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Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble

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Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Tribal Chief, Ned, Marge, Quimby, Lenny, Apu, Wiggum, Cletus, Krusty, Dr. Hibbert, Comic Book Guy, Grampa, Skinner, Willie, Moe
Previous quest(s): King-Sized Judgement

Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tribal Chief My son, I couldn't help overhearing. Judging this contest is a grave responsibility. I will send you on a vision quest to decide if this task is yours.
Homer Great Tribal Chief, you are noble and true. Hand over the funky peyote and I will go on my trip... I mean "quest."
Tribal Chief The spirits of your ancestors will guide you. Meanwhile, I'll have more time to work on my awesome smoked turkey recipe.
Message The Tribal Chief has returned to Springfield to distract you with a vision quest.
Task: "Make Homer Go on a Vision Quest". The job takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x20).
Homer - Thoughtful What an amazing vision. The spirits showed me a simple path to better health, less drinking, higher income, and a richer and more fulfilling life.
Homer Anyway, back to gobbling massive amounts of turkey.
Message You've unlocked Homer's "Receive a Ghost Heimlich" animated job!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Homer's "Receive a Ghost Heimlich" Animated Job

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Mouth Full Mmm, your smoked turkey is delicious, Tribal Chief. A definite contender.
Lisa Dad, you've already tasted the turkey, why are you eating all the rest of it?
Homer - Mouth Full Tribal Chief told me to.
Tribal Chief Our people believe no part of the animal should go to waste.
Tribal Chief - Sneaky Also, if he fills up on my turkey, maybe he won't have room to eat and judge anyone else's.
Bart You don't know much about my dad, do you?
Lisa - Shocked Oh no! He's choking on the wishbone. Someone save him!
Tribal Chief No, Lisa. Our people believe that when your ancestors call you to the Great Beyond, a brave warrior should go willingly.
Tribal Chief - Sneaky Also, if he dies after judging only my entry I win automatically.
Task: "Make Ghost Homer Give Real Homer a Heimlich". The job takes 3 hours.
Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x80).
Homer Phew, thanks, Ghost Me. You always have our back.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
The Vast Waistband

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Cletus - Smiling How do you lak my turkey, Your Honor?
Homer - Snobby It tastes like a hillbilly.
Cletus - Smiling I soaks it in XXX white lightnin' then cooks it in the barn so it absorbs the aroma of donkey and chicken making.
Brandine Cletus, get yer cookin' stuff out of the barn. Where are the kids supposed to play, do their homework, and sleep?
Quimby The contest is going swimmingly, unlike one of my previous girlfriends. Turkeys are coming in from every Springfielder.
Homer - Serious Then it's time to get serious. Marge, let out my pants.
Marge - Sad I let them out as much as I can. The sewing machine refuses to work when it sees me coming with your pants.
Homer Then it's time to visit the professionals.
Task: "Make Homer Visit the Vast Waistband". The job takes place at The Vast Waistband and takes 7 hours.
Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x70).
Quimby Clear your palate, Judge. We have another truckload of Springfielder turkey incoming.
Homer - Thoughtful A truckload?! This simple dinner table doesn't give me enough range to eat as much and as fast as I need.
Homer However, I have come up with plans for a much more sophisticated device.
Lisa - Nagging It's a circle with little food scribbles on it...
Homer It is a three hundred and sixty degree buffet that I sit inside.
Homer - Dreamy I will have achieved man's greatest dream: to have food coming at him from every direction.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
360 Degree Buffet Table

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Apu As a vegetarian, I cannot cook turkey, but I would like to submit this entry made of Kwik-E-Mart Brand Tofurkey.
Lisa - Curious Why, Apu? Indians don't even celebrate Thanksgiving.
Apu - Happy No, but we are incredibly competitive.
Apu - Embarrassed Also, I am desperate to promote Kwik-E-Mart Tofurkey, because no one on earth is buying it.
Homer - Snobby Fine, place it at position south by southwest on my buffet. That's where the weird indie stuff goes.
Task: "Make Homer Enjoy a 360 Degree Buffet". The job takes place at the 360 Degree Buffet Table and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Gather Drumsticks" (x100).
Homer - Sad I never thought I'd say this, but I only want to eat nine or ten more whole turkeys.
Quimby - Angry No time to wimp out now, Judge. Another container of turkeys is coming off the ship.
Homer - Confused Ship?! I thought this was a Springfield competition.
Quimby - Embarrassed Uh, there were some billionaire contributors to my campaign who demanded a chance to win.
Professor Frink Fret not, Homer. I have an invention that will increase your already impressive rate of gobbling by 200%.
Professor Frink I call it the Turkey Stuffer*. The * indicates that it is not a device for placing stuffing into turkeys, but rather for stuffing turkeys into a human being.
Professor Frink - Happy Like all true science, it is an utter abomination against God's order.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Turkey Stuffer

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Sad I never want to eat another turkey.
Homer - Sad I hate it so much.
Homer - Sad The very thought of turkey sickens me.
Quimby The latest batch is ready for judging.
Homer Hey, where's that machine that helps me gobble turkeys?
Task: "Make Homer Eat Turkey at Maximum Efficiency". The job takes place at the Turkey Stuffer and takes 16 hours.
Quimby Homer, it's time for you to pick the winner of the first and hopefully last ever Springfield Turkey Contest!
Quimby - Confused Homer? Homer?!
Lisa - Annoyed He's asleep. He's eaten so much tryptophan he'll probably be out for a month.
Tribal Chief If the judge can't decide, the winner is the tribal chief who had his turkey eaten first. That's me!
Quimby - Confused I don't recall that rule. But I hate recalls.
Quimby So, like all Springfield contests, the prize goes to the person who cheated hardest.
Message Congratulations on completing Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble! But the story doesn't end here. Check out how King-Size Homer deals with his new girth.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
King-Size Homer