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Elton John is an English singer, pianist and composer.
Elton John ended up landing at Springfield's airport as the chandelier in his private jet had malfunctioned. At the time, Apu had been upstaging every man in town with elaborate Valentine's Day gifts to Manjula, and Homer had followed him to the airport to see what he was doing next. Consequently, when Homer saw John getting off his plane, he thought that his being in Springfield was yet another gift from Apu. Homer then shoved John into a dog cage to keep Apu from seeing him. John, for his part, thought he was being pranked or had blundered into a fraternity-style initiation and took being shut in the cage in good fun.
However, Homer was completely mistaken. Apu's purpose for being at the airport was to hire the skywriter Fantastic Dan to write "I Love You Manjula" in the sky. While Apu met with Dan, Elton John chewed his way out of the cage, and Homer caught up to Apu. Homer then realized that the skywriting was the real gift and snuck onto Dan's airplane to stop it. Elton John met up with Apu on the runway, and the two narrowly escaped being run over by Dan's airplane as Homer and Dan fought on board while Dan was trying to take off. The fight continued in the air, and Dan ended up writing "I Love You" followed by a blob that looked like a star, which made every woman in Springfield think that her husband had arranged for the skywriting...
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Greg is a professor of Gender Criticism at New York University and the counselor for Man Camp and Boys Camp.
Many of the men and boys of Springfield went to Man Camp and Boys Camp after Amazon Alexa recommended they all go. Greg was the counselor there, and he told everyone that the American male was in crisis. He then said he would help them explore their feelings. Greg then took the men to their first lesson, learning to talk politely to women. After the lesson, he asked Homer to give him a hug but was disappointed in his attempt.
Greg took the men who needed the most work to Pussy Willows, a remedial camp for men. There, he had them trained by Coach Krupt. At the Boys Camp, Greg lectured the children on their reliance on phones. When Dolph tried to throw a water balloon at Greg, Greg caught it and threw it back at Dolph. Nelson then tried to give Greg a wedgie, but Greg turned it around and gave Nelson a wedgie instead. Bart then tried to give Greg attitude, but Greg just took his phone and threw it into the stream. Greg then answered a phone call from his mother, who wanted to talk to him about buying things with the money he sent her...
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Today is February 15.
On this day...
- 1948: Art Spiegelman, cartoonist and guest star, was born.
- 1954: Matt Groening, The Simpsons creator and executive producer, was born.
- 1959: Les Dorscheid, artist, was born.
- 1970: Shepard Fairey, artist and guest star, was born.
- 1986: Amber Riley, actress and guest star, was born.
- 1998: "Das Bus" aired for the first time.
- 2004: "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" aired for the first time.
- 2005: Simpsons Comics Barn Burner was released.
- 2009: "Take My Life, Please" aired for the first time.
- 2012: Simpsons Comics #187 was released.
- 2015: "My Fare Lady" aired for the first time.
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