| Dollars and Dazzle
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Dollars and Dazzle is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update. It requires Dieter Wolfcastle to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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How is your clown training going, son?
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It's lame.
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That's what you said about the sports car I just bought you.
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That was lame, too. All my friends drive helicopters. Or they will when they're old enough to drive.
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Enough whining. Show me what you've learned or I will take away your solid gold smart phone.
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You're bluffing. If you did that, you'd have no way to track me.
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Wrong. You have a microchip embedded in your spine.
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It is also a detonator.
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I'll be good!
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Task: "Make Dieter Wolfcastle Play Saxophones". The job takes 4 hours.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Nod Along". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or Hello Krusty and takes 4 hours.
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That big check I wrote to your clown school is paying off.
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Pfft, all you did was bribe the principal. I'm the one that has to learn stuff. This isn't fair.
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Have I shown you the detonator app on my phone?
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I mean...you're the best dad ever!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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You've got the moves, now we just need to find your look.
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What's wrong with my look?
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You need a new style, like when I transitioned to comedy movies and I wore tiny hats.
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Your comedies were lame.
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Again with the lame. "McBain: Laugh or Die" was hilarious, according to the Rotten Potatoes website that my publicists run.
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Fine. It's been over an hour since you bought me something so whatever.
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Task: "Make Dieter Wolfcastle Try Different Hats". The job takes 4 hours.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Read His Comedy Reviews". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or Hello Krusty and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Dieter Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
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Dieter, your principal called and said you quit clown school. What is the meaning of this?
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Clowning just isn't for me, Dad. I want to be taken seriously, so I'm joining the A.V. Club.
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You mean the club full of wussies and nerds?
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I thought you'd be proud of me. Weren't you in the A.V. Club when you were my age?
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Yah, but at my school "A.V." stood for "Austrian Vunderkinds".
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Task: "Make Dieter Wolfcastle Call His Dad Lame". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or Hello Krusty and takes 4 hours.
If Wolfcastle is owned: Task: "Make Wolfcastle Give Up". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or Hello Krusty and takes 4 hours.
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Dieter, I'm tired of all this fighting. If you want to join your little nerd club, then so be it.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Now come and let my muscles hug you.
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Uhh, Dad, it's hard to breathe when you squeeze me like that.
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Shhh. Just let the steroids work their healing magic, son.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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