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| − | + | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "<span title="almost at work" style="white-space:nowrap; border-bottom: 1px dotted #000; cursor:help;">karibu kazini</span>". | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} "What?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie." | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} "What'd they do?" | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I want you to show this woman the time of her life. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What do I do? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''AAAAAAGGHH ...! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Tom Jones? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Tom Jones]]}} Yes? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tom Jones}} Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. ''[emits green cloud]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Tom Jones}} Alright, but I don't see ... ''[cough, collapses]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Smithers}} Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones. | |
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- Smithers: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "karibu kazini".
- Marge: "What?"
- Smithers: "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.
- Marge: Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.
- Lisa: "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
- Homer: "What'd they do?"
- Lisa: "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."
- Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
- Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
- Marge: What do I do?
- Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!
- Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
- Bart: Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
- Grampa: Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
- Bart: AAAAAAGGHH ...!
- [Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.]
- Smithers: Tom Jones?
- Tom Jones: Yes?
- Smithers: I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party.
- Tom Jones: Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties.
- Smithers: Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. [emits green cloud]
- Tom Jones: Alright, but I don't see ... [cough, collapses]
- Smithers: Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones.
