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:''[In the living room of [[Jimbo]]'s house, Jimbo and [[Dolph]] play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]'' | :''[In the living room of [[Jimbo]]'s house, Jimbo and [[Dolph]] play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffing]'' | + | :'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffing]'' This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak! |
| − | :'''Dolph''': | + | :'''Dolph''': Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society. |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Maybe I should file '''you'''! |
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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Carol Jones|Jimbo's mother]] calls out to the boys from the kitchen.]'' | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Carol Jones|Jimbo's mother]] calls out to the boys from the kitchen.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Jimbo's mother''': | + | :'''Jimbo's mother''': Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners? |
:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Dolph]] snickers.]'' | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Dolph]] snickers.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too. |
| − | :'''Jimbo's mother''': | + | :'''Jimbo's mother''': Oh, the co-op keeps sending me too many eggs. We'll never eat all these eggs. Can you ask Dolph if his mom can use a huge amount of eggs? |
:''[A crafty look appears on Jimbo's face.]'' | :''[A crafty look appears on Jimbo's face.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Hmmm, yeah, he—''[quickly corrects himself]''—I mean, '''she''' can definitely use eggs. |
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:''[Weeks later, [[Principal Skinner]] talks to [[Apu]] at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].]'' | :''[Weeks later, [[Principal Skinner]] talks to [[Apu]] at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].]'' | ||
| − | :'''Skinner''': ''[exiting the men's room]'' | + | :'''Skinner''': ''[exiting the men's room]'' I don't like it, Apu. |
| − | :'''Apu''': | + | :'''Apu''': Be that as it may, our restrooms are fully cleaned twice a week. |
| − | :'''Skinner''': | + | :'''Skinner''': No, no, I mean this article about the decrease in vandalism. It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm. |
| − | :'''Apu''': | + | :'''Apu''': Perhaps our brand new Mocha [[Squishee]] Latte could brighten your mood. |
| − | :'''Skinner''': | + | :'''Skinner''': I'm afraid not, my friend. I must stay vigilant and deny myself the creature comforts of a false sense of security. I'll ... uh ... stick with my usual Squishee-ccino if you don't mind. |
| − | :'''Apu''': | + | :'''Apu''': It would be my pleasure. |
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:''[Meanwhile, outside the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], [[Bart]] is about to play a prank: placing a banana peel where someone will slip on it.]'' | :''[Meanwhile, outside the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], [[Bart]] is about to play a prank: placing a banana peel where someone will slip on it.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': ''[exiting the store and confronting Bart]'' | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': ''[exiting the store and confronting Bart]'' Bart Simpson! You aren't up to any mischief with that banana peel, are you? |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': No, sir, sir! ''[thinking quickly]'' Uh ... this is where the trash can used to be ... guess they moved it. |
| − | :'''Skinner''': | + | :'''Skinner''': See that you find the appropriate receptacle, young man! |
:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jimbo]] calls out to Bart from the roof of the store.]'' | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Jimbo]] calls out to Bart from the roof of the store.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Hey! I need some ideas. If you help me out, I'll tell you the top secret bullies' method of climbing up on this roof. |
| − | :'''Bart''': ''[instantly appearing on the roof]'' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[instantly appearing on the roof]'' You mean like this? |
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:''[Now that they're both on the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] roof, [[Jimbo]] and [[Bart]] talk.]'' | :''[Now that they're both on the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] roof, [[Jimbo]] and [[Bart]] talk.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': Whatcha doing up here, man? |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Eh, I come up here when I need to think. |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': How often is that? |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Look ... Me, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] are sitting on this mother lode of eggs. And we've got ... What's the delinquent's equivalent of writer's block? |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''': Delinquentitis? |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': | + | :'''Jimbo''': Yeah! And it's tearing us apart. We couldn't agree on one plan, so we had a big falling out. Nobody's vandalized [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] property in weeks. |
| − | :'''Bart''': ''[pleased and surprised]'' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[pleased and surprised]'' So you want '''my''' help? ''[thinks quickly]'' Well, with that many eggs you just gotta think extra large. So ... Step One: Hijack the [[Duff Blimp]]. Step Two: Egg all of [[Springfield]]. Voila! |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffs]'' | + | :'''Jimbo''': ''[scoffs]'' That was, like, the first thing we thought of. I'll write that down just so I can laugh at it later. Guess ya can't trust a little kid to come up with quality deviltry. |
| − | :'''Bart''': ''[crestfallen]'' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[crestfallen]'' Aww ... |
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:''[Two days later, [[Martin]] is walking down the street eating a popsicle.]'' | :''[Two days later, [[Martin]] is walking down the street eating a popsicle.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Martin''': | + | :'''Martin''': It's so refreshing to walk down the steet without being harangued or bullied. The sun is out, birds are chirping ... ''[puzzled]'' ... The [[Duff Blimp|Duff Beer Blimp]] is hovering above me ... ? |
:''[Three eggs come down from the blimp and hit Martin. Aboard the blimp are [[Dolph]], [[Jimbo]] and [[Kearney]].]'' | :''[Three eggs come down from the blimp and hit Martin. Aboard the blimp are [[Dolph]], [[Jimbo]] and [[Kearney]].]'' | ||
| − | :'''Jimbo''': ''[using a megaphone]'' | + | :'''Jimbo''': ''[using a megaphone]'' Hey, kid! You just got egged! |
| − | :'''Martin''': ''[angry]'' | + | :'''Martin''': ''[angry]'' I know!! |
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:''[After egging [[Gil]], the bullies revel in the good time they're having.]'' | :''[After egging [[Gil]], the bullies revel in the good time they're having.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Dolph]]''': | + | :'''[[Dolph]]''': This is really special, you guys. |
| − | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': Yeah, I'd say this might actually be the sweetest gondola I've ever ridden in. |
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:''[Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with [[Helen Lovejoy]] presiding.]'' | :''[Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with [[Helen Lovejoy]] presiding.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Helen''': | + | :'''Helen''': So today, Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency would like to acknowledge the following person for his efforts to curb vandalism ... Clancy Wiggum! |
| − | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': Omigosh, I won! Lou, I won! |
| − | :'''[[Lou]]''': | + | :'''[[Lou]]''': Nice work, Chief. |
| − | :'''Helen''': | + | :'''Helen''': Here's the award. It's a gold-plated bar chart showing the decrease in vandalism over the last month. |
| − | :'''Wiggum''': ''[taking the award from Helen]'' | + | :'''Wiggum''': ''[taking the award from Helen]'' Well, first of all, I'd like to thank -- |
:''[Wiggum's acceptance speech is interrupted by a single egg coming down from the sky, scoring a direct hit on the award.]'' | :''[Wiggum's acceptance speech is interrupted by a single egg coming down from the sky, scoring a direct hit on the award.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[pointing skyward]'' | + | :'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': ''[pointing skyward]'' Vandalism! |
| − | :'''Wiggum''': | + | :'''Wiggum''': Wait ... ''[wiping the egg off of the award with his sleeve]'' Nope! The award clearly shows that vandalism is still down! |
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:''[Aboard the blimp, the bullies realize who they've just egged.]'' | :''[Aboard the blimp, the bullies realize who they've just egged.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Kearney]]''': | + | :'''[[Kearney]]''': Cheezit, the cops! Hard starboard! |
| − | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': ''[at controls]'' | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': ''[at controls]'' Speak English! |
| − | :'''[[Dolph]]''': | + | :'''[[Dolph]]''': Turn right, Einstein! |
| − | :'''Jimbo''': ''[grumbling]'' | + | :'''Jimbo''': ''[grumbling]'' Why'd they make these controls so weak? |
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:''[In [[Bart]]'s neighborhood, Bart and [[Milhouse]] are playing with action figures as the blimp flies overhead.]'' | :''[In [[Bart]]'s neighborhood, Bart and [[Milhouse]] are playing with action figures as the blimp flies overhead.]'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]''': Hey, Simpson! Nice dolls! |
:''[Jimbo, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] each throw an egg. All three eggs hit Bart.]'' | :''[Jimbo, [[Dolph]] and [[Kearney]] each throw an egg. All three eggs hit Bart.]'' | ||
| − | :'''Milhouse''': ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' | + | :'''Milhouse''': ''[indignantly, yelling back at the bullies]'' They're called action figures! ''[to Bart]'' Wow! What are the odds of that happening? ''[notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear]'' Hey, what are you smiling about? |
| − | :'''Bart''': ''[in awe]'' | + | :'''Bart''': ''[in awe]'' They used '''my''' idea! |
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Revision as of 14:50, May 22, 2012
- [In the living room of Jimbo's house, Jimbo and Dolph play a shoot-'em-up video game, and get blown up when Jimbo can't figure out how to throw a grenade.]
- Jimbo: [scoffing] This game'd be cool if they didn't make the controls so weak!
- Dolph: Maybe you should file a complaint with the American Noob Society.
- Jimbo: Maybe I should file you!
- [Jimbo's mother calls out to the boys from the kitchen.]
- Jimbo's mother: Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?
- [Dolph snickers.]
- Jimbo: Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too.
- Jimbo's mother: Oh, the co-op keeps sending me too many eggs. We'll never eat all these eggs. Can you ask Dolph if his mom can use a huge amount of eggs?
- [A crafty look appears on Jimbo's face.]
- Jimbo: Hmmm, yeah, he—[quickly corrects himself]—I mean, she can definitely use eggs.
- [Weeks later, Principal Skinner talks to Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart.]
- Skinner: [exiting the men's room] I don't like it, Apu.
- Apu: Be that as it may, our restrooms are fully cleaned twice a week.
- Skinner: No, no, I mean this article about the decrease in vandalism. It feels like the calm before the proverbial storm.
- Apu: Perhaps our brand new Mocha Squishee Latte could brighten your mood.
- Skinner: I'm afraid not, my friend. I must stay vigilant and deny myself the creature comforts of a false sense of security. I'll ... uh ... stick with my usual Squishee-ccino if you don't mind.
- Apu: It would be my pleasure.
- [Meanwhile, outside the Kwik-E-Mart, Bart is about to play a prank: placing a banana peel where someone will slip on it.]
- Principal Skinner: [exiting the store and confronting Bart] Bart Simpson! You aren't up to any mischief with that banana peel, are you?
- Bart: No, sir, sir! [thinking quickly] Uh ... this is where the trash can used to be ... guess they moved it.
- Skinner: See that you find the appropriate receptacle, young man!
- [Jimbo calls out to Bart from the roof of the store.]
- Jimbo: Hey! I need some ideas. If you help me out, I'll tell you the top secret bullies' method of climbing up on this roof.
- Bart: [instantly appearing on the roof] You mean like this?
- [Now that they're both on the Kwik-E-Mart roof, Jimbo and Bart talk.]
- Bart: Whatcha doing up here, man?
- Jimbo: Eh, I come up here when I need to think.
- Bart: How often is that?
- Jimbo: Look ... Me, Dolph and Kearney are sitting on this mother lode of eggs. And we've got ... What's the delinquent's equivalent of writer's block?
- Bart: Delinquentitis?
- Jimbo: Yeah! And it's tearing us apart. We couldn't agree on one plan, so we had a big falling out. Nobody's vandalized school property in weeks.
- Bart: [pleased and surprised] So you want my help? [thinks quickly] Well, with that many eggs you just gotta think extra large. So ... Step One: Hijack the Duff Blimp. Step Two: Egg all of Springfield. Voila!
- Jimbo: [scoffs] That was, like, the first thing we thought of. I'll write that down just so I can laugh at it later. Guess ya can't trust a little kid to come up with quality deviltry.
- Bart: [crestfallen] Aww ...
- [Two days later, Martin is walking down the street eating a popsicle.]
- Martin: It's so refreshing to walk down the steet without being harangued or bullied. The sun is out, birds are chirping ... [puzzled] ... The Duff Beer Blimp is hovering above me ... ?
- [Three eggs come down from the blimp and hit Martin. Aboard the blimp are Dolph, Jimbo and Kearney.]
- Jimbo: [using a megaphone] Hey, kid! You just got egged!
- Martin: [angry] I know!!
- [After egging Gil, the bullies revel in the good time they're having.]
- Dolph: This is really special, you guys.
- Jimbo: Yeah, I'd say this might actually be the sweetest gondola I've ever ridden in.
- [Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency (M.A.A.A.A.A.D.) is holding an awards ceremony outdoors, with Helen Lovejoy presiding.]
- Helen: So today, Mothers Against Any And All Antisocial Delinquency would like to acknowledge the following person for his efforts to curb vandalism ... Clancy Wiggum!
- Chief Wiggum: Omigosh, I won! Lou, I won!
- Lou: Nice work, Chief.
- Helen: Here's the award. It's a gold-plated bar chart showing the decrease in vandalism over the last month.
- Wiggum: [taking the award from Helen] Well, first of all, I'd like to thank --
- [Wiggum's acceptance speech is interrupted by a single egg coming down from the sky, scoring a direct hit on the award.]
- Agnes Skinner: [pointing skyward] Vandalism!
- Wiggum: Wait ... [wiping the egg off of the award with his sleeve] Nope! The award clearly shows that vandalism is still down!
- [Aboard the blimp, the bullies realize who they've just egged.]
- Kearney: Cheezit, the cops! Hard starboard!
- Jimbo: [at controls] Speak English!
- Dolph: Turn right, Einstein!
- Jimbo: [grumbling] Why'd they make these controls so weak?
- [In Bart's neighborhood, Bart and Milhouse are playing with action figures as the blimp flies overhead.]
- Jimbo: Hey, Simpson! Nice dolls!
- [Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney each throw an egg. All three eggs hit Bart.]
- Milhouse: [indignantly, yelling back at the bullies] They're called action figures! [to Bart] Wow! What are the odds of that happening? [notices Bart is grinning from ear to ear] Hey, what are you smiling about?
- Bart: [in awe] They used my idea!
