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A Classless Reunion

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A Classless Reunion
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 20
Update: A Classless Reunion
Required characters: Homer, Marge
Optional characters: Barney, Artie Ziff, See Currency-earning tasks

A Classless Reunion is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Classless Reunion content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

After starting the update
Homer - Happy Marge! We got an invitation to our high school reunion!
Marge - Surprised You didn't burn it this time?
Homer - Proud Of course not! There's no way we can miss this.
Marge I'm surprised you're so into this. Our prom night really wasn't very good...
Homer It was a disaster! You went with Artie Ziff and I had to eat a chicken dinner and a steak dinner all by myself. With no hot sauce. But this reunion has the missing magic!
Marge - Happy Oh Homie, yes! This time it will be you and me, romance on the dance floor!
Homer More importantly, they're serving roast pig!
Homer - Happy If Artie steals you away this time, I'll get two plates!
Task: "Make Homer Dream of Roast Pig". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Drool On a spit! Turning around and around and around...
Marge - Annoyed *annoyed murmur*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro
Homer - Drunk ...And you watch it turn around and around. And then they pile it up and then you eat it.
Barney Are knives and forks included?
Homer Let's not get ahead of ourselves. So you're coming to the reunion tomorrow night?
Barney - Sad I got an invitation, but it interferes with my schedule.
Moe Well Barn, why don't you show up here at noon instead of five? That'll make up for the time you'll be away at the reunion.
Barney - Scared Noon?! I'm not waking up that early. Besides, I don't want to have to dig out my tux.
Homer - Sarcastic Who says you have to wear anything at all... Streaky.
Barney - Sad Oh Homer, I can't do that again! I'm a respected member of the community! Think of my *belch* reputation!
Task: "Make Homer Try to Convince Barney to Streak". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Cling To His Dignity". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
Homer If you do it, I'll buy you a beer.
Barney DEAL!
Carl Homer, it's good that you're going with Marge to the reunion. I hear Artie Ziff might show up.
Lenny - Yay Don't let that guy be alone with your Marge. He's one smooth operator!
Moe - Sad How come I wasn't invited to this reunion? Is it my toe fungus? Cause I can make my toenails fall off by hitting them with a hammer.
Lenny - Annoyed You didn't go to high school with us, Moe.
Barney - Drunk You can be my date Moe, if you give me another beer.
Moe - Surprised Wow. You already finished Homer's?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Reunion Limo

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Homer Marge, help me put on this girdle?
Marge That's a cummerbund. But you can help me with my girdle.
Homer - Happy Whoa! You look even more beautiful than you did at our prom.
Marge And you look even more... uh, well-fed. But what's this around your neck?
Homer - Happy It's my bib for the roasted pig – look, it's got ruffles just like my shirt! They catch the pieces of pig that try to escape my mouth!
Task: "Make Marge Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get All Dressed Up". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Crowns" (x200).
Marge Maybe you save the bib until we sit down to eat.
Homer - Confused SIT DOWN to eat? Man, you're a novice.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
PaZIFFic Princess

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Smithers - Excited Marge, you look stunning! Where's Homer?
Marge - Annoyed At the buffet.
Homer Cut me a slice from the tail to the nose.
Caterer I'm sorry sir, the roast pig won't be ready for another hour.
Homer - D'oh D'oh!
Marge Homer, let's dance.
Homer - Skeptical I'm not gonna lose my place in line! Why do you think I came to this reunion?
Marge - Angry Fine! Have a romantic evening with your pig!
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Be One Smooth Operator". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Wait for Homer". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Wait for Food". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Crowns" (x250).
Artie Ziff - Happy Bonsoir Marge, what a delectable déjà vu this is! You are looking magnifique!
Marge - Surprised Artie?! I didn't know you were back in town.
Artie Ziff I couldn't miss our high school reunion – and my destined reunion with you, my dear.
Lenny - Sad I told Homer that Artie Ziff was one smooth-move guy!
Artie Ziff I hope you won't find this request presumptuous, but may I have this dance?
Marge - Surprised I'm here with Homer!
Artie Ziff - Happy Looks like he's busy wooing the roasted pig!
Homer - Serious No pig is more important than my wife! Besides, it isn't ready yet.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Reunion Dance Floor

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Marge - Happy Tears Oh Homie! I knew you wouldn't disappoint me.
Artie Ziff - Angry What are you talking about?! Your entire life with this man is a disappointment.
Marge - Angry Zip it, Ziff! My marriage might not be perfect, but Homer is the only man who makes me happy.
Homer I guess that's the difference between you and me, Marge. I think our marriage IS perfect.
Marge - Happy Aw, come here you lovable fool.
Artie Ziff - Angry I'll tell you what perfection is! Perfection is success, and I've got it! I've got it all, and I'll keep getting it! Everything comes to me!
Barney - Drunk Naked Comin' through, and I'm in my birthday suit! OOF!!!
Artie Ziff - Angry I didn't come here to be run over by a naked beer truck! Marge, I will be waiting on my yacht when you change your mind. If not now, then at our next reunion!
If Barney is owned: Task: "Make Barney Streak". The job takes place at Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Slink Back to His Yacht". The job takes place at the Squidport Entrance and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Collect Crowns" (x300).
Smithers - Excited The results for Reunion Queen and King are in, and Marge and Artie Ziff have won again!
Carl - Surprised He left!
Smithers - Eye Roll Then just give the crown to Homer. It goes with his bib.
Message You've unlocked Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Marge's "Dance the Night Away" Animated Job

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Smithers - Excited Clear the dance floor everyone, it's time for the Queen and King to have their first dance!
Oven Timer *ring*
Homer The pig!
Marge I was wondering what that bulge in your cummerbund was...
Homer - Proud Come with me Marge and let me serve you a plate.
Marge - Laughing Well, I am getting a little hungry. *giggles*
Marge Looks like we'll be in this line for a while.
Homer We can dance here.
Task: "Make Marge and Homer Dance the Night Away". The job takes place at the Reunion Dance Floor and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Skeptical We've been waiting in this line for a crazy long time now.
Marge - Surprised We were dancing!
Homer - Skeptical Yeah, fine. Dancing, waiting in line, whatever. But that was a four-hour job.
Barney - Drunk Naked Look out, naked guy coming through again! OOF!
Moe - Surprised No! The pig!
Barney - Drunk Naked You mouth off like that again and I'll take my business elsewhere! *belch*
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
Teenage Homer and Prom Time Homer

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Try on Crowns Lisa 4h Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Town Hall, or Brown House Crown5, XP45
Offer Collection for Crowns Ned
Pawn Items for Crowns Cletus
Steal Crowns From Krusty Burger Prizes Krusty
Dig Through Garbage for Crowns Mr. Burns
Melt Down Children's Trophies for Crowns Bart
Secretly Covet Crowns Comic Book Guy
Dig Crowns Out of Lost and Found Moe
Confiscate Crowns From Beauty Queens Wiggum
Borrow Crowns From Mother Skinner