Difference between revisions of "Celeb-o-mania"

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Celeb-o-mania is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 31 content update. The questline unlocks Wolfcastle and Wolfcastle's Mansion.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest. We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service. And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around. The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something." Eventually that "something" could turn into something. We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto! I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family. Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up. A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame. Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth. Task: "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 4 hours. Build: Wolfcastle's Mansion New Character: Wolfcastle Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel. The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny. That's not all we got you. You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield. Distract? Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain." TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond. Task: "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark Excellent. These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston. Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll. Task: "Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits. I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have. Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola. Skinner, I need real health insurance. I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough! Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE! Task: "Make Wolfcastle Pose". The job takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break" (x3). The job takes 10 minutes. If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike. Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling? Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman... ... and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV. Task: "Make Carl Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Lenny Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you. Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now? I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman! I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin. We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil. Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important. If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do. Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them. Task: "Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns. Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity? Comic Book Person imagines an audience for 'Comic Book Man,' vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk. Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make 'Sassy Mamas' a hit. That Viggums boy doesn't get that on 'Little Wiggy Poo Poo' he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot. All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser? I am being mocked across entertainment platforms. I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke. Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments. Task: "Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10