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| − | + | :''[Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear. | |
| − | Bart | + | {{qf|Bart}} Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore! |
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| − | Milhouse | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be. |
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| − | Bart | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself. | |
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| + | {{qf|Bed Time Krusty Doll}} Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison. | ||
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| + | :''[Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe. | ||
| + | :''[Homer spreads some money on the bar.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Huh? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got. | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} Four Lobster-politans comin' up. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Top of the mornin', Tow-mer. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} It's Homer, idiot. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} ''[chuckles]'' So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[chuckles]'' I guess I'm more powerful than God now. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility." | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued. | ||
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| + | :''[Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. ''[starts to cry.]'' | ||
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| + | :''[Homer drops a glass bottle of milk.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What the....spilt milk! ''[starts crying.]'' | ||
| + | :''[Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[sobbing]'' All over the floor! | ||
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- [Bart uses an exact-o knife to extract the word "whore" from the Bible and he pins it up on his bulletin board along with a few others.]
- Bart: We can say these swears any time we want because they're in the Bible!
- Milhouse: I don't think "Leviticus" is a swear.
- Bart: Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!
- Homer: When you married a man who would years later, without warning, become a tow-truck driver, you knew what the deal would eventually be.
- Carl: It sure is nice not having Homer around to tell us where we can and can't park.
- Lenny: Yeah. Without the crushing rule of law, society will do a better job of regulating itself.
- Bed Time Krusty Doll: Don't let the bed bugs bite! Krusty's anti-bed bug spray sold separately; may contain poison.
- [Homer celebrates his new job, while at Moe's.]
- Homer: I've got tow dough I'm lookin' to blow, Moe.
- [Homer spreads some money on the bar.]
- Moe: Huh?
- Homer: I'm buying a round of the fanciest drink you got.
- Moe: Four Lobster-politans comin' up.
- Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Tow-mer.
- Homer: It's Homer, idiot.
- Ned Flanders: [chuckles] So it is. I'm just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus. You towed it with the kids still in it.
- Homer: [chuckles] I guess I'm more powerful than God now.
- Ned Flanders: You know what they say: "With great power comes great responsibility."
- Homer: Who said that?! I'll kill them with my power!
- Marge: Bart, I'm starting to worry about your father.
- Bart: Well, I know he seems to get dumber every year, but lately he's plateaued.
- [Maggie is using scissors to cut a bit of her hair off and put it in a scrapbook.]
- Marge: Oh, Maggie is getting so independent at least you still need me sack of potatoes. [starts to cry.]
- [Homer drops a glass bottle of milk.]
- Homer: What the....spilt milk! [starts crying.]
- [Marge, Bart and Lisa all look at Homer.]
- Homer: [sobbing] All over the floor!
