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== Clown Without Pity == | == Clown Without Pity == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Store Owner}} Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[worried]'' Ooooh, that's bad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Owner}} But it comes with a free Frogurt! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' That's good. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Owner}} The Frogurt is also cursed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[worried]'' That's bad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Owner}} But you get your choice of topping! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' That's good. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Owner}} The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. ''[Homer stares]'' That's bad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[worried]'' Can I go now? | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! '''''EVIL'''''! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grampa, you said that about all the presents. | ||
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} I just want attention. | ||
| − | + | == Dial Z for Zombies == | |
| − | + | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the [[Springfield Cemetery|cemetery]]. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad, we did something very bad! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you wreck the car? | |
| − | == Dial | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} No! |
| − | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, | + | {{qf|Homer}} Did you raise the dead? |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yes! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} But the car's okay? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart and Lisa}} Uh-huh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[relieved]'' All right, then. | |
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| − | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" | + | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!? | |
| − | :''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. | + | :''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} ''[shocked]'' Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} He was a zombie? | |
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== King Homer == | == King Homer == | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} What do you think, Smithers? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} I think women and seamen don't mix. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army! | |
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Clown Without Pity[edit]
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
- Grampa: That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL!
- Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
- Grampa: I just want attention.
Dial Z for Zombies[edit]
- [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
- Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
- Homer: Did you wreck the car?
- Bart: No!
- Homer: Did you raise the dead?
- Lisa: Yes!
- Homer: But the car's okay?
- Bart and Lisa: Uh-huh.
- Homer: [relieved] All right, then.
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?
- [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
- Bart: [shocked] Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
- Homer: He was a zombie?
King Homer[edit]
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
