Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw

Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 9 Update: Fears of a Clown Required characters: Lisa, Homer Optional characters: Marge, Skinner, Little Debbie Dimples, Clown Principal Krusty, Clown Bart, Judge Snyder, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): WrongSideOfTheHawHaw ID(s): 277013 - 277018 Previous quest(s): Belly Up Next quest(s): Head Over Banana Peels

Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between February 25, 2024 and March 13, 2024 Did you hear about the Springfield versus Krusty lawsuit? The one that claims that Krusty Burger patties don't qualify as meat? No, the one that claims that the Clowning Arts don't qualify as educational. Huh. I wonder who filed it? That would be me. Clowning's got no business in a school curriculum. That seems extreme. Also, what are you doing in our kitchen? The school board won't let us serve Krusty Burgers in the cafeteria, so I need to borrow your mother's recipe file. Task: "Collect Unicycles" (x115). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). Task: "Make Lisa Back Away". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Sort Recipe Cards". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Review Marge's Recipe File". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Look, Skinner, I know that you and I don't see eye-to-eye all the time. Or, well, ever. But you gotta drop this lawsuit. No can do, Simpson. Clowns can't be trusted. And it's not up to me. Reverend Lovejoy and Chief Wiggum are also part of the suit on behalf of church and state. The road to Hell is paved with clowning. In the form of banana peels of sin. And Hell is controlled by Satan — the Clown Prince of...Clowning. Lookit kid, clowning is a gateway drug. And that leads to real drugs. And real gateways. Probably. Face paint tastes like asbestos! You see? The gateways are already open! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Pie Wall

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Well, we had a good run, but it looks like it's time to pack it in. You mean you're just going to give up? Seems logical. Have you seen the rent on this school? So this was just about the money, huh? Look, the whole town is against me. What do you expect me to do? I expect you to fight for all the future clowns in this city. Isn't that what we set out to do in the first place? Actually I thought maybe we'd get lucky along the way. *winks* *glares at Krusty* And fight for all the future clowns in this city. Task: "Collect Unicycles" (x115). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Little Debbie Dimples is owned: Task: "Make Little Debbie Dimples Encourage Krusty". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Consider His Options". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Show Up Unannounced". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Krusty, what's it gonna take to keep this school open and Bart out of my house? I dunno, an act of God? Nope. I already called dibs on Him to help me close the school. You, Clown Face, is your school still accepting students? Sorry, Rainy, enrollment's closed. I've got money problems the size of SBF and SVB put together. How many zeros do I have to put on this check to make things right? Uh...six? Nine! Was that a counteroffer or are you saying no? *writes out check* Here's half a million. Work with it. *looking up in the sky* Hey, what's the big idea? What can I say? I like his movies. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Clown Bus

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 This is my son, Dieter. His therapist's psychologist says he needs to spend more time around normal kids. Dad, these kids smell like off-brand clothes. Homer, I told you not to buy my clothes from CostMo. Your mother says that's the only place that sells red shirts and blue shorts by the barrel. C'mon, Debbie, it's time to fight City Hall. Or at least County Courthouse. I always get those two buildings confused. I'm so proud of you. I knew you'd do the right thing. If, by the "right thing" you mean cashing Wolfcastle's check, then I'll do the right thing every time. Task: "Collect Unicycles" (x155). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Head to Court". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Little Debbie Dimples is owned: Task: "Make Little Debbie Dimples Follow Krusty". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Smell His Clothes". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Be Oblivious to Shame". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Now hearing the case of Springfield versus Krusty. This isn't about the Krusty Burger thing again, is it? Not this time, your honor. This is about my School for the Clowning Arts. That's right, your honor. My clients contend that Krusty's curriculum of clowning, capering, and general jestering does not qualify as educational. Therefore, they request you to revoke the school's license. I see. In that case, I call for a trial by amusement. Trial by amusement!? What's that? The plaintiffs claim that clowning isn't educational. But if you can get them to laugh, you will have taught them a valuable lesson, and, ipso facto, I will dismiss the case. With all due respect, Judge, is this...uh...legal? I said, "ipso facto". Task: "Collect Unicycles" (x115). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Nod Approvingly". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Scratch His Head". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Judge Snyder is owned: Task: "Make Judge Snyder Think of Crazier Verdicts". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krusty's Stunt Doubles Autograph Booth

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Okay, kids, you heard the judge — it's showtime! Are we really going to participate in this trial by amusement? It's that or close down the school. Please don't close down the school. Please oh please oh please oh please... I'll tell you one thing: I'm not going back to six kid birthday parties per weekend. I hate kids. No offense, kids. Do I have to do anything, or can I just record this on my phone for TMZ? With what your father paid, you're gonna be front and center. *crosses arms* Ugh, nepo babies have it so rough. Tell me about it. Task: "Collect Unicycles" (x195). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Prepare for Trial". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Little Debbie Dimples is owned: Task: "Make Little Debbie Dimples Prepare for Trial". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Continue Begging". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studio Office, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Ms. Coco

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Check Bike Stores for Unicycles Homer, Marge, Lisa, Grampa, Rev. Lovejoy, Wiggum, Skinner, Willie 4h Armistead's Mopeds, Simpson and Grandson Bike Customizing, Brown House 5, 45 Buy Brand New Unicycles Dieter Wolfcastle, Clown Bart, Clown Principal Krusty, Ring-A-Ling, The Flying Giuseppe Hello Krusty, Heyus Heyus, School for the Clowning Arts, Brown House 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Fears of a Clown quests
Belly Up • More Pie Than Wool • Class Clown • Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw • Trial by Ire • Head Over Banana Peels
Clown Principal Krusty	Tricks of the Dismayed
The Flying Giuseppe	Aiming Pie
Little Debbie Dimples	Curtain Call
Clown Bart	On-the-Job Straining
Ring-A-Ling	Three-Sting Circus
Dieter Wolfcastle	Dollars and Dazzle
Ms. Coco	Teacher's Fret
Leaky Pants	Cuisine Capers
Valentine's 2024 Promotion
Love is Resigned
Cupid Bart	Love at First Smite