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A Classless Reunion
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A Classless Reunion
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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A Classless Reunion is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Classless Reunion content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After starting the update
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Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion!
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You didn't burn it this time?
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Of course not! There's no way we can miss this.
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I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good...
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It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic!
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Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor!
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More importantly, they're serving roast pig!
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If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates!
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Task: "Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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On a spit! Turning around and around and around...
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*annoyed murmur*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After completing the Intro
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...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
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Are knives and forks included?
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Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So you're coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
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I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
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Well Barn, why don't you show up here at noon instead of five? That'll make up for the time you'll be away at the reunion.
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Noon?! I'm not waking up that early. Besides, I don't want to have to dig out my tux.
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Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
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Oh Homer, I can't do that again! I'm a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!
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Task: "Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Cling To His Dignity". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
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If you do it, I'll buy you a beer.
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DEAL!
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Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
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Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
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How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
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You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
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You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
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Wow. You already finished Homer's?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Reunion Limo
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After completing Pt. 1
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Marge, help me put on this girdle?
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That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
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Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
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And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what's this around your neck?
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It's my bib for the roasted pig – look, it's got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!
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Task: "Make Marge Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
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Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
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SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 PaZIFFic Princess
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After completing Pt. 2
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Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
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At the buffet.
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Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
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I'm sorry sir, the roast pig won't be ready for another hour.
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D'oh!
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Homer, let's dance.
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I'm not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
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Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!
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If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Wait for Homer". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Wait for Food". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x250).
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Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
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Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
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I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
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I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
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I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
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I'm here with Homer!
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Looks like he's busy wooing the roasted pig!
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No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn't ready yet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Reunion Dance Floor
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After completing Pt. 3
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Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
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What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
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Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
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I guess that's the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
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Aw, come here you lovable fool.
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I'll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I've got it! I've got it all, and I'll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
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Comin' through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
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I didn't come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!
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If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Streak". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours. If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 4 hours. Task: "Collect Crowns" (x300).
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The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
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He left!
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Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.
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Message
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You've unlocked Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job
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After completing Pt. 4
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Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
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*ring*
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The pig!
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I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
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Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
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Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
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Looks like we'll be in this line for a while.
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We can dance here.
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Task: "Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away". The job takes place at the Reunion Dance Floor and takes 4 hours.
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We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
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We were dancing!
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Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
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Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
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No! The pig!
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You mouth off like that again and I'll take my business elsewhere! *belch*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Teenage Homer and Prom Time Homer
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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