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Revision as of 20:41, August 22, 2016
Gameplay
Games of Their Own
Games of Their Own Pt. 1
After the user logs in on August 3:
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Remember those frequent flyer miles you got after the airline accidentally shipped you as oversized baggage? Let's use them to go to the Summer Games in Rio!
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Rio in Brazil? No thank you! I got kidnapped there. And then to add insult to injury, they had no sense of humor about it.
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Let's just host our own unsanctioned event in Springfield!
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Well I'm usually pro-sanctions, but your idea could really help the town!
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Plus the bribes will have a way better exchange rate.
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Task: Make Lisa Petition for Springfield Games (6s, Town Hall)
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The Springfield Games in Springfield? We already hosted the World Mug of Soccer and Baseball's Global Sequence, so I don't see why not.
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Don't forget the popular Tour De Springfield featuring tricycle legend Lance Weak-Wrist.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Games of Their Own Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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The Springfield Games? Er, I can't make such a big decision without consulting my most trusted group of arbitrary advisors.
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As your business and corruption czar, I predict the games will be a boon for the stock market, black market, and possibly even farmers' market.
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Alright! More tourists means more pockets for the pickin'.
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An influx of foreigners? Finally a chance to use that new riot gear we got - it's the new Necessary Roughness line from Kevlar Klein.
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The cabinet has spoken! Let the games begin!
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Task: Make Snake Plan Tourist Scams (6s, Town Hall) Task: Make Wiggum Plan Police "Assistance" (6s, Town Hall) Task: Make Quimby Announce the Springfield Games (6s, Town Hall)
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I'm pleased to announce that Springfield has been chosen, by a panel of me, to host the Springfield Games!
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And like any major citywide event, gala, or riot, our most precocious 8-year-old, Lisa, will handle all the planning.
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What!? But I JUST got done with the March Anger Tournament.
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Why don't you just copy the plans made in 1999 when we almost hosted the Springfield Games. That's what I do with all my homework.
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And if you need a mascot, you can use Springy, the Springfield Spring! He could use the money ever since he lost his mattress endorsement deal.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games
Springfield Games Pt. 1
After completing :
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No one wants to help me! I can't put on these Springfield Games all by myself. It's not like a production of my one woman show – Sax, the Facts.
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Everyone better help my little girl or I'll make us play Tap Ball again!
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Oh God no! My Tap Ball flashbacks are way worse than my Nam ones. You can have the school gym for training and events.
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Finally, those kids who fail their classes aren't the only ones lucky enough to be in school during summer!
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Now I just need suggestions for events. So far I have one request for Tap Ball and 102 requests for anything but Tap Ball.
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Task: Make Homer Intimidate Springfielders (3h, Town Hall Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x8]
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We have 12 suggestions but they are a little weird… Footvolley? Shin-Kicking? Get-Out-Of-My Way-I-Don't-Want-To-Participate-In-Your-Survey Ball?
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No normal sports like Rugby Sevens or Canoeing or Handball?
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Bart, this is an "unsanctioned" Springfield Games – we're not limited by reason. Why not use all 12 ideas and have a decathlon?
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Dad, 12 events would be a Dodecathlon.
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Lisa, shut your mouth. Math has no place in sports - ask any baseball fan.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games Pt. 2
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 1:
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Lisa, if I could suggest a lucky 13th event, what about Go-Karts?
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I don't know. That would require cars, roads, working brakes - it all sounds so expensive.
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Just think, each inevitable Go-Kart fatality means one less school lunch you have to budget for next year.
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Plus Miss Springfield could be the flag girl!
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Lisa, I, err, demand we add Kid Go-Kart races to the Springfield Games.
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Task: Make Lisa Include Go-Kart Racing For the Kids (3h, Springfield Elementary Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x16]
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Children, listen. If you wish to excel at racing, you must be trained by Lugash.
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Don't you want to train the actual adults?
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Lugash cannot teach adults. They know how to stand up for themselves. Plus anyone over the age of 12 is too old for sports, says experts in field. Namely Lugash.
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Come, let us train in secret. So no one can hear you crying.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games Pt. 3
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 2:
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These 12 events are not going to be easy! Especially for a town so lazy it has a drive-thru gym… however that works.
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I refuse to compete in anything other than a kilt. And I'm not wearing a cup either.
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Will there be any drug testing in these Springfield Games? I'm asking for a friend.
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I'm excused from training – I have a note from my mother. She says I'm already a failure, so technically I can't win.
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Adults are weak! Like babies! That is why Lugash only trains toddlers to tweens! Now to electrify my students with inspiration, and this cattle prod.
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Task: Make Lisa Encourage Adults to Start Training (3h, Springfield Elementary Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x32]
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Wow, things are really starting to come together. We have sports, athletes, uniforms, but I can't help but feeling like I'm forgetting something…
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You forgot the real reason why we have a Springfield Games at all! Overpriced merchandise to sell to tourists!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games Pt. 4
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 3:
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Dad, you were selected by the town to light the Springfield Games flame.
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That's so sweet. They must love me.
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The torch is a flaming tire from the Tire Fire. And the contest was ‘Nominate the Person Dumb Enough to Accept This Honor.'
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And they chose me over Cletus. I'm so touched.
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Task: Make Homer Light the Games Cauldron (3h, Springfield Games Cauldron Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x40]
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Oh God. I almost died!
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We told you about the flaming tire.
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But nobody warned me about all the walking!
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There were stairs too! STAIRS!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games Pt. 5
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 4:
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Now that the flame is lit I hereby declare that the Springfield Games have begun!
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The events will be: Tug of War, then a Sack-Race...
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Followed by Shin-Kicking...
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Footvolley...
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And Eukonkanto...
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Chess boxing...
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Cheese rolling...
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Listening to this list better be an event. Cause I'm exhausted.
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Task: Make Lisa Explain the Dodecathlon Rules (3h, Springfield Elementary Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x48]
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This event *gasp* won't end! How many things are we *pant* supposed to do!?
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It's a dodecathlon! Twelve *pant* events. I can't go on…
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None of these *hic* bottles have beer in them. What is this clear *pant* tasteless liquid?
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I haven't even fired the starter pistol. All you've done is walked from the locker room to the gym.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Springfield Games Pt. 6
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 5:
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The Springfield Games are a disaster! Why did I assume this town was in good enough shape to compete in any athletic event, let alone 12!
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It's not a complete disaster. There's still one event left!
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Go-Karts! Of course. We'll open up the race to the adults.
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Now is your chance, children. Prove to adults that you're not just the future, but also the present!
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Your birth crushed their dreams, now let your Go-Karts crush their bodies!
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Task: Make Quimby Watch the Go-Kart Races (3h, Go-Kart Track Task: Collect Participation Ribbons [x56]
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The winner of the Go-Kart Race, and the Springfield Games is Bart...
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Followed by Martin, Milhouse, and then Nelson!
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You see! Suffering breeds success, much like Lugash breeds snapping turtles. I am a man of many passions.
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Congratulations boys. Here are your prizes – gift cards!
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You would have had medals but medal-smithing was the 11th Dodecathalon event and no one came close to finishing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Go-Kart Racing
After tapping on Go-Kart Track:
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Fixing children's Go-Kart Races. This is almost as low as when we held that baby's nose hostage for weeks.
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You there, you look like a smart lad. You're going to throw this race in the third lap.
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That's cheating! I refuse. It's man's code of ethics that separates us from the animals.
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Do it or I'll break your legs.
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Caving on your principles out of fear is another thing that separates us from the animals.
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Task: Place a Bet on a Go-Kart Race
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I'm glad you came around to my way of thinking, kid.
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I didn't mean to lose! I thought I was sure to win with trigonometry on my side. I guess math isn't the steroid I thought it was.
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Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night. For me, it's a white noise machine.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Possible Phrases for the Races
Set 1
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And They're Off!
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The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] leads into the first bend.
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But the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is gaining fast.
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And now Fat Tony informs me that the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer], who is currently stalled on the starting line, is your winner!
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Set 2
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And They're Off!
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And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is racing around the track in the wrong direction!
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No wait, they're the only one racing in the right direction!
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And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] wins!
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Set 3
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And They're Off!
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The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] collides with another racer!
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Who collides with the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer]!
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They've created a pileup!
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The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] wins by default for being the only functioning vehicle!
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Set 4
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And They're Off!
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The [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] rounds the first bend.
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Followed closely by the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer].
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And-- What's this?! All the Karts appear to be stalling out.
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No one has been refueling the Karts all day and they've run dry!
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And the [Blue Racer/White Racer/Pink Racer/Red Racer] is the winner, as the only one to get out of their Kart and run across the finish line!
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A Prickly Obsession
A Prickly Obsession Pt. 1
After completing :
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Of course! We need merch! And we need the best, most popular merch there is!
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A Pin Stand!
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Are you sure, Lis? Remember what happened last time you collected pins?
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I may have lost control last time, tarnished my dignity, and pawned that necklace Mom gave me. But I'm all better.
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If I was in AA, I'd have a ten year pin by now! Oh man, I want that AA pin!
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System Message
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Fatov is somewhere in your town. Find and tap him to recieve a Springfield Games Pin.
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Fatov will appear in your town every 3 hours. Tap him to get a Springfield Games Pin. Unlock them all and get Fatov in your Springfield!
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Task: Make Lisa Visit the Springfield Pin Stand (6s, Springfield Pin Stand) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Prickly Obsession Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Look, Lisa! There's a Springy pin! That's the mascot I invented!
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I suppose it is. Maybe I should support my Dad. There's no harm in buying one, is there?
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Well no one answered my largely rhetorical question, so I'll buy it!
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Task: Make Lisa Buy the Springy Pin (6s, Springfield Pin Stand
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This Springy pin is so shiny, so sparkly, so... lonely!
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Maybe I'll get one more. Hey, this one's about skiing. It's called The Slippery Slope.
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Task: Make Lisa Buy Just One More Pin (6s, Springfield Pin Stand) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Prickly Obsession Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Just look at all these pins. But I can still see a little bit of shirt. Just a few more, for purely aesthetic reasons, and it will be a perfect collection.
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I don't like this at all. This reminds me of last time…
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You were playing sax on the street corner, just to get one more taste of sweet, sweet pin. I don't want you to sully jazz's reputation with something like addiction.
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Mom, I'm totally in control. Now on an unrelated note, can you give me a ride to underneath the bridge?
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Task: Make Lisa Play Sax for Pins (3h) Note: the job is in Pin Collector Lisa's job list
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Lisa, this is an intervention. We have all prepared letters to inform you how your pin collecting has hurt us.
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Number 1, I had to write a letter. Number 2, paper cut. No, wait, that's just ketchup.
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You're right! I thought I was smart enough to stop myself but clearly I wasn't.
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Maybe you can use this experience for good, help others with the same problem.
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Number 3, I'm not done with my list of numbers yet.
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System Message
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Have Lisa complete the job "Play Sax for Pins" to obtain additional Pins for your collection.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Premium Gameplay
Half-Pipe
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Gnarly! We've finally got a half-pipe!
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I can't believe this took so long.
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I tried, believe me. Piece of advice, don't try to cut corners when building a half pipe. Because it's supposed to be perfectly round.
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I would shred, but I forgot my board at home… or at work. I guess I forgot where I forgot my board.
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Task: Make Bart Do Tricks on the Half-Pipe (3h, Half-Pipe)
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That was awesome, little dude. Have you ever considered taking it to the next level?
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Going pro? It's crossed my mind.
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No man, I meant in this game. I’m bored of this update.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mystery Locker Promo
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 1 and tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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These abandoned lockers will make a great capsule hotel for visiting Japanese businessmen, clown families, and the just plain broke.
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We’ll make a wee fortune during the Springfield Games. ACK! What is that stench?
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Don’t look inside. I can’t risk another suffocated nerd on my record.
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Why don’t ye sell ‘em off, like on those TV shows? One man’s trash is another man’s legal liability.
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The other lockers are actually full of fantastic prizes! Purchase a Mystery Locker in the store and get one of 5 specially selected sports items.
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Cristo of Springfield
After completing Springfield Games Pt. 3:
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The dodecathlon participants seem even less enthusiastic than I'd thought they'd be.
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That's because they haven't been properly encouraged.
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There's nothing more inspiring than a giant statue of Jesus watching and judging you.
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There's a reason the collection plate is so full on Sundays.
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Ahh, I already fail Jesus at church, work, and home. Why do I have to fail in front of him here too?
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