Difference between revisions of "Total Recoal"

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Total Recoal is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Superheroes 2 content update. It requires Old King Coal to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark The King of all villains is back, baby! Villain? Isn't coal what Santa gives to bad children? Yeah, go jump in a stocking, ya lump! Haw Haw! Lump?! I'll give you lump!! Task: "Make Old King Coal Blow Coal". The job takes 24 hours. *cough cough* Did a jerk in a diesel truck just drive by? Diesel?! Diesel isn't coal! You people know nothing about fuel sources! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark I'm worth so much more than a lame Christmas gift. Most people don't actually use coal in their daily lives anymore. Ridiculous! Old King Coal commands you all to return to the turn-of-the-century and start using coal again! Task: "Make Old King Coal Pretend to Rule Springfield". The job takes 4 hours. By decree of the King, you shall all use coal! No one has to do as you say. We're a democracy here, Old King Coal. King Quimby might have something to say about that! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark If you refuse my coal then I'll teach you just how badass coal really is. When coal is burned into fly ash, uranium is concentrated into ten times their original levels! TMI! Just wait until I tell you what coal is made of! Hint... your favorite pets. Task: "Make Old King Coal Teach About Coal". The job takes place at the Springfield Library and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark This has been fantastically interesting Old King Coal. Why don't you bring your smoke and coal show to the school. Anything to let people know about how bad Old King Coal is. Task: "Make Old King Coal Give a Talk About Coal". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Youngsters Listen Intently" (x4). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 60 minutes. ... so not only does coal release twice as much CO2 as natural gas, it also releases methane, which is 21 times worse than CO2. Truly, coal is a dangerous substance that everyone should fear. Wow! Coal is so hot, it's cool! You're a good teacher King Coal! I love black rocks! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Old King Coal's exclamation mark I don't want people to love me. I'm a nerd in a bowtie instead of the dark-hearted supervillain that I really am. The best way to teach the dangers of coal is to unleash them! Task: "Make Old King Coal Blow Coal". The job takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the science-fiction action film Total Recall.