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The Shifting Drifts
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: A Christmas Peril
Required characters: Lisa
Optional characters: Bart, Milhouse, Mr. Plow, Plow King, Marge, Mr. Burns, Smithers, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): TheShiftingDrifts
ID(s): 263006 - 263010
Previous quest(s): The First Few Flakes
Next quest(s): The Storm Finally Breaks


The Shifting Drifts is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Christmas Peril content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between December 16, 2022 and January 11, 2023
Snow Day Bart All right, Milhouse. We've got the day off, so let's make sure we spend it well.
Milhouse What did you have in mind?
Snow Day Bart Android's Dungeon, obviously.
Milhouse Awesome!
Marge Bart! If you're going out, take Lisa with you.
Snow Day Bart - Annoyed But Mom, Lisa's such a downer on snow days.
Marge I know, but her pacing is going to make a rut in the carpet in her bedroom.
Snow Day Bart - Annoyed Fine. Milhouse, you're in charge of her.
Milhouse - Excited Me? In charge of Lisa? *faints*
Snow Day Bart - Annoyed This day just keeps getting worse.
Task: "Collect Earmuffs" (x155).
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Go to Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Get Dragged to Android's Dungeon". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
If Milhouse is owned: Task: "Make Milhouse Regain Consciousness". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Snow Day Bart - Confused Whoa, what happened? Where are all the comics?
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed They have been returned to hermetically-sealed storage, where they cannot be damaged by wet, slushy hands.
Milhouse - Confused And what's with all the mugs? And ugly mittens?
Comic Book Guy - Exhausted Welcome to The Android's Mittens & Mugs, where you can find a novelty mug or pair of mittens to match your greatest fantasies and desires.
Snow Day Bart - Confused Why would you do such a thing?
Comic Book Guy - Angry Someone has purchased this building and changed the terms of my lease, stipulating that I must sell tacky mugs and mittens. As well as my soul.
Snow Day Bart That's rough, dude.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed So, unless you wish to purchase something overpriced or useless, I must ask you to vacate the premises.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Android's Mittens & Mugs

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Snow Day Lisa - Confused Hey, Bart, have you noticed that a lot of the stores around the city seem different today?
Snow Day Bart - Confused What do you mean?
Snow Day Lisa - Thoughtful Well, Android's Dungeon changing to a Mittens and Mugs shop was weird, but it's not the only one. The Krusty Burger seems to be more Christmassy than normal.
Snow Day Bart Come on, Lisa. That's just a seasonal thing. Like how it's "Krusty Murder" around Halloween.
Snow Day Lisa - Thoughtful Sure, the outside décor changes every year, but when was the last time it smelled like they were actually cooking meat in there?
Snow Day Bart - Confused Wait, what? *sniffs* That's weird. It smells...what's the word? ...delicious!
Task: "Collect Earmuffs" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Investigate Businesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Go to Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 4 hours.
Snow Day Bart I don't know what's going on, but I hope it's permanent. This is the best Krusty Burger I've ever had.
Snow Day Lisa While you were stuffing your face with dead animal meat, I found another ten businesses that have been bought out in the past few days.
Snow Day Bart - Confused So?
Snow Day Lisa So, none of them know exactly who bought them but all of them are making changes to their business model.
Snow Day Bart - Confused So?
Snow Day Lisa So, a mysterious figure who has enough money to buy up a bunch of businesses and make big changes just as a huge storm is about to hit town?
Snow Day Bart Well, when you put it like that...
Snow Day Bart - Confused ...So?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Snowed-In Springfield Elementary

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Brockman - TV Although the Mayor has requisitioned additional funds, the city's snowplows won't be able to keep up with the deepening snow.
Quimby - TV Thanks to Fat Tony for helping us – er, um – "requisition" with such a reasonable vig.
Fat Tony - TV Nice city you have here. Shame if something happened to it.
Quimby - TV I implore my fellow Springfielders: Who will step up and help dig out our streets as quickly and cheaply as humanly possible?
Mr. Plow and Plow King Quick and cheap? That's our cue!
Marge - Dreamy Oh, Mr. Plow! After you're finished, keep your jacket on. I have another assignment for you upstairs. *winks*
Plow King I've still got my jacket, too.
Marge - Angry No!
Task: "Collect Earmuffs" (x125).
If Mr. Plow is owned: Task: "Make Mr. Plow Plow the Streets". The job takes place at Mr. Plow's Plow or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Plow King is owned: Task: "Make The Plow King Plow the Streets". The job takes place at Plow King's Plow or Barney's Bowlarama and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Wait Upstairs for Mr. Plow". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Try to Forget What Just Happened". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wish She Was at School". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Plow King - Sad Aww, Homer. We can't keep up with all this snow.
Mr. Plow Don't worry, Barney. I have a foolproof plan that'll fix everything.
Plow King Is it beer?
Mr. Plow No, but that'll be Plan B.
Lisa Dad! I need your help!
Mr. Plow Sorry, Lisa. Daddy's got to find his chainsaw. Have you tried asking your mother?
Lisa - Grossed Out She locked herself in your room.
Mr. Plow Come on, Barney. Let's get this done. I've got an appointment I can't miss.
Plow King You sure I can't help?
Mr. Plow - Angry No!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Mystery Box Token1

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Lisa Okay, Bart. You're going to help me expose the person who's been buying up all the businesses in town.
Bart - Confused Wait, you're coming to me for help?
Lisa - Annoyed I know it feels like admitting defeat, but yes.
Bart - Determined Luckily for you, I've already figured out who it is.
Lisa - Confused Really?
Bart - Smug You said it yourself: "A mysterious figure who has enough money to buy up a bunch of businesses and make big changes just as a huge storm is about to hit town."
Lisa - Suspicious You think it's Mr. Burns, don't you?
Bart - Rolling Eyes Of course. He's always behind stuff like this.
Lisa - Sad I really feel like I should have figured this out sooner.
Bart Don't blame yourself. Quest writers need to pad these things out.
Task: "Collect Earmuffs" (x155).
Task: "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". The job takes place at Burns Manor, the Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Keep His Gloating to a Minimum". The job takes place at Burns Manor, the Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Smithers Sir, Homer Simpson's children are here to see you.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Why are you bothering me with this? Have you misplaced the hound-releasing button?
Smithers - Nervous No, sir. But you'll remember that the last time we released the hounds on children, you had to do a month of community service at their orphanage. And then buy it.
Mr. Burns - Sad What is the world coming to when you can't unleash attack beasts on any toddler you come across?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Very well, send them in. But only because it's Christmastime.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Ned's Plow Car

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Lisa - Curious Mr. Burns, why are you buying up all the businesses in town?
Mr. Burns - Shocked Whatever do you mean? Smithers, have I been buying up businesses in my sleep again?
Smithers No, sir. Though I suspect she may be referring to your other problem du jour.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Stop speaking French! But I assume you mean the rascal who's trying to buy the power plant.
Lisa - Confused You're being bought out, too?
Mr. Burns - Angry Heavens, no. I'll never sell.
Bart So, who is this guy?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed A devious old codger hell-bent on causing mischief and mayhem.
Lisa - Worried He sounds awful.
Mr. Burns - Happy Yes, he's my type of businessman. Would you like to meet him?
Bart and Lisa - Shocked He's here?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Yes. He wandered into one of the hall closets, thinking it was a bathroom.
Task: "Collect Earmuffs" (x195).
If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Make Smithers Open Closet Doors". The job takes place at Burns Manor, the Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Smithers is owned: Task: "Make Smithers Open Closet Doors". The job takes place at Burns Manor, the Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Wonder who it Could Be". The job takes place at Burns Manor, the Control Building, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Mr. McGrew Greetings and salutations!
Bart - Laughing It's that goofy guy from the Christmas movie Dad loves!
Mr. McGrew - Happy It's good to meet you! *extends hand to the coatrack* My name is Ebenezer McGrew.
Lisa - Suspicious This has to be a joke.
Mr. McGrew The only joke around here is how many times I had to pull the handle on that commode of yours.
Smithers - Confused *examines closet* That was an umbrella stand.
Mr. Burns - Angry Listen you senile old coot, I want you out of my house!
Mr. McGrew Now, now, young man, I'm not leaving until I meet C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns - Angry I'm C. Montgomery Burns!
Mr. McGrew You are? *blinks his eyes* So you are. Can I get your autograph?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Very well. If it will get you to leave... *signs*
Smithers - Surprised Sir, no!
Mr. McGrew Thank you for your time!
Smithers - Nervous Sir, that was a transfer of ownership!
Mr. Burns - Shocked What?
Mr. McGrew Oh, McGrew, you've done it again!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Mr. McGrew

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Steal Earmuffs From Children Lisa, Bart, Marge, Moe, Ned, Milhouse, Wiggum, Homer 4h Orphanages, Springfield Elementary, Visitable Homes Earmuffs5, XP45
Dig Earmuffs Out of Long-Term Storage The Ghost of Christmas Past, Mr. Costington, Mr. Plow, Plow King, Ebenezer Burns Springfield Storage Locker, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers, Visitable Homes Earmuffs7, XP70
Purchase Trendy Earmuffs The Ghost of Christmas Present, Old Man Winter Appropriations Cultural Artifacts, Banana Dictatorship, Abercrombie & Rich, Carnaby Street, Costington's, Tomorrow's Costington's, Turban Outfitters, Victor's Secret, Spiffany's, Java Server Earmuffs8, XP70