| Hair and Pride
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Hair and Pride is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires The Bearded Lady to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Bearded Lady's exclamation mark
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Oh my goodness, look at that fabulous beard! What's your secret, baby?
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No secret. I guess I just inherited it from my mother. You'd scream if you saw the mutton chops on that lady.
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Such wonderful sheen! It's so lustrous.
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You're too kind. But it's all natural.
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While most of us have to oil, and condition, and blow dry, and oil again to even HOPE for a sheen like that.
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That settles it. You are the new spokeswoman for Curl Up and Dye. Follow me.
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Really? Uh, okay. But I need to get cleaned up.
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No need, you already look magnificent.
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The circus just ended and I'm still covered in donkey hair and lion slobber.
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Oh, I thought it was beard mousse. I smell it now. Okay, I'll meet you there.
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Task: "Make The Bearded Lady Clean Her Beard". The job takes 8 hours.
If Julio is owned: Task: "Make Julio Head to Curl Up and Dye". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Bearded Lady's exclamation mark
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Your attention, everyone! I'd like you to meet the new spokeswoman for Curl Up and Dye!
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My God, her beard is to die for! How do you do it?
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It must be beard wax. Is it Dr. Archibald's Beard Balm?
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Does smoking help bring out the sheen? If so, light me up!
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I've never felt more accepted and appreciated. I'll answer all your questions.
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No time for Q&A. Blow it and show it, girl!
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You want me to show you how I style my beard?
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Don't stop at one style. Let's see them all!
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Task: "Make The Bearded Lady Style Her Beard". The job takes 4 hours.
If Mysterious Waylon is owned: Task: "Make Mysterious Waylon Take Notes". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Julio is owned: Task: "Make Julio DJ the Styling Session". The job takes place at Curl Up and Dye, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Bearded Lady's exclamation mark
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The LGBTB community adores you! FYI: the second B is for bearded.
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Because of my facial hair styling techniques?
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Because you're not ashamed of who you are! Now come on, you have public appearances as the new spokeswoman for Curl Up and Dye.
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But the circus starts in an hour. I need to go do that.
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I know. The circus is your first promo.
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When you stick your head inside the lion's mouth, just say "I don't want to die! Unless I'm dyeing my beard at Curl Up and Dye. Open daily until 9pm."
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Task: "Make The Bearded Lady Stick Her Head in a Lion's Mouth". The job takes place at Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Curl Up and Dye, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Julio is owned: Task: "Make Julio Watch the Circus for His Promo". The job takes place at Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Curl Up and Dye, Beefy Bishop's Barbershop, Hairy Shearers, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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