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| + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Card counting is not even gambling. It's math. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} And it's not even against the rules. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} [[God]] doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Apu}} Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to [[Hanuman]] the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn. | |
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| + | {{qf|Apu}} I think I can help you get the money that you need. | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} But you don't go to our church. | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal—from me. | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} And not to take a life—my life. | ||
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- Bart: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games. In a diaper.
- Apu: Could you not call me a heathen? It's an insult to Hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believes the sun to be a ripe mango... and, okay I hear it.
- Marge: I can't believe it but the church is going to have to ask people for money!
- Reverend Lovejoy: Relax Marge, if God lets the Jews have Sunday on a Saturday, he'll be cool with this.
- Homer: Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.
- Apu: I think I can help you get the money that you need.
- Marge: But you don't go to our church.
- Apu: Granted, I do not share your faith, but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal—from me.
- Apu: And not to take a life—my life.
