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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|What? I thought you were all about locally-sourced food!}}
 
{{TB|What? I thought you were all about locally-sourced food!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place Pterodactyl Nest<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place Pterodactyl Nest<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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=== Darwin Fish ===
 
=== Darwin Fish ===
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|You have no idea!}}
 
{{TB|You have no idea!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap Darwin Fish<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap Darwin Fish<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Place Dinosaur Lake ===
 
=== Place Dinosaur Lake ===
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{TB|Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.}}
 
{{TB|Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe (12h, Moe's Tavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe (12h, Moe's Tavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2 ====
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2 ====
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Serve Drinks (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>'''Task''': Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar (8h, Moe's Cavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Serve Drinks (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>'''Task:''' Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar (8h, Moe's Cavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3 ====
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3 ====
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4 ====
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4 ====
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{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well hello there, handsome...}}
 
{{TB|Well hello there, handsome...}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Psyche Himself Up (4h, Moe's House or Moe's Tavern)<br>'''Task''': Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern)<br>If the user has Cavegirl Booberella: '''Task''': Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern, Cavegirl Booberella)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Psyche Himself Up (4h, Moe's House or Moe's Tavern)<br>'''Task:''' Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern)<br>If the user has Cavegirl Booberella: '''Task:''' Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern, Cavegirl Booberella)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5 ====
 
==== The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5 ====
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{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon}}
 
{{TB|He sees my BOOOOOOBS.}}
 
{{TB|He sees my BOOOOOOBS.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Drink Booooooooze (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Drink Booooooooze (4h, Moe's Tavern)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Bonus Treasure ===
 
=== Bonus Treasure ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After unlocking Moe's Cavern:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After unlocking Moe's Cavern:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Fossils [x8250]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 1.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Fossils [x8250]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 1.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
== Act 1 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay ==
 
== Act 1 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay ==
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pfft! Even in the Stone Age, stupid hipsters couldn't resist taking pictures of their food.}}
 
{{TB|Pfft! Even in the Stone Age, stupid hipsters couldn't resist taking pictures of their food.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place Cave Drawing<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place Cave Drawing<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Baby T-Rex ===
 
=== Baby T-Rex ===
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|...}}
 
{{TB|...}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap Baby T-Rex<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap Baby T-Rex<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
== Act 2 Prizes Gameplay ==
 
== Act 2 Prizes Gameplay ==
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{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}}
 
{{TB|In that case, you're extremely late. I have to dock you thousands of years of pay. You understand, I'm sure.}}
 
{{TB|In that case, you're extremely late. I have to dock you thousands of years of pay. You understand, I'm sure.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Skinner Teach at Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary (6h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Skinner Teach at Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary (6h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|These papyri are all First Dynasty. Some things never change.}}
 
{{TB|These papyri are all First Dynasty. Some things never change.}}
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{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Double entendre received. Loud and clear!}}
 
{{TB|Double entendre received. Loud and clear!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Willie Round Up Truants (4h)<br>'''Task''': Make Children Go to School [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Willie Round Up Truants (4h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Children Go to School [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Taskmaster Willie! You're whip-happy ways have advanced the cause of education immeasurably.}}
 
{{TB|Thanks, Taskmaster Willie! You're whip-happy ways have advanced the cause of education immeasurably.}}
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{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TBT|System Message}}
 
{{TB|GAME ONLY. DOES NOT APPLY TO TV SHOW.}}
 
{{TB|GAME ONLY. DOES NOT APPLY TO TV SHOW.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Willie Quit Springfield Elementary (4h, Springfield Elementary)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Willie Quit Springfield Elementary (4h, Springfield Elementary)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Task at Hand Pt. 3 ====
 
==== The Task at Hand Pt. 3 ====
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{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Welcome aboard!}}
 
{{TB|Welcome aboard!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Willie Whip the Plant Staff Into Shape (4h, Control Building)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Willie Whip the Plant Staff Into Shape (4h, Control Building)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==== The Task at Hand Pt. 4 ====
 
==== The Task at Hand Pt. 4 ====
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{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Dream on! You don't wear a skirt if you're not secretly HOPING to flash the world!}}
 
{{TB|Dream on! You don't wear a skirt if you're not secretly HOPING to flash the world!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Willie Face the Wind (4h)<br>'''Task''': Make Plant Workers Hide in the Brown House [x3] (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Willie Face the Wind (4h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Plant Workers Hide in the Brown House [x3] (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon}}
 
{{TB|Exposing myself in public is the best part of the job!}}
 
{{TB|Exposing myself in public is the best part of the job!}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After unlocking Egyptian Pyramid:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After unlocking Egyptian Pyramid:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Papyri [x8800]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 2.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Papyri [x8800]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 2.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
== Act 2 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay ==
 
== Act 2 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay ==
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ask Sky Finger. Anyway, what's done is done. Might as well make a little cash. Abu Simbel maybe would have wanted it that way?}}
 
{{TB|Ask Sky Finger. Anyway, what's done is done. Might as well make a little cash. Abu Simbel maybe would have wanted it that way?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Be Horrified (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Be Horrified (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, when I die, you'll bury yourself alive with me, like the ancient lickspittles of old, won't you?}}
 
{{TB|Smithers, when I die, you'll bury yourself alive with me, like the ancient lickspittles of old, won't you?}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ten bucks a head!}}
 
{{TB|Ten bucks a head!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)<br>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Visit the Temple [x3] (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Visit the Temple [x3] (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|After careful consideration, I've decided to do the right thing and donate the temple to the museum.}}
 
{{TB|After careful consideration, I've decided to do the right thing and donate the temple to the museum.}}
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{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sighs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Kid, you brought this upon yourself.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sighs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Kid, you brought this upon yourself.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Ralph Play Pirates (1h, Pirate Fire Pit, Dolph)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Ralph Play Pirates (1h, Pirate Fire Pit, Dolph)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ralphie! What are you doing up there?}}
 
{{TB|Ralphie! What are you doing up there?}}
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{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 
{{TB|You can when you are a rapacious foe of all that is innocent and good in this world.}}
 
{{TB|You can when you are a rapacious foe of all that is innocent and good in this world.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap the Wisecracking Parrot [x3]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap the Wisecracking Parrot [x3]<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Possible Wisecracking Parrot quotes:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Possible Wisecracking Parrot quotes:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon}}
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{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers.}}
 
{{TB|Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann (4h, Van Houten House)<br>If the user has Luann: '''Task''': Make Luann Succumb to Flattery (4h, Van Houten House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann (4h, Van Houten House)<br>If the user has Luann: '''Task:''' Make Luann Succumb to Flattery (4h, Van Houten House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 
{{TB|Have you killed many men in battle, you sexy, dangerous man?}}
 
{{TB|Have you killed many men in battle, you sexy, dangerous man?}}
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{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|He must be very sexy indeed. Which is exactly why I MUST steal his woman!}}
 
{{TB|He must be very sexy indeed. Which is exactly why I MUST steal his woman!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge (8h, Marge)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge (8h, Marge)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Get away from my wife before I rip out your seductive heart and cram it down your arousing throat!}}
 
{{TB|Get away from my wife before I rip out your seductive heart and cram it down your arousing throat!}}
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{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|At the age of two, I could apply eye liner to my perfect face. I could tie a scarf at three. But I never learned the ways of the sea.}}
 
{{TB|At the age of two, I could apply eye liner to my perfect face. I could tie a scarf at three. But I never learned the ways of the sea.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|I am a fraud! A disgusting, chiseled, irresistible, sensual fraud!}}
 
{{TB|I am a fraud! A disgusting, chiseled, irresistible, sensual fraud!}}
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{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|It is true? Can I truly stop lying, and happily grow as disgusting as you?}}
 
{{TB|It is true? Can I truly stop lying, and happily grow as disgusting as you?}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out (1h)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out (1h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ahhh... after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!}}
 
{{TB|Ahhh... after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!}}
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{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now, to sexiness I return. Avast, ye middle aged ladies. Objectify me!}}
 
{{TB|Now, to sexiness I return. Avast, ye middle aged ladies. Objectify me!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon}}
 
{{TB|I will never forget the taste of donuts. But my place is in the weight room!)}}
 
{{TB|I will never forget the taste of donuts. But my place is in the weight room!)}}
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{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After unlocking Pirate Ship:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After unlocking Pirate Ship:|colspan=2}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Collect Eye Patches [x9150]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 3.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Collect Eye Patches [x9150]<br>[[File:TTT Bonus Treasure Act 3.png|300px]]<br>Quest reward: {{Donut|1/2/3}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there.}}
 
{{TB|I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap Homer Lizard<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap Homer Lizard<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Frog Day Afternoon ===
 
=== Frog Day Afternoon ===
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you.}}
 
{{TB|Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent (1h, Pharaoh Tent)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent (1h, Pharaoh Tent)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this?}}
 
{{TB|It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this?}}
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{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
 
{{TB|Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find!}}
 
{{TB|Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place a Small Iceberg<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place a Small Iceberg<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== A Mammoth Ranch ===
 
=== A Mammoth Ranch ===
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{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in!}}
 
{{TB|Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place a Frontier Gate<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place a Frontier Gate<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Medieval Camping Trip ===
 
=== Medieval Camping Trip ===
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine!}}
 
{{TB|Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place a Medieval Tent<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place a Medieval Tent<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Mayan Botany ===
 
=== Mayan Botany ===
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea.}}
 
{{TB|They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place an Exotic Tree<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place an Exotic Tree<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
=== Come on Baby Light My Pyre ===
 
=== Come on Baby Light My Pyre ===
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{{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mayan God Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now you're speaking my language, kid!}}
 
{{TB|Now you're speaking my language, kid!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Place a Pyre<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Place a Pyre<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:55, April 27, 2024

Contents

Act 1 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Place Mammoth Statue[edit]

After unlocking Mammoth Statue:
Bart Look, Stampy -- it's your great-great-great grandfather.
Stampy *LONG, LONG ELEPHANT TRUMPET*
Bart Okay, okay, you're a different species. Thanks for the biology lesson. I was just making conversation.

Place Pterodactyl Nest[edit]

After unlocking Pterodactyl Nest:
Homer Mmmm... pterodactyl omelet...
Lisa You are NOT raiding a dinosaur nest for eggs.
Homer What? I thought you were all about locally-sourced food!
Task: Place Pterodactyl Nest
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Darwin Fish[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Look at this! A transitional species! Further proof that evolution is real!
Ned OR, a clever ruse concocted by the great Intelligent Designer upstairs, to test our faith in his Divine Creation!
Lisa Gets harder and harder to cling to that line of reasoning all the time, don't it, chief?
Ned You have no idea!
Task: Tap Darwin Fish
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Place Dinosaur Lake[edit]

After unlocking Dinosaur Lake:
Homer Look, it's Nessie!
Lisa Dad, that's a brontosaurus: a genus of the sauropoda. And don't say "mmm... brontosaurus burgers..."
Homer I wasn't even gonna!

The Caveman's Lover[edit]

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark:
Carl What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png UGG! UGG-UGG!
Moe Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
Carl He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png nugg...
Carl Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.
Task: Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe (12h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png UGG! WUGG UGG!
Homer Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.
Moe That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
Homer ...
Moe Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.
Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar (8h, Moe's Cavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png *CAVEMAN LAUGH*
Moe What? You don't think I can get a girl?
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png NUGG!
Moe Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good!
Task: Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon.png Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
Moe That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
Moe *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon.png Ugg ugg...
Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon.png Well hello there, handsome...
Task: Make Moe Psyche Himself Up (4h, Moe's House or Moe's Tavern)
Task: Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern)
If the user has Cavegirl Booberella: Task: Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern, Cavegirl Booberella)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon.png Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.
Moe What's that supposed to mean?
Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon.png He sees my BOOOOOOBS.
Task: Make Moe Drink Booooooooze (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Bonus Treasure[edit]

After unlocking Moe's Cavern:
Task: Collect Fossils [x8250]
TTT Bonus Treasure Act 1.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 1 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Place Cave Drawing[edit]

After unlocking Cave Drawing:
Lisa This ancient cave drawing is amazing!
Homer Pfft! Even in the Stone Age, stupid hipsters couldn't resist taking pictures of their food.
Task: Place Cave Drawing
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Baby T-Rex[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move.
Lisa Actually, that stupid plot device from "Jurassic Park" has been discredited. T-Rex had excellent visual acuity.
Homer Great. And now that you've said it out loud, T-Rex knows it can see us!
Lisa It doesn't understand English, dad.
Homer Well, maybe THAT'S been discredited. Maybe T-Rex had excellent English acuity. Ever think of that?
Lisa ...
Task: Tap Baby T-Rex
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 2 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

"A" Is for "Ankh"[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
Chalmers SKIN-NER! I want you to teach at the new Egyptian school.
Skinner New?! But it's thousands of years old.
Chalmers In that case, you're extremely late. I have to dock you thousands of years of pay. You understand, I'm sure.
Task: Make Skinner Teach at Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary (6h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary)
Skinner These papyri are all First Dynasty. Some things never change.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Place Orb of Isis[edit]

After unlocking Orb of Isis:
Lisa Oh my goodness - it's the Orb of Isis!
Homer Eh, you seen one, you seen 'em all.
Lisa Dad, it's four thousand years old.
Homer What does it want, a medal?
Lisa Why are you being so blasé in the face of archaeological wonder?
Homer I 'unno. Makes me feel like a big shot, probably.

The Task at Hand[edit]

The Task at Hand Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Skinner Willie? You look even more frightening than usual.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Yer too kind. I found a whip in the trash, and I've been working on my mad-eye stare.
Skinner Someone like you could really "whip" the student body into shape.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Double entendre received. Loud and clear!
Task: Make Willie Round Up Truants (4h)
Task: Make Children Go to School [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Skinner Thanks, Taskmaster Willie! You're whip-happy ways have advanced the cause of education immeasurably.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Always a pleasure, sir!
Skinner It's so nice to have someone around who is willing to break the law in so many, many vile ways.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Come again?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Task at Hand Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Skinner The parents of the students you've "disciplined" are livid. Shame, really. NEVER could have foreseen it.
Skinner My hands are tied, Willie. I'm forced to suspend you without pay.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Oh, I get it. Use Taskmaster Willie to do your dirty work, then toss him aside like yesterday's caber.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Well, I've had it! Willie will never set foot in Springfield Elementary again!
System Message GAME ONLY. DOES NOT APPLY TO TV SHOW.
Task: Make Willie Quit Springfield Elementary (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Task at Hand Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns I've heard you're a psychotic monster who recklessly doles out physical punishment over the slightest transgressions.
Mr. Burns Needless to say, I am impressed.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png I'm not proud of what I've become.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Ach, who'm I kidding? I couldn't BE more proud!
Mr. Burns Welcome aboard!
Task: Make Willie Whip the Plant Staff Into Shape (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Task at Hand Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Homer You want to whip me all day? Fine. It's a living. But don't ask me to work, too!
Lenny If I can't spend all day watching Mario Kart speed runs on my computer, how is life even worth living?
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Willie d'nae say you could talk. It's time for another whippin'!
Carl It's really gusting outside. Come on, no way this kilt-wearer will chase us into a headwind.
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Dream on! You don't wear a skirt if you're not secretly HOPING to flash the world!
Task: Make Willie Face the Wind (4h)
Task: Make Plant Workers Hide in the Brown House [x3] (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Taskmaster Willie Icon.png Exposing myself in public is the best part of the job!

Bonus Treasure[edit]

After unlocking Egyptian Pyramid:
Task: Collect Papyri [x8800]
TTT Bonus Treasure Act 2.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 2 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Place Burning Tree[edit]

After unlocking Burning Tree:
Ned Oh my stars, it's the burning bush!
Lisa It's a burning tree, actually.
Ned Just let me have this one, okay, Lis? I try not to crap all over your Buddhism stuff.

Place Skinner Sarcophagus[edit]

After unlocking Skinner Sarcophagus:
Skinner Simpson! How dare you vandalize this priceless artifact?
Bart Because it reminds me of you. Which is kind of sweet, when you think about it.
Skinner It is? I don't really see how...
Bart Yeah, well, I'm already running away.
Skinner So you are.

Pyramid Scheme[edit]

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Is that one of the temples of Abu Simbel?!
Homer Yup. I left the other one in Egypt 'cause, you know, nice guy.
Lisa How did you possibly get it here?
Homer Ask Sky Finger. Anyway, what's done is done. Might as well make a little cash. Abu Simbel maybe would have wanted it that way?
Task: Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)
Task: Make Lisa Be Horrified (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)
Mr. Burns Smithers, when I die, you'll bury yourself alive with me, like the ancient lickspittles of old, won't you?
Smithers Do you really have to ask, sir?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, I can't believe you're CHARGING people to see this historic landmark.
Homer Really? It seems like something I'd do.
Lisa It's a priceless Nubian monument, that's survived earthquakes, flooding, and the test of time for thousands of years.
Homer I hear what you're saying, sweetie.
Homer Ten bucks a head!
Task: Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)
Task: Make Springfielders Visit the Temple [x3] (4h, Abu Simbel Temple)
Homer After careful consideration, I've decided to do the right thing and donate the temple to the museum.
Bart Why the sudden change of heart?
Lisa He was up late last night, watching Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy.
Homer The mummy is standing right behind you, Costello! Turn around! Turn around for God's sake!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 3 Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Place Pirate Animatronic[edit]

After unlocking Pirate Animatronic:
Sea Captain Oh, nice to see a friendly face. What be your name, sailor?
Sea Captain Not much of a talker, are ye? The sea will do that to a man. Aye, it will.
Sea Captain ...
Sea Captain Well, if you don't mind the company, I'll join ye in robotically waving my arms around for a spell.

Big Boy Buccaneer[edit]

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark:
Dolph Why are you following me around, lamewad?
Ralph Do you want to play pirates with me?
Dolph Look, kid, I'm a teenager. Sometimes. It's actually confusing how old I am. But I'm definitely too old to play pirates.
Ralph Do you want to play pirates with me?
Dolph *sighs* Kid, you brought this upon yourself.
Task: Make Ralph Play Pirates (1h, Pirate Fire Pit, Dolph)
Wiggum Ralphie! What are you doing up there?
Ralph I'm rotisserating!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Intellectual Parroty[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Look Maggie, it's your favorite wisecracking parrot from all those movies!
Blue-Haired Lawyer This parrot infringes on the intellectual property of a company so big, I can't even say its name without getting sued.
Marge You can't just own the entire concept of a talking parrot.
Blue-Haired Lawyer You can when you are a rapacious foe of all that is innocent and good in this world.
Task: Tap the Wisecracking Parrot [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Possible Wisecracking Parrot quotes:
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png I knew a pirate boxer once. He had a killer right hook.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png A young buccaneer was going to see Booty and the Beast, but it was "arr rated".
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png Where does Captain Hook go shopping? The second-hand store.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png I was going to get a hook and wooden peg, but it cost an arm and a leg.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png To err is human. To arr is pirate.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png Pirates make great singers, because they can hit the high C's.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes? A rookie.
Tapped Out Wisecracking Parrot Icon.png The problem with piracy is that once you start, you're hooked for life.

Muscularly Endowed Privateer[edit]

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows.
Luann You have some nerve-- oh! I didn't see you there. Hello, captain. Did you just sail into port?
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Aye, miss. And I be on the lookout for plunder and pillage. Of the late-thirties female variety.
Luann But I'm married. Although to a pirate significantly less... SEXY... than yourself.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers.
Task: Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann (4h, Van Houten House)
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Succumb to Flattery (4h, Van Houten House)
Luann Have you killed many men in battle, you sexy, dangerous man?
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Aye. I have killed the sexiest number of men -- nine.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows.
Marge I bet you use that lame pick-up line on women all the time.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Yes. I lack imagination, due to my overall low intelligence. But I make up for it with incredible sexiness.
Marge Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am happily married to an even sexier pirate: Mr. Homer J. Simpson.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png He must be very sexy indeed. Which is exactly why I MUST steal his woman!
Task: Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge (8h, Marge)
Homer Get away from my wife before I rip out your seductive heart and cram it down your arousing throat!
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Sexily, I comply.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Why don't you go back to the sea, you titillating jerk?
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png I... I cannot. I hang my luscious head in shame.
Homer Why can't you go to sea? You're a sexy PIRATE, right?
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Sexy, I am. But a pirate? No. I was born, you see, in a Florida theme park.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Raised from ravishing birth, I was, to play the role of Sexy Pirate, a character from a beloved movie franchise.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png At the age of two, I could apply eye liner to my perfect face. I could tie a scarf at three. But I never learned the ways of the sea.
Task: Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png I am a fraud! A disgusting, chiseled, irresistible, sensual fraud!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png I am tired of living a super hot lie.
Homer You poor, gorgeous man. Get it all out.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Tired of sculpting my flawless physique in the gym. Tired of yearning to make love to my own reflection.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png But most of all, I am tired of being able to take any woman I want, at any time. In any way. Anywhere.
Homer You don't have to be sexy anymore.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png It is true? Can I truly stop lying, and happily grow as disgusting as you?
Task: Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out (1h)
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Ahhh... after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy Homer Simpson! You've ruined our sexy pirate!
Homer Ruined? Why, I've merely shown him a world of sloth and obesity, a heaven all men are entitled to.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png No, Homer. Alas, the desperate housewife is correct. A lazy slob, I cannot be.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Sexy pirates are put on this earth to tantalize. Without us, the lives of women everywhere are meaningless.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png I see that now. I thank you, Homer, for the brief glimpse of paradise you have given me.
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png Now, to sexiness I return. Avast, ye middle aged ladies. Objectify me!
Task: Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Sexy Pirate Icon.png I will never forget the taste of donuts. But my place is in the weight room!)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Bonus Treasure[edit]

After unlocking Pirate Ship:
Task: Collect Eye Patches [x9150]
TTT Bonus Treasure Act 3.png
Quest reward: Donut Tapped Out.png1/2/3

Act 3 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay[edit]

Place Pirate Treasure[edit]

After unlocking Pirate Treasure:
Krusty Now THAT'S what I call a big booty!
Krusty Anyone...?
Krusty I like a big chest, but this is ridiculous!
Krusty BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LAUGH, NOW I GOTTA FIRE MY WRITERS. AND ONE OF THEM JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

Place Grog Barrel[edit]

After unlocking Grog Barrel:
Homer Pirate beer is terrible!
Lisa Grog isn't beer, Dad. It's a mix of rum, water, sugar, and sometimes spices or aromatics.
Homer Shhh. Daddy's trying to drink the bad beer, sweetie.

Crafting Gameplay[edit]

Place Tar Field[edit]

After unlocking Tar Field:
The Rich Texan Yeehaw! We struck oil! Texas tea! Black gold!
Lisa Actually, it's... never mind. If it'll keep you from fracking, then go for it.

Homer Lizard[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Dad, this lizard looks suspiciously like you.
Homer I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there.
Task: Tap Homer Lizard
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Frog Day Afternoon[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge Ooh! I didn't realize the Egyptians had such lovely cabanas!
Lisa "Cabana" isn't exactly the right-- you know what? Enjoy it.
Marge I don't see any beach towels in there. I guess no one reserved it for the day.
Lisa Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you.
Task: Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent (1h, Pharaoh Tent)
Marge It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this?
Lisa "CABANA" IS A SPANISH WORD!
Lisa Sorry. Couldn't hold out any longer.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Place Bart Sphinx[edit]

After unlocking Bart Sphinx:
Bart I deserve this.
Milhouse This and so much more, Bart. This and so much more.

Place Siren Masthead[edit]

After unlocking Siren Masthead:
Lisa Why is it that mastheads were so often scantily-clad women?
Homer It's too hot at sea for heavy clothing, sweetheart. You want the sexy lady to be comfortable, right?
Lisa ...
Homer I lie because I love.

Place Mermaid Petting Zoo[edit]

After unlocking Mermaid Petting Zoo:
Marge Look, Maggie: a mermaid petting zoo.
Sea Captain Treacherous creatures, they be. Beautiful, to be sure. But they'll lure you to your death upon the rocks. And feast upon your salty corpse.
Marge On second thought, let's walk far away from the nice nautical man.

Secondary Gameplay[edit]

With the following items, you can place your already own ones by storing it and placing it back.

Ice Age[edit]

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on May 30th:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png We're pulling all sorts of incredible things from out of our past.
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find!
Task: Place a Small Iceberg
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Mammoth Ranch[edit]

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 5th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png There are some truly mammoth looking animals in the past.
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in!
Task: Place a Frontier Gate
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Medieval Camping Trip[edit]

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 14th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Let's head back to the crusades and get some of those awesome war tents! It's camping season!
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Wait a minute! The guillotine was invented in the 18th century! How did the Middle Ages get them?
Bart Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine!
Task: Place a Medieval Tent
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mayan Botany[edit]

After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5, the user logs in on June 17th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hollis Hurlbut Icon.png Interesting culture those Mayans! Really open to trade away some interesting trees, and they accept Springfield dollars!
Bart They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea.
Task: Place an Exotic Tree
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Come on Baby Light My Pyre[edit]

After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 19th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart I would literally KILL to get out of tomorrow's math test.
Mayan God Now you're speaking my language, kid!
Task: Place a Pyre
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10