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− | '''Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women)''' is [[Homer Simpson]]'s list of types of lazy people, as represented by various [[Springfield | + | '''Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women)''' is [[Homer Simpson]]'s list of types of lazy people, as represented by various [[Springfield]]ians. |
− | + | == List of Types == | |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{TH|Type}} | {{TH|Type}} | ||
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{{TBT|The Procrastinator}} | {{TBT|The Procrastinator}} | ||
{{TB|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} | {{TB|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} | ||
− | {{TB|I'll get to the inventory, right after I blog my top twenty-five reasons why Batman cannot possibly be gay.}} | + | {{TB|I'll get to the inventory, right after I blog my top twenty-five reasons why [[Batman]] cannot possibly be gay.}} |
{{TBT|The Minimum Wage Slave}} | {{TBT|The Minimum Wage Slave}} | ||
{{TB|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} | {{TB|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} | ||
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{{TB|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} | {{TB|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} | ||
{{TB|I need a job where I can work at home in my pajamas. Hmm ... Identity theft?}} | {{TB|I need a job where I can work at home in my pajamas. Hmm ... Identity theft?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Somnolent Sluggard}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Abraham Simpson]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|«ZZZZZZ» What th--?! Hey, put my show back on! I was just resting my eyes! «ZZZZZZZZZ»}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Mr. Toasty}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Otto Mann]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, man, don't Bogart that Twinkie.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Malodorous Malingerer}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Barney Gumble]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Did I wash this shirt yesterday, or was it one of those other things in the past that ends with the word "day"?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Supine Snacker}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If I eat while lying on my back, I avoid the risk of falling and hurting myself when I start choking.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Plagiarist}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, I didn't steal that joke! It was an homage!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Negative Racial Stereotype}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Taking a siesta is not lazy! It's a Mexican power nap!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Listless Layabout}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Meh.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Vagabond Lover}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... er, ah ... my wife, Mrs. Quimby ... not a single time!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Lethargic Lad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mom says I've got an iron-poor attitude.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Sgt. Shirker}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Chief to Headquarters: Hold all calls! I'm covering an assault in progress on a sloppy joe!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Bronze Beach Bum}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I would put on sunscreen, but it tends to stain my Speedo.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Passive Salesperson}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Raphael]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm a salesman, not an inventory expert. When you find the item you're looking for, come see me and I will sell it to you.}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Dilatory Dullard}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Cletus Spuckler]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ah been workin' on a new catchphrase. It goes like this: "DUH!" Well, whaddaya think?}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Insolent Slacker}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And proud of it!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|The Underachiever}} | ||
+ | {{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, he stole my line!}} | ||
+ | {{TBT|Ol' Lazybones}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{Ch|Matt Groening}}}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let's do a ''[[Futurama]]'' episode where the whole universe takes a nap.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{bk|Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness}} | ||
[[Category:Lists]] | [[Category:Lists]] |
Latest revision as of 20:34, October 15, 2021
Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women) is Homer Simpson's list of types of lazy people, as represented by various Springfieldians.
List of Types[edit]
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