 
A Class Tact
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| A Class Tact
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A Class Tact is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between February 27, 2022 and March 16, 2022
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*chants* We want lions! We want lions!
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We have no lions.
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But you're a circus!
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No. We are a cirque.
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I don't know what cirque means.
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Neither do we. We just know everyone who works here does so willingly, and animals cannot make a choice.
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Finally...a cultural awakening is happening in Springfield.
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Just wait until Mr. Teeny finds out!
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Just wait until the class guinea pig finds out!
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Task: "Collect Jars of Rainbows" (x115). Task: "Make Lisa Encourage a Cultural Awakening". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Keep Waiting for Lions". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Pretend to Get It". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Check Mr. Teeny's Contract". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Skinner is owned: Task: "Make Skinner Return the Class Guinea Pig". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Arrr, so ye's telling me that all those years I spent hunting the kraken was a waste?
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Yes, hunting animals is wrong — mythological or otherwise.
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But Lisa, the Good Book tells us that man is meant to have dominion over animals.
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I believe the Good Book meant walking dogs with a leash... and NOT with a collar but a non-tug harness.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Circus Cannon
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| After completing Pt. 1
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That's it. Smithers, release the hounds!
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I don't think attacking a little girl is the best way to express your emotions in this moment, sir.
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Attack? I meant release them into the wild.
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Sir?!
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This girl has touched my heart and I can't stand the thought of my precious hounds being unhappily chained up when they're not mauling mailmen.
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Very well. There they go.
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And they're still mauling the mailman.
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But it's their choice. They're free!
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Task: "Collect Jars of Rainbows" (x155). If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Release the Hounds". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Continue the Cultural Awakening". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Blauidiioeummmmaaah. *throws cat*
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*catches cat* Wrong. We should be treating animals with dignity and respect. Not throwing them like dodgeballs.
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Yar, can we throw them like lobster buoys into the sea?
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No!
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Bibles at demonic possessed teens?
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Don't throw animals!
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But animals WANT to be thrown.
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No, they don't. I'm not even sure stones or pillows like to be thrown.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Hall of Mirrors
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Lisa, ticket sales are through the roof and it's all thanks to you.
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Me? All I did was give people a nudge. It was your circus that made people think differently.
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Still, on behalf of Cirque de Puree, we'd like to make you an honorary member.
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Thanks, but that's not necessary. I was just following my heart.
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Did your heart mention that members get free cotton candy?
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Really?! In that case, my heart says, "sign me up!"
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Me too!
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Um, well...cotton candy.
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Task: "Collect Jars of Rainbows" (x115). Task: "Make Homer Eat Cotton Candy". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Wait for the Story". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So then Bart kicked me out of the Burnsum and Bailey circus. He said I didn't have what it takes to be a real freak.
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Bart is calling the shots at the freak show now?
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Burnsum put Bart in charge of "expanding profit margins". I was caught expanding waistline expenditures.
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I'm sorry you got kicked out, but you wouldn't like the Puree circus. There are no animals here to drink with.
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But I'll do anything you say, Lisa. I realize the circus is changing and I want to be in the smart crowd for once in my life.
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Well, maybe you could be in charge of safety regulations.
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Yes! Perfect! I may need some guidance on exactly what "safety" entails.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Circus Lion
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Bart, I wanted to stop by and see how you're doing.
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Can't talk now. The Bearded Lady is out of conditioner, and she can be a real werewolf when that happens.
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Your boy is a natural. Just the other day he introduced me to a homeless man that drinks kerosene. He'll make an excellent fire-breather.
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I'll drink the booze and you can light whatever breath comes outta me. *burps*
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Where's your father?
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He stole hippo juice and ran off.
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What's hippo juice? No, wait. I don't want to know.
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Mom, I gotta go. The Human Snail got into the whiskey cabinet again and it ain't pretty.
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I can't just leave you here unattended. *sigh* I guess I'll come work for this circus.
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Great. I get to work with my mom. Every boy's dream.
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Task: "Collect Jars of Rainbows" (x115). Task: "Make Bart Hire Marge". The job takes place at Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Reluctantly Come Aboard". The job takes place at Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10 Circus Rings
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| After completing Pt. 4
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I still can't believe your father left you here all alone.
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He jumped the Bart ship and climbed aboard with Lisa over at Cirque de Puree. Maybe we should pay them a..."surprise visit".
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Yes! We could bring them lunch.
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Not lunch. How about we prank them?
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We'll turn the lights off in the circus tent! Then turn them back on so no one even notices.
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Mom, I love you, but you should stay out of the pranking game.
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Task: "Collect Jars of Rainbows" (x195). Task: "Make Bart Sabotage Cirque de Puree". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Tag Along". The job takes place at Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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And now gaze up at our fantastique high wire acrobats!
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Wait, the wire is all slippery... *slides around* with...butter! *falls*
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Did you see the look on his face when he was falling, Mom? Awesome prank!
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When I agreed to let you use my cookie butter, I never expected it would grease high wires!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20 Cirque de Puree Ringmaster
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Bottle Rainbows at the Park
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Comic Book Guy, Wiggum, Mr. Burns, Smithers
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4h
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Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, Brown House
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5, 45
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| Unpack Crates of Jarred Rainbows
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The Human Donkey, Ding-A-Ling Ringmaster, Burnsum
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Carnival Camp, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Burnsum and Bailey Circus
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8, 70
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