The Simpsons: Tapped Out Time Traveling Toaster, Road to Riches, Donut Day 2017 and 4th of July 2017 content update/Time Traveling Toaster and Donut Day 2017/Prizes, Excavation Site Prizes, Crafting and Secondary Gameplay

Act 1 Prizes Gameplay

Place Mammoth Statue

After unlocking Mammoth Statue: Look, Stampy -- it's your great-great-great grandfather. *LONG, LONG ELEPHANT TRUMPET* Okay, okay, you're a different species. Thanks for the biology lesson. I was just making conversation.

Place Pterodactyl Nest

After unlocking Pterodactyl Nest: Mmmm... pterodactyl omelet... You are NOT raiding a dinosaur nest for eggs. What? I thought you were all about locally-sourced food! Task: Place Pterodactyl Nest Quest reward: 100 and 10

Darwin Fish

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Look at this! A transitional species! Further proof that evolution is real! OR, a clever ruse concocted by the great Intelligent Designer upstairs, to test our faith in his Divine Creation! Gets harder and harder to cling to that line of reasoning all the time, don't it, chief? You have no idea! Task: Tap Darwin Fish Quest reward: 100 and 10

Place Dinosaur Lake

After unlocking Dinosaur Lake: Look, it's Nessie! Dad, that's a brontosaurus: a genus of the sauropoda. And don't say "mmm... brontosaurus burgers..." I wasn't even gonna!

The Caveman's Lover

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 1

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark: What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always. UGG! UGG-UGG! Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal? He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money? nugg... Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on. Task: Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe (12h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 2

After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark: UGG! WUGG UGG! Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp. That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge! ... Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance. Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar (8h, Moe's Cavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 3

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date. *CAVEMAN LAUGH* What? You don't think I can get a girl? NUGG! Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good! Task: Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella? Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly! That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up. Ugg ugg... Well hello there, handsome... Task: Make Moe Psyche Himself Up (4h, Moe's House or Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern) If the user has Cavegirl Booberella: Task: Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella (4h, Stu's Disco or Moe's Tavern, Cavegirl Booberella) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Caveman's Lover Pt. 5

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark: Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me? Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me. What's that supposed to mean? He sees my BOOOOOOBS. Task: Make Moe Drink Booooooooze (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Bonus Treasure

After unlocking Moe's Cavern: Task: Collect Fossils [x8250] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 1 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay

Place Cave Drawing

After unlocking Cave Drawing: This ancient cave drawing is amazing! Pfft! Even in the Stone Age, stupid hipsters couldn't resist taking pictures of their food. Task: Place Cave Drawing Quest reward: 100 and 10

Baby T-Rex

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Don't move. It can't see us if we don't move. Actually, that stupid plot device from "Jurassic Park" has been discredited. T-Rex had excellent visual acuity. Great. And now that you've said it out loud, T-Rex knows it can see us! It doesn't understand English, dad. Well, maybe THAT'S been discredited. Maybe T-Rex had excellent English acuity. Ever think of that? ... Task: Tap Baby T-Rex Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 2 Prizes Gameplay

"A" Is for "Ankh"

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: SKIN-NER! I want you to teach at the new Egyptian school. New?! But it's thousands of years old. In that case, you're extremely late. I have to dock you thousands of years of pay. You understand, I'm sure. Task: Make Skinner Teach at Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary (6h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary) These papyri are all First Dynasty. Some things never change. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Place Orb of Isis

After unlocking Orb of Isis: Oh my goodness - it's the Orb of Isis! Eh, you seen one, you seen 'em all. Dad, it's four thousand years old. What does it want, a medal? Why are you being so blasé in the face of archaeological wonder? I 'unno. Makes me feel like a big shot, probably.

The Task at Hand

The Task at Hand Pt. 1

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: Willie? You look even more frightening than usual. Yer too kind. I found a whip in the trash, and I've been working on my mad-eye stare. Someone like you could really "whip" the student body into shape. Double entendre received. Loud and clear! Task: Make Willie Round Up Truants (4h) Task: Make Children Go to School [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary) Thanks, Taskmaster Willie! You're whip-happy ways have advanced the cause of education immeasurably. Always a pleasure, sir! It's so nice to have someone around who is willing to break the law in so many, many vile ways. Come again? Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Task at Hand Pt. 2

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: The parents of the students you've "disciplined" are livid. Shame, really. NEVER could have foreseen it. My hands are tied, Willie. I'm forced to suspend you without pay. Oh, I get it. Use Taskmaster Willie to do your dirty work, then toss him aside like yesterday's caber. Well, I've had it! Willie will never set foot in Springfield Elementary again! System Message GAME ONLY. DOES NOT APPLY TO TV SHOW. Task: Make Willie Quit Springfield Elementary (4h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Task at Hand Pt. 3

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: I've heard you're a psychotic monster who recklessly doles out physical punishment over the slightest transgressions. Needless to say, I am impressed. I'm not proud of what I've become. Ach, who'm I kidding? I couldn't BE more proud! Welcome aboard! Task: Make Willie Whip the Plant Staff Into Shape (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Task at Hand Pt. 4

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark: You want to whip me all day? Fine. It's a living. But don't ask me to work, too! If I can't spend all day watching Mario Kart speed runs on my computer, how is life even worth living? Willie d'nae say you could talk. It's time for another whippin'! It's really gusting outside. Come on, no way this kilt-wearer will chase us into a headwind. Dream on! You don't wear a skirt if you're not secretly HOPING to flash the world! Task: Make Willie Face the Wind (4h) Task: Make Plant Workers Hide in the Brown House [x3] (4h, Brown House) Exposing myself in public is the best part of the job!

Bonus Treasure

After unlocking Egyptian Pyramid: Task: Collect Papyri [x8800] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 2 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay

Place Burning Tree

After unlocking Burning Tree: Oh my stars, it's the burning bush! It's a burning tree, actually. Just let me have this one, okay, Lis? I try not to crap all over your Buddhism stuff.

Place Skinner Sarcophagus

After unlocking Skinner Sarcophagus: Simpson! How dare you vandalize this priceless artifact? Because it reminds me of you. Which is kind of sweet, when you think about it. It is? I don't really see how... Yeah, well, I'm already running away. So you are.

Pyramid Scheme

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Is that one of the temples of Abu Simbel?! Yup. I left the other one in Egypt 'cause, you know, nice guy. How did you possibly get it here? Ask Sky Finger. Anyway, what's done is done. Might as well make a little cash. Abu Simbel maybe would have wanted it that way? Task: Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple) Task: Make Lisa Be Horrified (4h, Abu Simbel Temple) Smithers, when I die, you'll bury yourself alive with me, like the ancient lickspittles of old, won't you? Do you really have to ask, sir? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pyramid Scheme Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Dad, I can't believe you're CHARGING people to see this historic landmark. Really? It seems like something I'd do. It's a priceless Nubian monument, that's survived earthquakes, flooding, and the test of time for thousands of years. I hear what you're saying, sweetie. Ten bucks a head! Task: Make Homer Charge Admission to the Temple (4h, Abu Simbel Temple) Task: Make Springfielders Visit the Temple [x3] (4h, Abu Simbel Temple) After careful consideration, I've decided to do the right thing and donate the temple to the museum. Why the sudden change of heart? He was up late last night, watching Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy. The mummy is standing right behind you, Costello! Turn around! Turn around for God's sake! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 3 Prizes Gameplay

Place Pirate Animatronic

After unlocking Pirate Animatronic: Oh, nice to see a friendly face. What be your name, sailor? Not much of a talker, are ye? The sea will do that to a man. Aye, it will. ... Well, if you don't mind the company, I'll join ye in robotically waving my arms around for a spell.

Big Boy Buccaneer

After tapping on Dolph's exclamation mark: Why are you following me around, lamewad? Do you want to play pirates with me? Look, kid, I'm a teenager. Sometimes. It's actually confusing how old I am. But I'm definitely too old to play pirates. Do you want to play pirates with me? *sighs* Kid, you brought this upon yourself. Task: Make Ralph Play Pirates (1h, Pirate Fire Pit, Dolph) Ralphie! What are you doing up there? I'm rotisserating! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Intellectual Parroty

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Look Maggie, it's your favorite wisecracking parrot from all those movies! This parrot infringes on the intellectual property of a company so big, I can't even say its name without getting sued. You can't just own the entire concept of a talking parrot. You can when you are a rapacious foe of all that is innocent and good in this world. Task: Tap the Wisecracking Parrot [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10 Possible Wisecracking Parrot quotes: I knew a pirate boxer once. He had a killer right hook. A young buccaneer was going to see Booty and the Beast, but it was "arr rated". Where does Captain Hook go shopping? The second-hand store. I was going to get a hook and wooden peg, but it cost an arm and a leg. To err is human. To arr is pirate. Pirates make great singers, because they can hit the high C's. What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes? A rookie. The problem with piracy is that once you start, you're hooked for life.

Muscularly Endowed Privateer

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 1

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark: Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows. You have some nerve-- oh! I didn't see you there. Hello, captain. Did you just sail into port? Aye, miss. And I be on the lookout for plunder and pillage. Of the late-thirties female variety. But I'm married. Although to a pirate significantly less... SEXY... than yourself. Aye. I have a way of shivering the female timbers. Task: Make Sexy Pirate Seduce Luann (4h, Van Houten House) If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Succumb to Flattery (4h, Van Houten House) Have you killed many men in battle, you sexy, dangerous man? Aye. I have killed the sexiest number of men -- nine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 2

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark: Hoist up the mainsail, me mateys, because thar... she... blows. I bet you use that lame pick-up line on women all the time. Yes. I lack imagination, due to my overall low intelligence. But I make up for it with incredible sexiness. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I am happily married to an even sexier pirate: Mr. Homer J. Simpson. He must be very sexy indeed. Which is exactly why I MUST steal his woman! Task: Make Sexy Pirate Try to Seduce Marge (8h, Marge) Get away from my wife before I rip out your seductive heart and cram it down your arousing throat! Sexily, I comply. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Why don't you go back to the sea, you titillating jerk? I... I cannot. I hang my luscious head in shame. Why can't you go to sea? You're a sexy PIRATE, right? Sexy, I am. But a pirate? No. I was born, you see, in a Florida theme park. Raised from ravishing birth, I was, to play the role of Sexy Pirate, a character from a beloved movie franchise. At the age of two, I could apply eye liner to my perfect face. I could tie a scarf at three. But I never learned the ways of the sea. Task: Make Sexy Pirate Hang His Head in Shame (4h, Brown House) I am a fraud! A disgusting, chiseled, irresistible, sensual fraud! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 4

After tapping on Sexy Pirate's exclamation mark: I am tired of living a super hot lie. You poor, gorgeous man. Get it all out. Tired of sculpting my flawless physique in the gym. Tired of yearning to make love to my own reflection. But most of all, I am tired of being able to take any woman I want, at any time. In any way. Anywhere. You don't have to be sexy anymore. It is true? Can I truly stop lying, and happily grow as disgusting as you? Task: Make Sexy Pirate Let It All Hang Out (1h) Ahhh... after a lifetime, I finally know what carbs taste like. One percent body fat, and rising! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Muscularly Endowed Privateer Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer Simpson! You've ruined our sexy pirate! Ruined? Why, I've merely shown him a world of sloth and obesity, a heaven all men are entitled to. No, Homer. Alas, the desperate housewife is correct. A lazy slob, I cannot be. Sexy pirates are put on this earth to tantalize. Without us, the lives of women everywhere are meaningless. I see that now. I thank you, Homer, for the brief glimpse of paradise you have given me. Now, to sexiness I return. Avast, ye middle aged ladies. Objectify me! Task: Make Sexy Pirate Embrace His Inner Stereotype (4h, Brown House) I will never forget the taste of donuts. But my place is in the weight room!) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Bonus Treasure

After unlocking Pirate Ship: Task: Collect Eye Patches [x9150] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Act 3 Excavation Site Prizes Gameplay

Place Pirate Treasure

After unlocking Pirate Treasure: Now THAT'S what I call a big booty! Anyone...? I like a big chest, but this is ridiculous! BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LAUGH, NOW I GOTTA FIRE MY WRITERS. AND ONE OF THEM JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.

Place Grog Barrel

After unlocking Grog Barrel: Pirate beer is terrible! Grog isn't beer, Dad. It's a mix of rum, water, sugar, and sometimes spices or aromatics. Shhh. Daddy's trying to drink the bad beer, sweetie.

Crafting Gameplay

Place Tar Field

After unlocking Tar Field: Yeehaw! We struck oil! Texas tea! Black gold! Actually, it's... never mind. If it'll keep you from fracking, then go for it.

Homer Lizard

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Dad, this lizard looks suspiciously like you. I may have sneezed on an iguana while I was back there. Task: Tap Homer Lizard Quest reward: 100 and 10

Frog Day Afternoon

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Ooh! I didn't realize the Egyptians had such lovely cabanas! "Cabana" isn't exactly the right-- you know what? Enjoy it. I don't see any beach towels in there. I guess no one reserved it for the day. Just stop talking, Mom. I don't know how much longer I can go without correcting you. Task: Make Marge Relax in the Pharaoh Tent (1h, Pharaoh Tent) It's full of frogs! What kind of a crazy beach club is this? "CABANA" IS A SPANISH WORD! Sorry. Couldn't hold out any longer. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Place Bart Sphinx

After unlocking Bart Sphinx: I deserve this. This and so much more, Bart. This and so much more.

Place Siren Masthead

After unlocking Siren Masthead: Why is it that mastheads were so often scantily-clad women? It's too hot at sea for heavy clothing, sweetheart. You want the sexy lady to be comfortable, right? ... I lie because I love.

Place Mermaid Petting Zoo

After unlocking Mermaid Petting Zoo: Look, Maggie: a mermaid petting zoo. Treacherous creatures, they be. Beautiful, to be sure. But they'll lure you to your death upon the rocks. And feast upon your salty corpse. On second thought, let's walk far away from the nice nautical man.

Secondary Gameplay

With the following items, you can place your already own ones by storing it and placing it back.

Ice Age

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4 and the user logs in on May 30th: We're pulling all sorts of incredible things from out of our past. Why don't you go get me the coolest thing you can find! Task: Place a Small Iceberg Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Mammoth Ranch

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 5th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: There are some truly mammoth looking animals in the past. Now let's see if we can eat them. Go get a gate to pen them in! Task: Place a Frontier Gate Quest reward: 100 and 10

Medieval Camping Trip

After completing Land of the Lard Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 14th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Let's head back to the crusades and get some of those awesome war tents! It's camping season! Wait a minute! The guillotine was invented in the 18th century! How did the Middle Ages get them? Oh sure, every screw up in the spacetime continuum is my fault! Just because I'm the guy with the time machine! Task: Place a Medieval Tent Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mayan Botany

After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5, the user logs in on June 17th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Interesting culture those Mayans! Really open to trade away some interesting trees, and they accept Springfield dollars! They barter in jokes too! I gave them a really funny apocalypse idea. Task: Place an Exotic Tree Quest reward: 100 and 10

Come on Baby Light My Pyre

After completing Walk Like an Egyptian Pt. 5 and Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4, the user logs in on June 19th and tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: I would literally KILL to get out of tomorrow's math test. Now you're speaking my language, kid! Task: Place a Pyre Quest reward: 100 and 10