Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes

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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Team Homer"

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"

―Moe Syzlak

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

Oppose (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"The Color Yellow"

"If I were you I wouldn't take it to the past. I lived in part of that past, and I got out for a reason."

―Homer Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"

"We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!"

―Homer Simpson

A nice quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Support (2)

1. I like this quote. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)
2. —Fred (Talk • Contribs.) 23:20, June 30, 2015 (EDT)

"The Girl Who Slept Too Little"

"Whatever happened to "please" and "thank you"?"

―Marge Simpson

"I think they killed each other. You know, one of those murder-suicide deals."

―Homer Simpson

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 19:03, February 25, 2015 (EST)

Neutral (1)

1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

"Kamp Krusty"

"Here are your final report cards. I have nothing left to say to any of you, so if nobody minds, let's just quietly run out the clock."

―Miss Hoover

A fun quote. / Loco87 ^{(TALK / Contribs)} 08:09, March 1, 2015 (EST)

Support (1)

1. A classic quote and an apt commentary on the Springfield school system. -- Mythigator (talk) 09:13, July 20, 2015 (EDT)

FOX Press Release

"I've outlasted Letterman, Jon Stewart and 'McDreamy,' because I have something they don't: a costly 200-donut-a-day addiction."

―Homer Simpson

It's not from an episode but it is in the press release of the show's 2-season renewal. / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 14:28, May 5, 2015 (EDT)

"Bart's Inner Child"

"¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"

―Brad Goodman

"I, er, can't commit to a relationship."

―Mayor Quimby

"I'm too nice!"

―Mr. Burns

"I have problems with--"

―Apu

"I'm always interrupting people!"

―Lenny

A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

"MoneyBart"

"Managers manage, and players play."

―Lisa Simpson

"Do alligators alligate?"

―Ralph Wiggum

"I don't know! Yes!"

―Lisa Simpson

"I'm scared!"

―Ralph Wiggum

A Ralph-ish quote! / Loco87 ^{(Talk / Contribs)} 16:24, May 26, 2015 (EDT)