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Contents 1 Rules 2 How to nominate 3 Nominations 4 "Lisa the Vegetarian" 4.1 Support (2) 4.2 Neutral (0) 4.3 Oppose (0) 4.4 Comments 5 Twitter 5.1 Support (1) 5.2 Neutral (1) 5.3 Oppose (0) 5.4 Comments 6 "Two Bad Neighbors" 6.1 Support (1) 6.2 Neutral (1) 6.3 Oppose (0) 6.4 Comments 7 "Blood Feud" 7.1 Support (0) 7.2 Neutral (0) 7.3 Oppose (0) 7.4 Comments 8 "The PTA Disbands" 8.1 Support (1) 8.2 Neutral (0) 8.3 Oppose (0) 8.4 Comments 9 "Bart Star" 9.1 Support (1) 9.2 Neutral (0) 9.3 Oppose (0) 9.4 Comments 10 "Fear of Flying" 10.1 Support (1) 10.2 Neutral (0) 10.3 Oppose (0) 10.4 Comments

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules

1. You can only nominate once a month.
2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.

How to nominate

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

Nominations

"Lisa the Vegetarian"

"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"

―Ralph Wiggum

A great Ralph line. -- Mythigator 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)

1. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
2. --Cook879 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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Twitter

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"

―Homer Simpson^[src]

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Two Bad Neighbors"

"President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost."

―Marge Simpson^[src]

~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 13:23, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. YES. xD -- WebkinzManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 18:28, 1 August 2012 (EDT)

Neutral (1)

1. Neutral, only because I don't think the quote is quite as effective without the context. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Blood Feud"

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

―Homer

"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"

―Post Office worker

"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"

―Homer^[src]

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

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"The PTA Disbands"

"It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map."

―Marge

"Marge, anyone can miss Canada: all tucked away down there."

―Homer^[src]

lol, I love Homer's line. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. Good quote, and works well with just the dialogue. It doesn't need the [commentary inside the square brackets] to be funny or to make sense. -- Mythigator 10:19, 15 September 2012 (EDT)

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• I wasn't sure wether or not to keep Bart and Lisa's lines. They aren't really necessary for the joke, but they kinda estalish more context. I dunno. I think this fixes it ok. --Nick97 ^{(talk ~ contribs)} 00:41, 13 September 2012 (EDT)
• I think it would work fine if you started it with "It took the children forty minutes ..." -- Mythigator 20:40, 14 September 2012 (EDT)

"Bart Star"

"Hehe, poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night."

―Joe Namath^[src]

The Solar Dragon 17:41, 27 September 2012 (EDT)

Support (1)

1. I like this one. Just when you're expecting Joe to go into some life lesson related to Bart's experience playing football, he goes off onto a completely unexpected tangent. -- Mythigator 15:32, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

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"Fear of Flying"

"Wait a minute ... there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"

―Homer^[src]

A classic case of Homer's brain taking a left turn and getting into a lather about a non-obvious point while barely registering what one would think it would first notice. -- Mythigator 15:19, 10 December 2012 (EST)

Support (1)

1. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:36, 15 December 2012 (EST)

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