| All Work and No Pay
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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All Work and No Pay is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Cirque du Springfield content update. It requires The Human Donkey to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark
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Step right up but avert your eyes! For I give you...The Human Donkey!
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Hee-haw!
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Eagh! It's hideous!
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Even worse, kids. The Human Donkey has razor sharp teeth!
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What? No, I don't. I wore a retainer for five years!
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*whispering* Keep braying! It's all part of the show.
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Throw your allowance, children! The monster is scared of your money!
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Aw, come on. This is degrading.
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*whispering strongly* HEE HAW AGAIN!
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*sigh* Hee-haw!
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Aaahhh!!!! Keep it away! Don't let it get us! *throws money*
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Task: "Make The Human Donkey Lose All Respect for Himself". The job takes 4 hours.
If Burnsum is owned: Task: "Make Burnsum Pick Up the Money Off the Ground". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
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Burnsum, I need a raise.
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I'm already giving you an extra half handful of daily hay!
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I demand hazard pay for all the rotten tomatoes and eggs that get thrown at me!
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Complaining about free food being given to you? Your generation is so entitled.
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Fine. I'll agree to a raise of ten cents a day.
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Ten cents? I'm a donkey, not a mule.
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Ten cents is more than generous. Unless you'd rather be an unemployed donkey?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark
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C'mon, everybody. If we unionize we can really stick it to Burnsum. We'll all finally get what we deserve!
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I don't need a union. I already get what I want by threatening Burnsum with my enormous muscles.
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And I get what I want by unleashing my feminine wiles.
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And I can always use my snail trail to slime Burnsum into submission.
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I like everything but the slime guy's suggestion.
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Task: "Make The Human Donkey Protest for Better Working Conditions". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
If Strongman Homer is owned: Task: "Make Strongman Homer Threaten Burnsum With His Muscles". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
If Marguerite is owned: Task: "Make Marguerite Use Her Feminine Wiles on Burnsum". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
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Burnsum, we've formed a union so you can't push us around anymore.
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Unions are made to be busted. Strongman?
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Yes, Mr. Burnsum?
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Beat this donkey into submission and I'll double your wages for the year.
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You got it!
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What? Doubling his wage will cost more than just meeting the union demands!
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It's not about the money. It's about the busting.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark
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That's it, Burnsum. If you won't give in to our demands, you'll run this freak show without me. I quit!
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Boo-hoo! What ever will I do without my little donkey boy making me five cents an hour?!
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Exactly. You're through in this town without me.
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Puh-lease. I'll replace you so fast your head will spin. Unless your head DOES spin because that would be freaky great.
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It only spins toward the exit door!
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Just go. This town is full of freaks. Like Ralph the Bubble Brain Boy or...hey you! Pineapple Head Girl! You're hired!
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Pineapple...starfruit...It pays better than my allowance. So...okay.
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Task: "Make The Human Donkey Apply at Krusty Burger". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
If Burnsum is owned: Task: "Make Burnsum Interview Freaks". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
If Lisa is owned: Task: "Make Lisa Debut as Pineapple Head Girl". The job takes place at the Carnival Camp and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the proverb "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" which was popularized by The Shining.
