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Bored Walk[edit]

"Just because he stinks, doesn't mean he shouldn't practice proper skateboarding safety."
Dolph Starbeam[src]

-- Mythigator (talk) 15:09, August 26, 2014 (EDT)

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The Comic Cover Caper![edit]

"Milhouse! You're going to summer school? I thought you passed!"
Bart Simpson
"I did, but my mom is sending me anyway. She says having me around the house all summer makes her plants die."
Milhouse[src]

Others are pretty bad, sorry, AleWi - I like this one though. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 03:53, 13 June 2013 (EDT)

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  1. Nice one! -- Mythigator 09:01, 13 June 2013 (EDT)
  2. We really need to clear out the failed submissions. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 11:46, 13 June 2013 (EDT)

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Yes, Flanders, There is a Santa Claus[edit]

"Uh-oh. I know that devious look."
Lisa
"Yes, but this time I'll use my evil genius for good!"
Bart[src]

-- Mythigator 22:29, 17 May 2013 (EDT)

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  1. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 09:48, 4 June 2013 (EDT)

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"Cyrano de Bart"[edit]

"Milhouse, are you feeling okay?"
Lisa
"Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure."
Milhouse
"You don't play the sax."
Lisa[src] /AleWi 10:35, 16 April 2013 (EDT)

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OK quote. -- Mythigator 08:53, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

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The Willful Will![edit]

"Punchin' people when ya go Christmas carolin' ain't gonna get you no cookies. Just a lotta court orders."
Moe Szyslak[src]

-- Mythigator 20:47, 5 February 2013 (EST)

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  1. lol --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 10:18, 6 February 2013 (EST)

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Good Cop, Bart Cop![edit]

"Kid cops? Now I've seen everything!"
Michael D'Amico
"Have you ever seen a flying puppy sneeze rainbows?"
Ralph Wiggum
"What? No!'"
―Michael
"Then I guess you haven't seen everything!"
―Ralph
"Huh? What's wrong with you?"
―Michael[src]

A bit of a longer one, but I really like this exchange. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 10:18, 6 February 2013 (EST)

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  1. Me not like a Ralph quote? That's unpossible! -- Mythigator 21:38, 9 February 2013 (EST)
  2. --Cook879 12:49, 4 March 2013 (EST)

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  • Minor thing, but is there any way to deal with those extra bolded apostrophes after Michael's second line? The same thing popped up when I tried italicizing the word "kid" in the first line. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 00:49, 10 February 2013 (EST)

The Iceman Cometh[edit]

"Calm, mes amis. Let's solve this in a judicious way."
Martin
"I'll bash your head in a jupuci ... jucidip ... judidici ... whatever you said way!"
Kearney[src]

Nice exchange between two characters who don't get a lot of face time. -- Mythigator 01:51, 8 December 2012 (EST)

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  1. ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 04:10, 15 December 2012 (EST)

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Everybody Really Hates Bart[edit]

"Bart, you are denser than osmium."
Lisa
"Meh. I can't be offended by what I don't understand."
Bart[src]

A short and "self-contained" quote, and a nice bit of word-sparring between Bart and Lisa. -- Mythigator 09:06, 3 August 2012 (EDT)

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  1. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
  2. ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 13:59, 1 January 2013 (EST)
  3. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 02:10, 2 January 2013 (EST)

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Homer Simpson: Canine Decoder[edit]

"I'm worried about how aggressive he's getting. We may have to kennel him until we find out what's wrong."
Marge
"Which one? Homer or Santa's Little Helper?"
Bart[src]

Another nice self-contained quote; captures Marge's worrying tendencies, Homer's occasional brutishness, and Bart's brattiness. -- Mythigator 09:22, 20 November 2012 (EST)

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  1. --Cook879 15:31, 30 November 2012 (EST)
  2. Funny quote! ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 16:03, 30 November 2012 (EST)
  3. AleWi, why do you bother? --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 17:36, 30 November 2012 (EST)
  4. Slim pickings this time around. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 22:13, 30 November 2012 (EST)
  5. You might even say it's "doggone" good. --Will Kilgour (talk) 05:09, 1 December 2012 (EST)

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Free Range[edit]

"Jimbo, do you and your friend like wieners?"
Carol Jones
"Yeah, Mom. And if you wanna call 'em hot dogs next time, that's cool, too."
Jimbo Jones[src]

A nice bit of wordplay, and involving characters who don't get much "face time" in our featured content. -- Mythigator 09:35, 7 September 2012 (EDT)

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  1. I really liked this comic for giving Dolph more face time. And for not making Carol a prostitute. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

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Bartman Beyond[edit]

"Chief Wiggum, you've failed the city you swore to protect!"
Sideshow Bob, masquerading as Bartman from the future
"Now see here! I didn't swear to any such thing. And if I did, it was just an empty promise!"
Chief Wiggum[src]

I like this one, it's classic Wiggum. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 00:21, 21 September 2012 (EDT)

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  1. Nnnniiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee!!! Definitely a classic Clancy quote. -- Mythigator 09:30, 29 September 2012 (EDT)
  2. --Cook879 10:30, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

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Freezer Burns[edit]

"Know that these "rolling freeze-outs" are largely the result of a power plant mismanagement..."
Mr. Burns
"This won't stand! My dad works at that plant, and he'll do something!"
Bart
"...caused by an employee in Sector 7G who hasn't been to work because he didn't want to get out of bed this week."
―Mr. Burns
"Never mind."
―Bart[src]

This quote is quite long, but also good. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:11, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

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  1. WebkinzMania 13:23, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
  2. On the longish side, but the payoff is worth waiting for. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

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  • This is about as long as a quote can get and still work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator 11:09, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

"The Exorsister!"[edit]

"Mom, can I be a Ninja Assassin when I grow up?"
Bart Simpson[src] /AleWi 12:01, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

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  1. Yep. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 14:48, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
  2. --Cook879 17:56, 27 July 2012 (EDT)
  3. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 13:34, 28 July 2012 (EDT)

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Bring Your Parents to School Day[edit]

"Help, Bart! Help! I'm stuck, and I have to go to the little boys' room!"
Homer

A funny quote from the Quotes tab! ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 12:32, 28 May 2012 (EDT)

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  1. WebkinzMania 13:23, 28 May 2012 (EDT)
  2. Suppose it's good. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:06, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

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