Class Clown

For the book, see Bart Simpson: Class Clown.

Class Clown

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 9 Update: Fears of a Clown Required characters: Homer Optional characters: Clown Principal Krusty, Clown Bart, Sophie Krustofsky, Sideshow Mel, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): ClassClown ID(s): 277007 - 277012 Previous quest(s): Belly Up Next quest(s): Head Over Banana Peels

Class Clown is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Fears of a Clown content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between February 16, 2024 and March 13, 2024 Who knew we'd have this many students enroll so quickly? And who knew there was someone dumb enough to watch Bart all day long. Krusty, I want you to know that I'm gonna be your best student. Yeah, why's that? Well, that's what happened last time, so I just assumed— Don't make me call Mesmerino on you, too, kid. Task: "Collect Squirting Flowers" (x115). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Review Admissions". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Dance All the Way Home". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. We only have space for one more applicant. Hi, Dad. Sophie?! What are you doing here? And more importantly, is your mother here? Because if she is, then I need to leave the country immediately. Mom's not here. Though she did say that enrolling in your school was a terrible idea. Then why are you doing it? Well, I AM your daughter. And you're genetically bound to come up with terrible ideas? No! I thought this might be a way for us to connect. Oh! *thinks* I guess it can be both things. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Dunk Tank

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Here are the results from your first tests, students. An F? What the heck is this? You're looking at straight-A clown material here, Krusty. Maybe, but you're a terrible student. You didn't even take the test. You just handed me a piece of paper that said "Nailed it". What about me? I aced that test, and you gave me an F. I didn't want to show nepotism, okay? You're my daughter. How would it look if I gave you an A? It would look like I did well on the test. Fine, I'll change your grade to an A. Happy? Hey! That's nepotism! See? Task: "Collect Squirting Flowers" (x155). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Keep Changing Grades". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Get Frustrated". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Get Frustrated". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Tell Krusty "No Backsies"". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Looks like we're at the bottom of the class, Bart. I'm used to this at regular school, but I thought I was gonna be a clown star. You know what they say: When the going gets tough— Quit! Ha! You're right! You do have a great sense of humor— Oh, you were serious. Quest reward: 100 and 10 The Clown Plaza Hotel

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 If you balance in a perpetual back and forth motion, you'll never fall off that unicycle. And if you put some cement in that cream pie crust, it will give you distance when you throw it. But won't the extra weight injure the person I throw it at? I've never had any complaints. Try throwing one at Homer. If you say so. *throws pie at Homer* D'oh! Uh oh. He's not getting up. D'you think I hurt him? Nah, I've seen his face take way more punishment than that when he shaves in the morning. Let's go ace our clown tests! Task: "Collect Squirting Flowers" (x155). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Ace His Clown Test". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Ace Her Clown Test". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Stay Unconscious". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 1

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Wow, our first A's! I know! Thanks for your help. *takes Bart's hand* Guh... Bart, are you blushing? What? No! This is just my expired clown makeup going bad. I better go put on a fresh coat. Task: "Collect Squirting Flowers" (x115). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Sophie Krustofsky is owned: Task: "Make Sophie Krustofsky Tease Bart". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Clown Bart is owned: Task: "Make Clown Bart Put on More Makeup". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Still Be Unconscious". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Hey Bart, after school do you want to come over to my house and practice trust pratfalls? Would I?! I just got a new butt cushion. And you can borrow it. Hey hey! Are you two flirting in my class? Oh, please, don't be such a fuddy daddy. I...you...we... I'll handle this, Krusty. Listen up, you two. There's no room for romance in clowning. It's all about the work. Then why do they call not working "clowning around"? Don't you mouth off to me, Buster Brat. In fact, you two are only allowed to mime until the end of class. ... And middle fingers don't count as mime! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krusty Stage

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 You should have seen her, Mel. Debbie was great! I think I may be falling head-over-floppy-shoes for her. Now Krusty, be careful. Need I remind you of the immortal lyrics to the song "Circus Ladies". "If you like it then you shoulda put three-rings on it." I know, but... She's not some sideshow strumpet to whom you can just honk her horns, spray your seltzer, and blow the big top. You can't just say "Yuk, yuk, thanks for the—" I get it, I get it! Task: "Collect Squirting Flowers" (x195). Task: "Watch Clown Performances" (x5). If Clown Principal Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Clown Principal Krusty Keep Pining for Debbie". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Sideshow Mel is owned: Task: "Make Sideshow Mel Go On Too Long". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Go Pick Up Bart". The job takes place at School for the Clowning Arts, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. I'm here to pick up Bart. Also, some guy out front told me to give you this. *hands Krusty a piece of paper* This is a subpoena from the City of Springfield! They're going to shut down the school because they say clowning doesn't qualify as educational. What?! Oh no! That's terrible! They can't do that! Why are you getting so worked up? Because if this place shuts down, I'll have to go back to parenting Bart. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Krustylu Studio Office

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Look for Spare Squirting Flowers Homer, Marge, Lisa, Grampa, Rev. Lovejoy, Wiggum, Skinner, Willie 4h Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, Brown House 5, 45 Raid Studios for Squirting Flowers Clown Bart, Clown Principal Krusty, The Flying Giuseppe School for the Clowning Arts, Brown House 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Fears of a Clown quests
Belly Up • More Pie Than Wool • Class Clown • Wrong Side of the Haw-Haw • Trial by Ire • Head Over Banana Peels
Clown Principal Krusty	Tricks of the Dismayed
The Flying Giuseppe	Aiming Pie
Little Debbie Dimples	Curtain Call
Clown Bart	On-the-Job Straining
Ring-A-Ling	Three-Sting Circus
Dieter Wolfcastle	Dollars and Dazzle
Ms. Coco	Teacher's Fret
Leaky Pants	Cuisine Capers
Valentine's 2024 Promotion
Love is Resigned
Cupid Bart	Love at First Smite