp out.
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Great! But could you say it was kinda my idea?
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It would score me some "hubby-points". That's like the premium currency of our marriage.
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What?! And have you be fully responsible for any repercussions that may arise from this rash about-face in policy?
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Oh, all right.
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Pt. 10
| After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
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Good people of Springfield, acting on the advice of my newly appointed cigarette czar, Homer Simpson, I am hereby lifting the ban on tobacco.
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So remember, I only did it because Homer told me to do it, unless it turns out great, in which case, it was my idea first.
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Thank you. And smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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| Task: "Make Quimby Re-Legalize Tobacco". The task takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 11
| After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
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Homer, as much as it pains us, Selma and I have come to thank you.
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We appreciate your getting our cigarettes back. Patty and I have vowed to stop calling you things like: Chubba Gump...
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George Plumpton...
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Fat Stevens...
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Whale Rogers...
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Okay, I get it. If it means that you two will finally stop abusing me. I guess it's all been worth it. See ya.
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What are you talking about? We're staying for dinner.
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You are?
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I'm so glad you guys have made peace. It means that Patty and Selma can spend a lot more time with us.
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Oh. Goodie.
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| Tasks: "Make Patty Visit the Simpson House", "Make Selma Visit the Simpson House", and "Make Homer Be Sick". The tasks take place at the Simpson House and take 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 2,500 and 250
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