Difference between revisions of "Treehouse of Horror III/Quotes"
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== Clown Without Pity == | == Clown Without Pity == | ||
:'''Store Owner:''' Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! | :'''Store Owner:''' Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! | ||
| − | :'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' Ooooh, that's bad. | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' ''[worried]'' Ooooh, that's bad. |
:'''Owner:''' But it comes with a free Frogurt! | :'''Owner:''' But it comes with a free Frogurt! | ||
:'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good. | :'''Homer:''' ''[relieved]'' That's good. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' Can I go now? | :'''Homer:''' ''[worried]'' Can I go now? | ||
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| − | :'''Grampa''': That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! '''''EVIL'''''! | + | :'''[[Grampa]]''': That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! '''''EVIL'''''! |
| − | :'''Marge''': Grampa, you said that about all the presents. | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Grampa, you said that about all the presents. |
:'''Grampa''': I just want attention. | :'''Grampa''': I just want attention. | ||
== Dial "Z" for Zombies == | == Dial "Z" for Zombies == | ||
| − | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, | + | :''[In an attempt to bring [[Snowball I]] back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the [[Springfield Cemetery|cemetery]]. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''': "Dad, we did something very bad!" | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, we did something very bad!" |
:'''Homer''': "Did you wreck the car?" | :'''Homer''': "Did you wreck the car?" | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': "No!" | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "No!" |
:'''Homer''': "Did you raise the dead?" | :'''Homer''': "Did you raise the dead?" | ||
:'''Lisa''': "Yes!" | :'''Lisa''': "Yes!" | ||
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:'''Homer''': ''[relieved]'' "All right, then." | :'''Homer''': ''[relieved]'' "All right, then." | ||
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| − | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" | + | :''[The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]'' |
| − | :'''Ned''': "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?" | + | :'''[[Ned]]''': "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?" |
| − | :''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. | + | :''[Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]'' |
:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[shocked]'' "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!" | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?" | :'''[[Homer]]:''' "He was a zombie?" | ||
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== King Homer == | == King Homer == | ||
:'''Mr Burns''': What do you think, Smithers? | :'''Mr Burns''': What do you think, Smithers? | ||
| − | :'''Smithers''': I think women and seamen don't mix. | + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': I think women and seamen don't mix. |
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! ''[He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing]'' I was strolling through the Gas one day... | ||
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| − | :'''Mr Burns''': Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead...we'll sell monkey stew to the Army! | + | :'''Mr Burns''': Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army! |
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Clown Without Pity
- Store Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: [worried] Ooooh, that's bad.
- Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: [worried] That's bad.
- Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
- Homer: [relieved] That's good.
- Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. [Homer stares] That's bad.
- Homer: [worried] Can I go now?
- Grampa: That doll is evil, I tell you! Evil! EVIL!
- Marge: Grampa, you said that about all the presents.
- Grampa: I just want attention.
Dial "Z" for Zombies
- [In an attempt to bring Snowball I back from the dead, Bart and Lisa inadvertently resurrect all the dead people in the cemetery. They burst into the house to tell Homer.]
- Lisa: "Dad, we did something very bad!"
- Homer: "Did you wreck the car?"
- Bart: "No!"
- Homer: "Did you raise the dead?"
- Lisa: "Yes!"
- Homer: "But the car's okay?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Uh-huh."
- Homer: [relieved] "All right, then."
- [The Simpsons head to the library to stop the mob of zombies. As they leave the house, they encounter a "zombified" Ned Flanders.]
- Ned: "Hey, Simpson. I'm feeling a mite peckish. Mind if I chew your ear!?"
- [Homer shoots him dead with his shotgun. Marge and Lisa gasp.]
- Bart: [shocked] "Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!"
- Homer: "He was a zombie?"
King Homer
- Mr Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
- Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
- Mr. Burns: All right, you big ape, get a snootful of this gas bomb! [He feebly throws the bomb a foot and gets a snootful himself. He starts singing] I was strolling through the Gas one day...
- Mr Burns: Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we get him alive, we can put him on Broadway! Dead... we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!
