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More Pie Than Wool is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After completing Belly Up
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Look, Krusty, I'm not in the entertainment industry but even I know that kids don't watch TV anymore. They only watch streaming services.
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Then why am I losing money on Krust+?
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Maybe people just don't want to sign up for another streaming subscription. I know I don't.
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But why are we not getting hits on the free clips on KrusTube?
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People probably want shorter videos. I know I do.
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Then surely KrusTok must be the next big thing.
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Isn't that being used by the Chinese to spy on people?
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...I know I am.
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Task: "Collect Clown Horns" (x115).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
Task: "Make Krusty Begin to Despair". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lindsey Naegle is owned: Task: "Make Lindsey Naegle Pretend to Sympathize". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Pie-apult
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| After completing Pt. 1
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I've officially hit rock bottom.
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I sympathize Krusty, I really do but, if you're not drinking...get the hell out.
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What are you talking about? To me, hitting rock bottom means more drinking. Gimme your highest proof, lowest priced hooch. Got any Absolut Krusty?
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The health department won't let me serve that stuff. If you wanna drink that, you gotta go to Mussel & Flanks...
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But no one with even a shred of self-respect would go there— Hey, where did he go?
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Welcome to Mussel & Flanks, Krusty. About time you turned up here.
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Leaky Pants?! Times must be really tough if you're drinking here.
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Actually, I'm working here.
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Then I don't feel so bad.
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Don't get me wrong. I'm also drinking here.
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Task: "Collect Clown Horns" (x115).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
Task: "Make Krusty Wallow in Shame". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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What's with the short videos these *hic* kids watch anyway? I mean, I like beer nuts as much as the next guy but you need a full meal every so often, too.
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I think you have to keep things quick or you risk losing your viewers. You know what I mean—
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MORE BEER NUTS!
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Yeah, you know what I mean.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Kid Wall
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Krusty, is that you?
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I hope so. These are my pants and I better be in 'em. *hic*
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It's me, Little Debbie Dimples.
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Debbie? Little Debbie Dimples? Is that you?
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I just said it was, Pie Puss.
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Oh, Debbie, everything was going great for me and then I was told something that made me want to end it all.
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It can't be that bad. Quit clownin' around.
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That's what I was told!
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Task: "Collect Clown Horns" (x155).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
Task: "Make Krusty Sober Up". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Debbie, I haven't seen you since the last time my show ended with no applause and my agent told me it was because kids don't watch TV anymore.
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Oh, I don't think that happened exactly like that.
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Sure it did. I came here to Mussel & Flanks to commiserate, and we discovered that Leaky Pants was a waiter. It's total déjà vu.
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Krusty, I think you've had too much to drink.
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Or not enough.
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You're both right! *gulp*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After completing Pt. 3
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This day can't get any worse. I'm broke, unemployed, drunk...
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And boring, don't forget boring.
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Hey! I'm just monologuing to work things out!
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Well, you're not going to solve your problems by drinking the swill I've been serving you.
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Sure I am. I do my best thinking when I'm sauced.
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Maybe, but we're all out of swill.
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Aughhh! This day CAN get worse.
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Task: "Collect Clown Horns" (x115).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
Task: "Make Krusty Get an Idea". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Clown Car
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| After completing Pt. 4
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I know what to do! Why don't you open a private school for clowning.
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That's a great idea, Debbie. And it's sure to generate a new and original storyline.
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Wait, I'm getting that sense of déjà vu again. I really feel like this all happened before.
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*dangles pocket watch* When I snap my fingers you will forget everything about what happened before and sober up. *snaps fingers*
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I still remember everything.
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I was talking to the player.
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Task: "Collect Clown Horns" (x195).
Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5).
Task: "Make Krusty Open a Clowning School". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I present to you the Herschel Krustofsky's School for the Clowning Arts!
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Why isn't my name on the sign?
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Why should your name be on the sign?
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It was my idea.
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Hey, sign guy, can you add another name?
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Sorry pal-ey, this is the same sign we used last time.
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You heard the man, Debbie.
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Sure, when it's to your advantage, then you don't care about the déjà vu.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Little Debbie Dimples
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Attend Circuses for Clown Horns
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Homer, Marge, Lisa, Grampa, Rev. Lovejoy, Wiggum, Skinner, Willie
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4h
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Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Carnival Camp, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Brown House
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 5, 45
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| Order Mint Clown Horns
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Clown Principal Krusty, The Flying Giuseppe
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Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, Brown House
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8, 70
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