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Quotes
- Jose Canseco is walking by a burning house when he hears a baby crying.
- Woman: My baby!
- Jose Canseco: Don't worry ma'am, I'll save your baby!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with baby.
- Woman: Thank you!
- Cat mewling is heard.
- Woman: My cat!
- Jose Canseco: Never fear ma'am, I'll save your cat!
- Jose Canseco runs into burning house and emerges with cat.
- Woman: Thank you Mr. Canseco!
- "Camptown Races" is heard.
- Woman: My player-piano!
- Jose Canseco: Oh, man!
- Springfield Hospital. Dr. Hibbert is using a Geiger counter on a sick Mike Scoscia.
- Dr. Hibbert: Er Mike try to lift your arm.
- Mike Scioscia: Can't...lift arm...or speak...at...normal...rate
- Dr. Hibbert: Now son, it looks like you have acute radiation posioning.
- Mike Scioscia: Will...I...be..able..to..play...softball...tomorrow?
- Dr. Hibbert: [laughs] No, by tomorrow you'll barely be able to breath!
- Mike Scioscia: Oh...man...
- Nurse: Doctor come quick! Ken Griffey Jr. needs your help immediately, it looks like an overdose of nerve tonic.
- Dr. Hibbert sees Ken Griffey Junior in a wheelchair with an enlarged cranium.
- Dr. Hibbert: Oh my lord, gigantism!
- (Wade Boggs is arguing in Moe's Tavern with a drunken Barney Gumble)
- Barney: "And I say England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!"
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!"
- Boggs: "Pitt the Elder!!"
- Barney: "O.K. You asked for it Boggs!"
- Barney knocks Boggs out
- Moe: "Yeah, that's showing him, Barney! Heh, Pitt the Elder."
- Barney: "Lord Palmerston!!!"
- (Barney knocks Moe out too)
