| Cuisine Capers
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Cuisine Capers is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update. It requires Leaky Pants to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark
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Welcome to Mussel & Flanks, home of the juggling jambalaya. May I take your order?
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I'll have the carnival chicken with a side of big top tater tots.
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Very good, sir. Would you be interested in today's special, the cotton candy capellini?
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Well, it is a cheat day for me so, yes, two orders please.
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Task: "Make Leaky Pants Prepare Dinner". The job takes 4 hours.
If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Love Weeklong Cheat Days". The job takes place at Mussel & Flanks and takes 4 hours.
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While I admire your whimsical approach to grating the cheese into my pasta, it resulted in a layer of dandruff on my appetizer.
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But I wear a hair net. Surely that's your dandruff.
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I believe the words you're looking for are "the customer is always right", and "your meal is on the house".
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You know, a man of your girth should know not to directly upset a waiter before he's finished handling your food.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark
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What's up with all the angry diners at Mussel & Flanks lately?
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Valentine's Day is hard on a lot of people. Also, I picked most of their pockets, so that probably doesn't help.
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I've been on my feet all day. I'm gonna treat myself to a new pair of orthopedic clown shoes.
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*glares at Scuzzo* So, can I have my wallet back?
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Sorry, force of habit.
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If Scuzzo the Clown is owned: Task: "Make Scuzzo the Clown Return the Wallet". The job takes place at Mussel & Flanks and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Leaky Pants Try Big Shoes". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Leaky Pants' exclamation mark
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Sorry for being late. You wouldn't believe how much wind I had to walk against.
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You know that mime excuses don't count. I'll have to dock your pay.
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I only make minimum wage, what's there to dock?
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That attitude will cost you your employee discount.
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You think I'd actually eat here? If I wanted to get ptomaine, I'd go to the Frying Dutchman.
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Arrr! I run a ship-shape, salmonella-only establishment!
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Task: "Make Leaky Pants Get Belittled". The job takes place at Mussel & Flanks and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Record and Upload it to ViewTube". The job takes place at Mussel & Flanks and takes 4 hours.
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I can't believe you'd treat an employee like that!
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What's he gonna do about it? Report me to H.R.? News flash, we don't have H.R.
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Well, here's a news flash for you... I just recorded that entire exchange and uploaded it to ViewTube.
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You did?
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Yep, and now I'll bet you're the one who's going to get reported to H.R. Assuming you get one.
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Fine. I quit. Congratulations, Leaky Pants, you're in charge.
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Alright! Things are finally looking up for me.
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Excuse me, I'm here for the All You Can Stomach Buffet.
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I spoke too soon.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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