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==The Birth of a Notion==
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== The Birth of a Notion ==
===The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1===
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=== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.}}
 
{{TB|Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.}}
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{{TB|Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word...about conquering all other creatures in the universe.}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?}}
 
{{TB|First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
{{TB|In that case, bad news…}}
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{{TB|In that case, bad news...}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry (4h, Manger)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry (4h, Manger)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2===
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=== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.}}
 
{{TB|Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon.}}
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{{TB|Anyone? No? *sighs*Fine, I'll work on my sermon.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach (1h, Manger)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach (1h, Manger)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3===
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=== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hear the good word!}}
 
{{TB|Hear the good word!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace (4h, Manger)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace (4h, Manger)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4===
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=== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.}}
 
{{TB|Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
{{TB|Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.}}
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{{TB|Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human "Internet", a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.}}
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{{TB|Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian "dirty magazines".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{TB|But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.}}
 
{{TB|But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.}}
 
{{TB|Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi (4h, Manger)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi (4h, Manger)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5===
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=== The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.}}
 
{{TB|I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet (8h)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet (8h)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.}}
 
{{TB|Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar==
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== Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After buying Festive Rigellian Queen Facade:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After buying Festive Rigellian Queen Facade:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon}}
 
{{TB|So, it must be something pretty wonderful.}}
 
{{TB|So, it must be something pretty wonderful.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap on the Festive Rigellian Queen<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap on the Festive Rigellian Queen<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==To Thine Own Elf Be True==
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== To Thine Own Elf Be True ==
===To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1===
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=== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?}}
 
{{TB|Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well…maybe I should find out…in case I need to come up with a name.}}
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{{TB|Well...maybe I should find out...in case I need to come up with a name.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2===
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=== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!}}
 
{{TB|I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Elf Bart Make Toys (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Elf Lisa Clock In (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Elf Bart Make Toys (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Elf Lisa Clock In (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3===
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=== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|But it's two minutes to jig dancing!}}
 
{{TB|But it's two minutes to jig dancing!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Report to the Head Elf (60m, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Report to the Head Elf (60m, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4===
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=== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|But there's so many great glitter choices!}}
 
{{TB|But there's so many great glitter choices!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
{{TB|I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called “Bart Simpson”. And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called “Lisa”.}}
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{{TB|I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called "Bart Simpson". And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called "Lisa".}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Elf Bart Make Low-Quality Toys for Himself (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Elf Lisa Never Finish Toys for Herself (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Elf Bart Make Low-Quality Toys for Himself (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Elf Lisa Never Finish Toys for Herself (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5===
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=== To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sure you do! Jig jig jig!}}
 
{{TB|Sure you do! Jig jig jig!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Spread Holiday Cheer (1h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Spread Holiday Cheer (1h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
 
==Let's Take a Pole: North or South?==
 
==Let's Take a Pole: North or South?==
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{{THT|After building Rigellian North Pole:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After building Rigellian North Pole:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
{{TB|Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of “magic”.}}
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{{TB|Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of "magic".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
 
{{TB|And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.}}
 
{{TB|And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, go ahead! Try it out!}}
 
{{TB|Well, go ahead! Try it out!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole (4h, Rigellian North Pole)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole (4h, Rigellian North Pole)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==The War on Christmas==
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== The War on Christmas ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After placing Santa's Plane Sled:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After placing Santa's Plane Sled:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?}}
 
{{TB|Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written “I lick elf bells”.}}
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{{TB|No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written "I lick elf bells".}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap on Santa's Plane Sled<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap on Santa's Plane Sled<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Snakes on a Sleigh==
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== Snakes on a Sleigh ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After placing Snake Eating Rudolph:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After placing Snake Eating Rudolph:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|…Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.}}
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{{TB|...Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{TB|Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?}}
 
{{TB|Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon}}
{{TB|And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, “Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him”.}}
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{{TB|And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, "Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon}}
 
{{TB|The snake got hungry early.}}
 
{{TB|The snake got hungry early.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap on the Snake Eating Rudolph<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap on the Snake Eating Rudolph<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==A Rocky Relationship==
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== A Rocky Relationship ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, “I should copy that”?}}
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{{TB|An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, "I should copy that"?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.}}
 
{{TB|I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.}}
 
{{TB|Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's (4h, Eski-Moe's)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's (4h, Eski-Moe's)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.}}
 
{{TB|Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow===
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== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow ==
===That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1===
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=== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lyla Zen Out (8h)<br/>'''Task''': Make Burns Search for His Lost Love (8h, The Peak Inn)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lyla Zen Out (8h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Burns Search for His Lost Love (8h, The Peak Inn)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2===
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=== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.}}
 
{{TB|Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with…Montgomery Burns.}}
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{{TB|You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with...Montgomery Burns.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yuk.}}
 
{{TB|Yuk.}}
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{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'd still rather be a cat.}}
 
{{TB|I'd still rather be a cat.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires (4h)<br/>Make Burns Sense Love Is Near (4h, Burns Homes (Control Building, Classic Mansion, Burns' Summer Mansion or Dr. Lenny's Lab))<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires (4h)<br>Make Burns Sense Love Is Near (4h, Burns Homes (Control Building, Classic Mansion, Burns' Summer Mansion or Dr. Lenny's Lab))<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3===
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=== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.}}
 
{{TB|I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
{{TB|Well don't ask me, ‘cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!}}
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{{TB|Well don't ask me, 'cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality (4h, The Peak Inn)<br/>'''Task''': Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives [x3] (4h, The Peak Inn)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality (4h, The Peak Inn)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives [x3] (4h, The Peak Inn)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4===
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=== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{TB|Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!}}
 
{{TB|Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)<br/>'''Task''': Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)<br>'''Task:''' Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5===
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=== That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}}
 
{{TB|I'll get back to you.}}
 
{{TB|I'll get back to you.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time (4h, The Peak Inn)<br/>'''Task''': Make Burns Swoon (4h, The Peak Inn)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time (4h, The Peak Inn)<br>'''Task:''' Make Burns Swoon (4h, The Peak Inn)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==The Promised Land==
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== The Promised Land ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!}}
 
{{TB|Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal (8h, Chinese Restaurant)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal (8h, Chinese Restaurant)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum==
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== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum ==
===O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1===
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=== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|I want glitter. It tastes the best.}}
 
{{TB|I want glitter. It tastes the best.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2===
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=== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!}}
 
{{TB|Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space (4h, Wiggum House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3===
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=== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{TB|Let him be, Sarah. It's the first time he shown a passion for anything but boogers.}}
 
{{TB|Let him be, Sarah. It's the first time he shown a passion for anything but boogers.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Christmas Tree Ralph Sleep in His Costume (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Chief Wiggum Feel Proud (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Christmas Tree Ralph Sleep in His Costume (4h, Wiggum House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Chief Wiggum Feel Proud (4h, Wiggum House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4===
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=== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon}}
 
{{TB|O.K. Tree you later.}}
 
{{TB|O.K. Tree you later.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Christmas Tree Ralph Decorate Himself (4h)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Not Believe She Once Dated Ralph (4h, Simpson House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Christmas Tree Ralph Decorate Himself (4h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Lisa Not Believe She Once Dated Ralph (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5===
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=== O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Very well. But I must warn you, it doesn't pay and in January we throw you on the tire fire.}}
 
{{TB|Very well. But I must warn you, it doesn't pay and in January we throw you on the tire fire.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Christmas Tree Ralph Light Up the Town (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Springfielders Enjoy Christmas Tree Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Christmas Tree Ralph Light Up the Town (4h, Wiggum House)<br>'''Task:''' Make Springfielders Enjoy Christmas Tree Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==The Animal Within==
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== The Animal Within ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After completing :|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing :|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sorry. When I hear "exotic" and "petting" my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.}}
 
{{TB|Sorry. When I hear "exotic" and "petting" my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Moe Prepare the Zoo (4h, Exotic Petting Zoo)<br/>Quest reward: Fully upgraded Exotic Petting Zoo, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Prepare the Zoo (4h, Exotic Petting Zoo)<br>Quest reward: Fully upgraded Exotic Petting Zoo, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Fixer Upper Fortress==
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== Fixer Upper Fortress ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kumiko Icon}}
 
{{TB|In which case, you need to do some redecorating.}}
 
{{TB|In which case, you need to do some redecorating.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Comic Book Guy Update the Fortress (4h, Fortress of Lonelitude)<br/>Quest reward: Fully upgraded Fortress of Lonelitude, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Comic Book Guy Update the Fortress (4h, Fortress of Lonelitude)<br>Quest reward: Fully upgraded Fortress of Lonelitude, {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner==
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== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner ==
===Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1===
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=== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{TB|Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.}}
 
{{TB|Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Shiva Admire Homer (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Gorge (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Shiva Admire Homer (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Gorge (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2===
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=== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{TB|Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!}}
 
{{TB|Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Choose His Gift (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>'''Task''': Make Shiva Balance Consciousness (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Choose His Gift (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>'''Task:''' Make Shiva Balance Consciousness (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3===
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=== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.}}
 
{{TB|Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord…}}
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{{TB|Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
 
{{TB|Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!}}
 
{{TB|Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>'''Task''': Make Shiva Hide in the Basement (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>'''Task:''' Make Shiva Hide in the Basement (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?}}
 
{{TB|Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4===
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=== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, not Bollywood!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, not Bollywood!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance (60m, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance (60m, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5===
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=== Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.}}
 
{{TB|Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Great, just like this… D'oh!}}
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{{TB|Great, just like this... D'oh!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.}}
 
{{TB|Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.}}
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{{TB|Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.}}
 
{{TB|Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the “Story of Bhasmasura”.}}
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{{TB|You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the "Story of Bhasmasura".}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Shiva Run the World (8h)<br/>'''Task''': Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Try to Eat Himself (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Shiva Run the World (8h)<br>'''Task:''' Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>'''Task:''' Make Homer Try to Eat Himself (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Shiva Boss Fight Dialogue==
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== Shiva Boss Fight Dialogue ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After sending Shiva in a Battle of the B.S.:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Shiva in a Battle of the B.S.:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|High FIVES. This is going to take a while.}}
 
{{TB|High FIVES. This is going to take a while.}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Rabbi Krustofsky Boss Fight Dialogue==
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== Rabbi Krustofsky Boss Fight Dialogue ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After sending Rabbi Krustofsky in a Battle of the B.S.:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rabbi Krustofsky in a Battle of the B.S.:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!}}
 
{{TB|It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Jesus' Birthday Promo===
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== Jesus' Birthday Promo ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Gil's [[File:Tapped Out Jesus Christ Gil Icon.png|30px]]mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Gil's [[File:Tapped Out Jesus Christ Gil Icon.png|30px]]mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|So, help me show him we still remember his birthday!}}
 
{{TB|So, help me show him we still remember his birthday!}}
 +
{{THT|[[File:Heavenly Swing Set Gil Offer.png|300px]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|On offer accepted:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|On offer accepted:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, wow. That's what I inappropriately call a mitzvah.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, wow. That's what I inappropriately call a mitzvah.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
{{TB|Now I get to spend the holidays with the people I love… the blackjack dealers at Springfield Casino. I feel lucky, cha-cha-cha!}}
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{{TB|Now I get to spend the holidays with the people I love... the blackjack dealers at Springfield Casino. I feel lucky, cha-cha-cha!}}
 
{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}}
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{{TB|I don't know who that is, but I was kicked out of my last Pilates class for stealing the mats.}}
 
{{TB|I don't know who that is, but I was kicked out of my last Pilates class for stealing the mats.}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Joy to the Weird==
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===Joy to the Weird Pt. 1===
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== Joy to the Weird ==
 +
=== Joy to the Weird Pt. 1 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.}}
 
{{TB|Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations…}}
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{{TB|It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.}}
 
{{TB|Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.}}
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.}}
 
{{TB|Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Joy to the Weird Pt. 2===
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=== Joy to the Weird Pt. 2 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.}}
 
{{TB|Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House, Moe)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House, Moe)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Joy to the Weird Pt. 3===
+
=== Joy to the Weird Pt. 3 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
 
{{TB|That I doubt.}}
 
{{TB|That I doubt.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Jesus Cast Judgement (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jesus Cast Judgement (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Joy to the Weird Pt. 4===
+
=== Joy to the Weird Pt. 4 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.}}
 
{{TB|I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Jesus Sulk (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jesus Sulk (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
===Joy to the Weird Pt. 5===
+
=== Joy to the Weird Pt. 5 ===
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?}}
 
{{TB|Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if you were Jesus…}}
+
{{TB|Well, if you were Jesus...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him…}}
+
{{TB|Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world…by watching an animated Christmas special.}}
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{{TB|We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world...by watching an animated Christmas special.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.}}
 
{{TB|But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Count: 1x (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Count: 1x (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Unstable Stable==
+
== Unstable Stable ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.}}
 
{{TB|Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Tap on the Stable at the Inn<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
+
{{THT|'''Task:''' Tap on the Stable at the Inn<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Third-Eye Watchtower==
+
== Third-Eye Watchtower ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
 
{{TB|Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.}}
 
{{TB|Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower (8h, Radiant B.S. Station)<br/>'''Characters: '''Shiva, Santa Claus, Gautama Buddha, Jack Frost, Jesus Christ, Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert, Rabbi Krustofsky<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower (8h, Radiant B.S. Station) (only if activated before {{TOCU|Marge at the Bat|April 9th update}})<br>'''Characters: '''Shiva, Santa Claus, Gautama Buddha, Jack Frost, Jesus Christ, Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert, Rabbi Krustofsky<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
==Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire==
+
 
 +
== Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire ==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!}}
 
{{TB|Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!}}
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Enjoy S'mores (4h, Tire Fireplace)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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Latest revision as of 13:53, April 27, 2024

Contents

The Birth of a Notion[edit]

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word...about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png In that case, bad news...
Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry (4h, Manger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.
Kang Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Anyone? No? *sighs*Fine, I'll work on my sermon.
Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach (1h, Manger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png People of Earth, I bring you good news.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.
Homer Why is that good news?
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Hear the good word!
Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace (4h, Manger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human "Internet", a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian "dirty magazines".
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.
Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi (4h, Manger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Birth of a Notion Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.
Kang What do people think of your MyTube channel?
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
Kang Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.
Task: Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet (8h)
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Jesus Christ, Alien Superstar[edit]

After buying Festive Rigellian Queen Facade:
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png Aw, Mom. You got all dressed up for my birthday!
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png Don't get too excited. Human Christmas happens to coincide with the Festival of the Morphistic Quiznox.
Tapped Out J. Rigellian Christ Icon.png What does that celebrate?
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png No one is sure, but we celebrate it by choosing a sacrifice and tearing his tentacles off one by one.
Tapped Out Rigellian Queen Icon.png So, it must be something pretty wonderful.
Task: Tap on the Festive Rigellian Queen
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

To Thine Own Elf Be True[edit]

To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png Hey, Lis -- Sky Finger turned us into elves. Wow, I actually have long skinny toes that curl all the way back in my curly-toe boots.
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png Now to sneak into the North Pole and see what Santa is bringing us for Christmas.
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Bart, that's the ultimate naughtiness. I'm going to stay here and spin candy canes, or whatever it is elves do.
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png Don't want to know if you're getting a pony this year?
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Well...maybe I should find out...in case I need to come up with a name.
Task: Make Elf Bart Prep to Sneak Into Santa's House (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Elf Lisa Come up With Pony Names (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png We're in the North Pole, Lis! You scan the computers for a nice/naughty list, I'll check the warehouses for presents labeled us.
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Roger. If you find any cookies, remember what kind they are. We want to bribe Santa with something he really loves.
Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon.png Hey! What are you two doing wandering the halls? It's almost Christmas, no goofing off!
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Uh, we're hall monitors.
Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon.png I'M a hall monitor! The sash is a fleshy outgrowth of my skin. Now get back to work!
Task: Make Elf Bart Make Toys (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Elf Lisa Clock In (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png Man, being an elf is hard work. Making toys all day sucks!
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Yeah. Although I do enjoy the breaks we get for dancing a happy jig.
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png No kidding! Jig dancing is awesome. Jig jig jig! Jig jig jig!
Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon.png You two! The head elf wants to see you. Now!
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png But it's two minutes to jig dancing!
Task: Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Report to the Head Elf (60m, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon.png You two are completely messing up our production schedule.
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png What? I'm cranking out Sergeant Activity dolls like crazy.
Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon.png But with zero quality control. FYI, the head attaches to the neck, not the butt.
Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon.png And you, female elf. You've brought our assembly line to a halt with your agonizing over what color to make the pony manes.
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png But there's so many great glitter choices!
Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon.png I'm putting you two on super-low priority jobs. Boy elf, you'll be making toys for a stinker called "Bart Simpson". And girl elf, you'll be making them for a fusspot called "Lisa".
Task: Make Elf Bart Make Low-Quality Toys for Himself (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Elf Lisa Never Finish Toys for Herself (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

To Thine Own Elf Be True Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png Santa, we have something to admit. We're actually human kids who got transformed into elves, and snuck into the North Pole to check out the goodies, like any red-blooded American jerks.
Tapped Out Elf Lisa Icon.png Please, can we stop making terrible toys for ourselves?
Santa Claus Ho, ho, ho. I knew about your plan from the start. And I decided to teach you a lesson.
Santa Claus I will forgive you, but only if you do one thing: spread holiday cheer around Springfield.
Tapped Out Elf Bart Icon.png We don't know how to do that.
Santa Claus Sure you do! Jig jig jig!
Task: Make Elf Bart and Elf Lisa Spread Holiday Cheer (1h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Let's Take a Pole: North or South?[edit]

After building Rigellian North Pole:
Kodos Kang, I have finally finished a North Pole for you to play Santa in. There are many sappy human movies that imply this place is a source of "magic".
Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon.png And it is true! I can feel it in my bones! Well, not bones, more like our series of fluid-filled sacs, but you get the idea! Thank you, Kodos.
Kodos Well, go ahead! Try it out!
Task: Make Kodos Enjoy the North Pole (4h, Rigellian North Pole)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The War on Christmas[edit]

After placing Santa's Plane Sled:
Santa Claus Ah, this old sleigh. Takes me back to 1942, when Abe Simpson shot me down over the Pacific.
Grampa We had to cobble this thing together so you could finish Christmas.
Santa Claus Abe, how about joining me in a glass of eggnog for old times sake?
Grampa No way. Last time I went drinking with you, I woke up naked and on my forehead someone had written "I lick elf bells".
Task: Tap on Santa's Plane Sled
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Snakes on a Sleigh[edit]

After placing Snake Eating Rudolph:
Santa Claus ...Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen...All shackled up and ready to go. We just need Rudolph.
Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon.png Uh, Santa? Remember how Bart Simpson asked for a python for Christmas?
Tapped Out Worker Elf 2 Icon.png And we said no, that's too dangerous, but you said, "Aw, let him have it, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll eat him".
Tapped Out Worker Elf 1 Icon.png The snake got hungry early.
Task: Tap on the Snake Eating Rudolph
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Rocky Relationship[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe An Alaskan version of Moe's Tavern? Who looks at my bar and thinks, "I should copy that"?
Moe I mean, I love my bar, but only because I have to. You can divorce a wife, but you can't divorce a career.
Moe Maybe I'll take a look in Eski-Moe's, see what's up with those Alaskaholics.
Task: Make Moe Try a Drink at Eski-Moe's (4h, Eski-Moe's)
Moe Drinks with ice?! I can't afford that in the lower 48. If people ask me for booze on the rocks, what they get is rocks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow[edit]

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png I, the former Zen priestess, have been reincarnated! But where?
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png According to the laws of Karma, if I was good in my last life, I will be rewarded in this one.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Apparently I came back to Springfield.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Whatever I did in my past life must have been really bad.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Oh, now I remember. I was making out with Montgomery Burns. So really, REALLY bad.
Task: Make Lyla Zen Out (8h)
Task: Make Burns Search for His Lost Love (8h, The Peak Inn)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Why have I been reincarnated as myself with all my memories in Springfield? I'm supposed to come back as something different. Like a cat.
Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon.png You have unfinished business. You died before you could experience the passions of love with...Montgomery Burns.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Yuk.
Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon.png Only when you have sated your feminine fleshly desires can you escape the cycle of the time and achieve Nirvana.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png I'd still rather be a cat.
Task: Make Lyla Repress Inner Desires (4h)
Make Burns Sense Love Is Near (4h, Burns Homes (Control Building, Classic Mansion, Burns' Summer Mansion or Dr. Lenny's Lab))
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Maybe I should listen to Buddha, abandon my priestly chastity, and surrender to the temptations of the flesh.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png After all, Buddha is Enlightened. That's sort of like having a Ph.D in Psychology.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png I'll have to ask the ladies for advice about achieving earthly pleasure, though.
Luann Well don't ask me, 'cause Kirk ain't delivering! Oh, snap!
Task: Make Lyla Explore Her French Sensuality (4h, The Peak Inn)
Task: Make Springfield Ladies Complain About Their Sex Lives [x3] (4h, The Peak Inn)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Montgomery Burns, I have come for you!
Mr. Burns You'll never take me alive! I'll blow the nuclear plant sky high and take everyone with me! Oh, it's you Lyla.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png You're not freaked out that I've returned from the afterlife?
Mr. Burns Eh, coming back from death happens to me pretty much every week.
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Then let's achieve our own Earthly paradise. Kiss me with those blue lips, you wrinkled stickbag!
Task: Make Lyla Share a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)
Task: Make Burns Enjoy a Night of Passion (8h, The Peak Inn)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Was Zen, This Is Me-Ow Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lyla's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Oh, sweet Lyla, what a magical night of love. I've never been so satisfied.
Mr. Burns And you, my precious. Did you discover the joys of fleshly passion?
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png Kind of.
Mr. Burns Shall we do it again tonight, honeysuckle?
Tapped Out Lyla Icon.png I'll get back to you.
Task: Make Lyla Try to Escape the Cycle of Time (4h, The Peak Inn)
Task: Make Burns Swoon (4h, The Peak Inn)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Promised Land[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Ah, my boy! They finally finished building our holiday feasting place.
Krusty Yeah, what would Jews do on Christmas if it weren't for Chinese restaurants? And what would Chinese restaurants do if it weren't for Jews?
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Let the gentiles eat their holiday gooses. I'm gonna get tso deep into some General Tso's chicken!
Task: Make Krusty Enjoy a Meal (8h, Chinese Restaurant)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum[edit]

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Good news, Ralphie. You got the part of a Christmas tree in the school play.
Wiggum I know you wanted to be the Sugar Plum Fairy, but for that you have to hold in your pee for fifteen minutes.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png Yay! If I'm a tree, everyone will hang candy canes on me.
Wiggum Hey, that's right! This is going to be great. Now, let's decorate your costume.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png I want glitter. It tastes the best.
Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Glitter Bomb Himself (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png I have twinkles!
Wiggum Ralphie! Come back here! I didn't finish putting all the sparkles on the costume.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png Stars twinkle, too! I'm going into outer space! Whee-oo whee-oo!
Wiggum Ralphie! You know stars don't wear boas! Come back here!
Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Rocket Into Space (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Chief Wiggum Chase After Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png I love my costume. When I grow up, I want to be a Christmas tree.
Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon.png Ralph, honey, it's bedtime. Take it off.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png No! I want to wear it in the bath, too!
Wiggum Let him be, Sarah. It's the first time he shown a passion for anything but boogers.
Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Sleep in His Costume (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Chief Wiggum Feel Proud (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png Hi, Lisa. I'm a cannonbaum.
Lisa You look very festive. Ralph. Are those empty beer cans you have on your costume?
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png I'm gluing on shiny things. Do you have any glue? I ate mine.
Lisa Um, I do, but I'm saving it in case I, uh, also get hungry.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png O.K. Tree you later.
Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Decorate Himself (4h)
Task: Make Lisa Not Believe She Once Dated Ralph (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

O Glitterbaum, O Glitterbaum Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Mr. Mayor, little Ralphie has a request.
Wiggum He'd like to be the town Christmas tree.
Tapped Out Christmas Tree Ralph Icon.png I wouldn't move even if a dog tickled me with his tummy water.
Quimby Very well. But I must warn you, it doesn't pay and in January we throw you on the tire fire.
Task: Make Christmas Tree Ralph Light Up the Town (4h, Wiggum House)
Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy Christmas Tree Ralph (4h, Wiggum House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Animal Within[edit]

After completing :
Moe I bought an exotic petting zoo? What was I drinking?
Moe Nothing from my bar -- that booze is all water.
Quimby You can count on me as a customer. When's the wet TV contest? And where do I stuff my dollar bills?
Moe Wait, are you thinkin' this is exotic ladies? It's an exotic ANIMAL petting zoo.
Quimby Sorry. When I hear "exotic" and "petting" my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.
Task: Make Moe Prepare the Zoo (4h, Exotic Petting Zoo)
Quest reward: Fully upgraded Exotic Petting Zoo, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fixer Upper Fortress[edit]

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy Ah, the Fortress of Lonelitude. The perfect place to hide my superior brain and morbidly obese body from the world.
Comic Book Guy From its dark depths, I shall launch tweet storm after tweet storm.
Kumiko But you have leveled up from bachelorhood, husband.
Comic Book Guy Great Scott, you're right! Now it's a Fortress of Lovelitude!
Kumiko In which case, you need to do some redecorating.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Update the Fortress (4h, Fortress of Lonelitude)
Quest reward: Fully upgraded Fortress of Lonelitude, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner[edit]

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png I have come to Springfield to fight a mighty demon, hideous and hugely fat.
Bart Yep, that's him there, cramming his face with pork chops.
Homer Hey, dude, can you use one of those extra arms to pass the gravy?
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Wow. What a water buffalo. I've never seen anything like it, and I've been around for 4.3 million years.
Task: Make Shiva Admire Homer (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Gorge (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Homer, you are such an impressive and noble demon, I want to grant you a gift -- anything you want.
Homer I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth -- I'd rather eat the gift horse -- but what's in it for you?
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png I want to make a new friend. My wife's always saying I should get off the sofa and meet people.
Homer Your wife and mine must've gone to the same college: Nag U.
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Very amusing, demon! Now, choose your gift!
Task: Make Homer Choose His Gift (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Shiva Balance Consciousness (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png So, Homer, have you chosen the boon you wish to receive?
Homer I want anyone I put my hand on to turn into food.
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Weird, but sure. Tathaastu! It is done.
Homer Great. Now to try it out on a nice juicy overlord...
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Why are you looking at me like I'm a pork chop? I'm getting the Delhi out of here!
Task: Make Homer Seek Shiva Around the House (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Shiva Hide in the Basement (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Homer Stupid delicious Shiva, where are you?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
Homer Apu, have you seen Lord Shiva? I want to put my hand on his head and turn him into food.
Homer Hope you're cool with that.
Apu Well, He is one of the three primal Lords of the Cosmos, but on the other hand, you're a valued customer.
Apu I shouldn't tell you this, but if you want to summon Shiva, all you have to do is this little dance.
Homer Oh, not Bollywood!
Task: Make Apu Teach Homer a Dance (60m, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Dance Like a Bollywood Star (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Guess Who's Brahman to Dinner Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Shiva's exclamation mark:
Homer Come on, Apu, I've been doing this dance for hours and it still hasn't summoned Shiva. I'm starving.
Apu Okay to finish the dance, spin around and put your hand on your head.
Homer Great, just like this... D'oh!
Apu Shiva, you can come out now. Homer has turned himself into food. Hot dogs, actually.
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png Lesson learned: never grant a demon a boon.
Apu You might have saved yourself some hassle if you'd read the "Story of Bhasmasura".
Task: Make Shiva Run the World (8h)
Task: Make Apu Work an 8hr Shift (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Try to Eat Himself (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Shiva Boss Fight Dialogue[edit]

After sending Shiva in a Battle of the B.S.:
Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'm so glad to have you join us, Shiva! High five!
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png High FIVES. This is going to take a while.

Rabbi Krustofsky Boss Fight Dialogue[edit]

After sending Rabbi Krustofsky in a Battle of the B.S.:
Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon.png Feh! These aliens don't have the chutzpah to mess with the Angel of Yahweh.
Krusty It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!

Jesus' Birthday Promo[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Tapped Out Jesus Christ Gil Icon.pngmark:
Gil Hey there, pal! How'd you like to help someone who's had some pretty rough times?
Gil I'm talking about Jesus Christ, of course!
Gil So, help me show him we still remember his birthday!
Heavenly Swing Set Gil Offer.png
On offer accepted:
Gil Oh, wow. That's what I inappropriately call a mitzvah.
Gil Now I get to spend the holidays with the people I love... the blackjack dealers at Springfield Casino. I feel lucky, cha-cha-cha!
On offer declined:
Gil No sale, huh? Boy, my boss is gonna be mad.
Gil He told me if I didn't make a sale I'd have to answer to Pontius Pilate.
Gil I don't know who that is, but I was kicked out of my last Pilates class for stealing the mats.

Joy to the Weird[edit]

Joy to the Weird Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Another birthday, and no one seems to remember.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png It used to be a big deal. Carol singing, holiday sermons, solemn invocations...
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Now it seems like it's just a chance to watch college football.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Which reminds me, I've had a lot a lot of prayers from USC fans.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Guess I'll give them, oh, a 15-yard punt return. More than they deserve.
Task: Make Jesus Feel Sad No One Remembers His Birthday (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Joy to the Weird Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Enough sulking! I'll disguise my holy essence and go among the people. I'll find out what they're doing instead of celebrating my birthday.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Hello, good tavern keeper. How are you spending the holiday?
Moe I'm remembering all my failed relationships. Then as a treat I'll either hang myself in the basement or stick my head in the oven.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Whoa, don't do that! It's a mortal sin! Isn't there one family in this town who will take you in tonight?
Moe Well, there's Homer Simpson. He's got a big enough bar tab I expect he'll agree to anything.
Task: Make Jesus Take Moe to the Simpsons (4h, Simpson House, Moe)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Joy to the Weird Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Hi, Simpsons. I'm a super-cool regular dude who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Bart, how are you honoring the holidays?
Bart I'm playing a freemium game on my phone.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png That doesn't sound very religious.
Bart You'd be surprised. There's some deep stuff in here.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png That I doubt.
Task: Make Jesus Cast Judgement (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Joy to the Weird Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Lisa, what are you doing to celebrate Christmas? I ask as an apparently regular guy who doesn't look anything like Jesus to you.
Lisa I'm praying for good will and peace among the people of the world.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Oh! That sounds wonderfully me-ish. I mean, Christian.
Lisa I'm Buddhist.
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Okay. But suppose Jesus appeared right here in front of you right now? That'd have to change your mind, right?
Lisa I dunno. There's been an awful lot of holy visitations this December.
Task: Make Jesus Sulk (4h, Heavenly Swing Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Joy to the Weird Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jesus Christ's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon.png Homer and Marge, how are you spending the holidays?
Marge Well, if you were Jesus...
Homer Which you aren't, because to us you don't look anything like him...
Marge We'd say we're trying to remember You the best way we can in this noisy, selfish world...by watching an animated Christmas special.
Homer But not a Simpsons Christmas episode. The people who do those are as cheaply cynical as they come.
Task: Make Jesus Forgive Everyone but the Simpsons Count: 1x (8h, Heavenly Swing Set)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Unstable Stable[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Oh, my stars! It's the Bethlehem stable that Jesus was born in! Boys, come over here and climb in the manger. I want to get a photo for Facelook.
Todd But I'll get fleas!
Ned Fleas that bit little Jesus.
Ned Forget what I said about the Vatican, those are the REAL holy parasites.
Task: Tap on the Stable at the Inn
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Third-Eye Watchtower[edit]

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon.png Thank you, Jack Frost, for supplying the Belief System League with this wonderful Watchtower. Now we really can keep an eye on people!
Tapped Out Shiva Icon.png But how did you have the money for this thing? It's top-of-the-line tech!
Tapped Out Jack Frost Icon.png Got it cheap at an estate sale. Remember that dude Sauron? Well, he don't need no all-seeing eye no more.
Tapped Out Jack Frost Icon.png Actually, they're selling off everything in Mordor dirt-cheap.
Santa Claus Really? Maybe I'll go grab some orcs. They couldn't complain any more than elves.
Task: Make a B.S. Leaguer Set up the Watchtower (8h, Radiant B.S. Station) (only if activated before April 9th update)
Characters: Shiva, Santa Claus, Gautama Buddha, Jack Frost, Jesus Christ, Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert, Rabbi Krustofsky
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Chestnuts Roasting on a Tire Fire[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa It's nice that Mayor Quimby made the Springfield Tire Fire look festive, but isn't he just trying to distract us from the fact that he still hasn't put it out?
Homer Oh, honey, I would never fall for such an obvious trick.
Quimby Who wants s'mores? I'm handing out free marshmallows.
Homer Ooh, ooh, me! Throw another couple tires on the fire!
Task: Make Homer Enjoy S'mores (4h, Tire Fireplace)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Krusty's Kristmas Makes a Komeback[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty Now opening: a festive holiday show to put you in the Christmas spirit.
Krusty No kid will be able to say no. So make sure you charge them double.
Sideshow Mel Krusty, surely you are not Scrooging?! This arena should bring holiday cheer, not jeers!
Krusty "Cheer" doesn't buy fresh tiger milk, and that's the only thing that soothes my shaving rash.
Krusty Now, get on your skates. You're on in five!
Task: Make Krusty Prepare for a Show (8h, Krusty's Kristmas on Ice)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10