| Tricks of the Dismayed
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Tricks of the Dismayed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update. It requires Clown Principal Krusty to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Miss Hoover, thank you for allowing me to recruit— I mean, visit your classroom today. My school's attendance is down, and papa needs a new pair of clown shoes!
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Whatever. You can visit anytime if it gives me a break from these little monsters. *takes a sip from a flask*
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Hey hey kids, have you all heard of my School for the Clowning Arts?
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*raises hand* Krusty?
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Yes, dear. Do you want a bawoon animal?
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No. I don't want a baLLoon animal. I want to know if you believe that clowns have a moral obligation to raise awareness of the climate crisis and other problems that await the children for whom they perform.
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Uhh, I think that's a personal matter between a child and their clown. So, who wants to see me do cartwheels?
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That answer sounds like an evasion that you—
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Ooh! Cartwheels!
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Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Teach Cartwheels". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Not Get an Answer". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Clap His Hands". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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That's enough of that. Who wants to see me do something that requires much less exertion?
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I do! I do!
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Kid, do you know what "exertion" even means?
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...I do! I do!
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Okay, here's the lowest energy bit I know.
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Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Mime". The job takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Be Blown Away". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Krusty gets trapped inside invisible boxes, just like me.
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You know kid, I could use a shrewd judge of clowncraft like yourself at my school.
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Will there be invisible boxes?
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Uh...I haven't seen any.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Who else wants to join my School for the Clowning Arts?
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I might be interested, but only if you can demonstrate how clowning benefits mankind.
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What's that? You want to see my performing tiger?! *laughs*
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I said nothing of the sort. It's cruel to keep animals caged for our amusement.
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Well then let's let him out, shall we? *opens tiger cage*
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Is part of his performance to jump out the open window where the fourth graders are having recess?
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Maybe I should have thought that stunt out better.
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Ah well. We'll have a new class of fourth graders next year. *takes another sip from her flask*
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Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Panic". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Call for Backup". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Shelbyville Elementary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I repeat, we've got a code 10-91L!
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Chief, code 10-91L is a leash law violation.
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I don't see that tiger wearing a leash, Lou. Do you?
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Is releasing the tiger some kind of metaphor for breaking the shackles of society?
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No, it's a metaphor for me getting screwed. Do you know how much that tiger cost?
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Not nearly as much as the animal rescue team is gonna run you.
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I did get one kid to sign up, so today wasn't a total bust.
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This tiger's breath smells like tiger food.
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I stand corrected.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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