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| − | + | {{qf|[[Akira Kurosawa]]}} We practice karate, so that we never need use it. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks? | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!" | ||
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| + | {{qf|Man}} Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh. | ||
| + | {{qf|Man}} Just stamp the ticket. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Oh, okay. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Ned}} Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I know. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Why not? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} I sold it to you for seven cents. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me. | ||
| + | :''[Homer bursts into tears.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} It's all my fault! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} No, it's not! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Yes, it is! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No, I was a swine! ''[He and Ned hug and cry]'' Listen, Flanders, you still have that store? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} For two more days. Then it becomes {{W|United States Libertarian Party|Libertarian Party}} Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Flanders, you open that store tomorrow. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Homer, there's no point! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I said do it! | ||
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| + | :''[Homer is on the phone.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need ''you'' to do a favor for me! | ||
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- Akira Kurosawa: We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
- Bart: Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?
- Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"
- Man: Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
- Ned: Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
- Man: Just stamp the ticket.
- Ned: Oh, okay.
- Ned: Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
- Homer: I know.
- Ned: You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
- Homer: Why not?
- Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
- Homer: Oh.
- Ned: You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
- [Homer bursts into tears.]
- Homer: It's all my fault!
- Ned: No, it's not!
- Homer: Yes, it is!
- Ned: No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
- Homer: No, I was a swine! [He and Ned hug and cry] Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
- Ned: For two more days. Then it becomes Libertarian Party Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
- Homer: Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
- Ned: Homer, there's no point!
- Homer: I said do it!
- [Homer is on the phone.]
- Homer: Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favor for me!
