| Dressed to Be Killed
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Dressed to Be Killed is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires Soggy the Clown to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Krusty, are you placing bets under your Soggy the Clown alias again?
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I don't know this Krusty you speak of.
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*sigh* You know that you still have to pay your bets when you lose as Soggy the Clown.
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Not if they don't know who I am. It's foolproof! *laughs*
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You already placed the bet, didn't you?
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The dog's name was "Can't Miss". It was a sure thing! Unless it's racing against a dog named "Sure Thing". Oh, no!
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| Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Watch the Race". The job takes place at Springfield Downs, Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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...on a lighter note, the prized greyhound "Can't Miss" gave birth to a litter of puppies mid-race today at Springfield Downs.
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This resulted in her disqualification from the race, but not from our hearts.
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Gah, I bet ten thousand on that race! I gotta get outta here before—
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Hello, Krusty.
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Fat Tony, no! Not the knees again. I need my knees for knee things!
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I'm not here for you. I want Soggy the Clown.
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Oh, right...Soggy. That clown is definitely not me.
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Just tell me where he is, or where his knees are.
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Of course. Soggy, uh, he actually split town.
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That no good, paint-faced Pagliacci!
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Hey, who you calling a Pagliacci?!
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Soggy the Clown.
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Right, right. Not me. I take no personal offense, because why would I?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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FYI: Soggy is a tired clown name so I'm switching it up. Trying something new. How 'bout Squishy the Clown, or...Moisty the Harlequin?
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But Soggy is our moneymaker. You can't change that. Now get out there and shake your moneymaker!
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| Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Shake His Moneymaker". The job takes 4 hours.
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You're still performing as Soggy? Fat Tony is gonna kill you!
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I can't give up the circus. It's the only thing paying my bills.
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Though...Soggy could retire if my TV show made more money. And it would make more money if you'd agree to a pay cut, Mel.
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Then you are definitely going to die.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Well, if it isn't Soggy the Clown.
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*gasp* Fat Tony! It's — it's not what it looks like.
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It doesn't look like anything other than you ducking paying me back.
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No problem. I've got your money. I just — need to get it from the bathroom. That's where clowns keep their money. *walks into bathroom*
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| Narrator
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One minute later...
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*entering* Hey-Hey, Fat Tony. Did you see that crazy Soggy guy? He just climbed out the bathroom window.
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That frizzy-haired swindler!
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Hey, I'm not frizzy haired — uh, I mean...yeah. Anyway, I'm in a hurry so I don't have time to finish that sentence.
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In a hurry...to get where?
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Not to the circus, that's for sure. Now to get my clothes from the bath — okay, not going to finish that sentence either. Bye!
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Task: "Make Soggy the Clown Retrieve His Clothes". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Be Suspicious". The job takes place at Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Krusty, you're changing outfits between Soggy and Krusty every five minutes trying to avoid the mob.
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Who's Krusty. I'm Soggy.
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Soggy, you can't keep this up forever.
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Who's Soggy? I'm Krusty...wait, no. I'm Soggy. Guh, who am I??
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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