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White Privilege is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2015 content update. It requires White Witch Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking White Witch Burns I call this meeting of the Council of Melodramatic Evil to order. Chairman Kang? Our first topic of discussion is branding and the ever-changing face of villainy. It has come to the council's attention that the methods of some members have become outmoded. You're talking about me and Quetzalcohuatl, aren't you? I have to admit we were both brought to life in the same year of 12 baktun. Task: "Make Burns Ponder a New Brand of Evil". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. I have it, Smithers! I know how I can update my villainy profile! Becoming a hacker, sir? We'll start by getting you enrolled in a senior's computing class. No, you nitwit! I'm going so old school it will be new school! Straight out of a fairy tale. It begins with a pale, elegant evening gown. Oh sir, my heart's aflutter! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark This approach is absolutely perfect, Smithers! I feel like a classic, timeless force of evil! You certainly wear it well, sir. The nuclear plant can be my personal fortress of power. Have the hounds and robots refitted with an ice theme ASAP. And now for an act of evil so fiendish the world will have no choice but cower in my presence! Task: "Make White Witch Burns Forever Postpone Christmas". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark Fear me, Springfield! I've paralyzed all ground transportation in a frozen grip of eternal winter! Actually, sir, some bicycles are still moving around on the streets. Is that so... that's... disappointing. No matter. I'll freeze individual bikes as they wobble by. Task: "Make White Witch Burns Freeze Ground Transportation". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. If Martin is owned: Task: "Make Martin Ride His Bike Around Town". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like a lot more work to freeze the world nowadays than it used to be. You've got to go icier and colder with all the global temperature increases happening now. What bungling fools brought that about?! It took many, sir. You most likely had a hand in it yourself. Excellent! And with a blast of my ice I will turn back the clock on global warming, as if it never happened! Task: "Make White Witch Burns Refute Climate Change". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on White Witch Burns' exclamation mark Sir, we need to talk about the evil empire's financials. We're rapidly running out of money. Is money all that matters to you Smithers?! I'm only asking since it matters so much to me. Running an empire of ice doesn't come cheaply. And it's not great for generating income. Selling 99 cent bags of cubed ice isn't generating enough income to cover the costs. Then I must find a new venue to unleash my villainy I've conquered the world of energy and transportation with my ice... Maybe it's time to ice the world of medicine! Task: "Make White Witch Burns Raise The Price of $13 Drug by 5000%". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10