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==The Lap of Luxury==

===The Lap of Luxury Pt. 1===

{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Alright, let's take a look at the old Krusty Christmas mailbag.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "Dear, Krusty Claus. I want a new kitten because my old one aged-out into a cat. Ick!"}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "And I want the new video game Bonestorm 7: Die, Mom, Die!"}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "And the new Slay Station 5 to play it on. The processor has been optimized for death throes and blood-flecked final coughs."}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "Bring it to me or go to Hell! Kidding. But kind of not."}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Kids these days are so entitled. Why doesn't anybody ever ask what Krusty Claus wants?}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: The elves finished knocking-off the Futurama merch and the robots finished knocking-off the Disenchantment crap — that plan worked like a charm, by the way. Is there anything else you want?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Exactly! Why doesn't anybody ever ask me that?}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: I just did.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: You know what I mean.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Claus Go Treat Himself (4h, Springfield Mall, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Elf Bart: '''Task: '''Make Elf Bart Work Through the Toy Backlog (6h, Santa's Workshop, North Pole Station, North Pole Elf Cabins, Santa's House, Mall Santa Wish Center or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Elf Lisa: Where's Krusty Claus? I need to tell him we're behind on our toy production.}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: He said something about "treating himself" and stormed off. What's the problem?}}

{{TBT|Elf Lisa: We modernized "the list" to take account of goodness fluidity and now we have to make presents for the whole NNBN community — naughty, nice, both, neither.}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: That's cool. I have always been a little nice-curious.}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: If we're going to be ready by C-Day, we need less talking and more mallet-tapping.}}

{{TBT|Elf Lisa: I also got sucked into a rebranding campaign designed to offset unconscious White Christmas privilege. Important work, but a bit of a rabbit hole.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Lap of Luxury Pt. 2===

{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Alright. Something just for me. There's gotta be something good here at this mall.}}

{{TBT|Gil: Vape flavors! Get your vape flavors here!}}

{{TBT|Akira: Your one-stop shop for cheap drones!}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Ugh. Is this what malls have come to?}}

{{TBT|Baby Moe: Santa? Can — can I — can I tell you my Christmas list? Pweaaaasse?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Uh…I'm not Santa Claus, kid. I'm Krusty Claus. I only handle the zip codes outside of Santa's sled range. Also it's my day off.}}

{{TBT|Baby Moe: <nowiki>*</nowiki>cries<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Ah, come on. Don't do me like that.}}

{{TBT|Baby Gerald: <nowiki>*</nowiki>ominous glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Mrs. Samson: My baby is glaring ominously because he wants to give you his Christmas wish list.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Look, I'm just here for like a… <nowiki>*</nowiki>looks around<nowiki>*</nowiki> …a phone case, or maybe a calendar.}}

{{TBT|Baby Gerald: <nowiki>*</nowiki>ominous glare<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Mrs. Samson: I'll pay you two hundred dollars.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Two hundred bucks?! That would buy a lot of calendars. Hop on up here, baby. Tell Krusty Claus all your hopes and dreams.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Claus Abandon His Principles (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Man, this mall Santa biz is quite a racket. Way more lucrative than building millions of free toys and selling mail-order reindeer steaks.}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: You called me, Boss?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Elf Bart, we've got some monetizing to do. Look at this line of sheep waiting to be fleeced!}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: How about a Meaning-of-Christmas VIP Pass? For a hundred bucks, the last person in line shall be first and the first shall be last.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: What if more than one person bites?}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: We keep switching as long as they keep paying.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Love it. You truly are a good shepherd!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Lap of Luxury Pt. 3===

{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: Hmm. This does appear to be the right place, but it looks like there is already another Santa taking wishes.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Look, kid. Enough with the details. Just point to a picture in this catalog and I'll send your parents an e-mail with a link to buy it. Kapeesh?}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: Excuse me, I'm here to run Santa's Wish Center. Is…is this the right place?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Oh, uh…right. Yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but uh…you've been replaced this year.}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Is this because I used the A word?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: The A-word?}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: Amazon. I told some kid they could get better prices online.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: You use Amazon?}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: It's just too convenient! I wonder how they are able to deliver presents all over the world in a single night.}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: I thought YOU could do that.}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: Nah. We use a large unpaid local seasonal workforce to make it seem that way. We call them parents.}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: I need this job to pay my Amazon bill. I'm going to talk to the manager and sort this out.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Santa Claus Get This Sorted (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Krusty Claus: '''Task: '''Make Krusty Claus Take a Smoke Break (4h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: I told you, you haven't been replaced.}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: So then who's out there taking my wishes from kids?}}

{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: I don't know, but he's really ripping through those lines quick. I hate to shut him down. What if you just set up shop by the other exit and we'll have two mall Santas this year?}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: By the supermarket? What kind of mall has a grocery store for an anchor store?}}

{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: A failing one. Any other questions?}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Lap of Luxury Pt. 4===

{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Alright, next! Get on up here.}}

{{TBT|Nelson: <nowiki>*</nowiki>jumps onto Krusty Claus' lap<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Oof, aren't you a little old to be asking Santa for things, kid?}}

{{TBT|Nelson: Why, yes I am. But then again, you're not Santa. <nowiki>*</nowiki>squints<nowiki>*</nowiki> Are you?}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Hey, hey keep your voice down. I got elf mouths to feed. What do you want?}}

{{TBT|Nelson: <nowiki>*</nowiki>whispers into Krusty Claus' ear<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: Are you kidding me?! Do you know how much those cost?}}

{{TBT|Nelson: Hey everybody! This guy's not the real—}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: OKAY, okay. Jeez, kid. Just shut your mouth, alright? I'll have it to you by the end of the day.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Claus Pull Some Strings (2h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Nelson: '''Task: '''Make Nelson Wait With Bated Breath (2h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Kearney: Wooaahhh. That…is…amazing.}}

{{TBT|Dolph: It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.}}

{{TBT|Jimbo: Can I try it?}}

{{TBT|Nelson: <nowiki>*</nowiki>shoots his new flamethrower across the lawn<nowiki>*</nowiki> If you're man enough, sure.}}

{{TBT|Dolph: AWESOME! And Santa Claus just gave it to you?}}

{{TBT|Nelson: You gotta know how to ask.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Lap of Luxury Pt. 5===

{{THT|After tapping on Krusty Claus' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: Right there, Chief! Arrest him!}}

{{TBT|Wiggum: Alright, you're coming with me. Cuff him, boys.}}

{{TBT|Jimbo: Hey, get your sticky donut hands off me, old man!}}

{{TBT|Santa Claus: No, not him! The Santa impersonator!}}

{{TBT|Wiggum: But this kid's got a flamethrower.}}

{{TBT|Elf Bart: Quick boss, duck out the back. I'll distract 'em.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Claus Duck Out the Back (1h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Elf Bart: '''Task: '''Make Elf Bart Distract the Cops (1h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Jimbo: '''Task: '''Make Jimbo Try Out His New Flamethrower (1h, Springfield Mall, Mall Santa Wish Center, Santa's Workshop or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Krusty Claus: It's good to be back at Claus Co. But I can't imagine how far behind we are now on Christmas.}}

{{TBT|Kirkedemious Van Houten: If we train a thousand penguins to make toys and put them on the line we could get be back on schedule in no time.}}

{{TBT|Elf Lisa: You do realize that there are no penguins at the North Pole? They only live in Antarctica.}}

{{TBT|Kirkedemious Van Houten: That's not fair! What are they, some kind of a trick-question animal? No wonder they look stupid!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}

==The Chain of Command==

===The Chain of Command Pt. 1===

{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: First the Christians, then the Movementarians, and now the Burnsentarians? We're getting our hats handed to us!}}

{{TBT|Moses: To be fair, the other religions don't really have hats.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: It's not about the hats! We're losing market share, and you need to turn it around ASAP!}}

{{TBT|Moses: Me? I've got my hands full with the Israelites. How about Noah? He spends all his time working on that boat — and he never even takes it out on the water.}}

{{TBT|Noah: It just needs one more coat of sealant.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: You know why I don't want Noah? Because he's like his ark — washed up!}}

{{TBT|Noah: I used to pack them in back in flood times, boss!}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: How many millennia ago was that?}}

{{TBT|Noah: A few.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: When I want someone to rescue a goat for me, I'll talk to Noah.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: You're the right person for this, Moses. You're my number one rep. Just use the ABC method. Always. Be. Converting.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Okay but...seeing as you are all powerful, maybe you should just, you know, MAKE them follow you?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Maybe I should MAKE you into a rabbit!}}

{{TBT|Moses: All right, all right, I'm going!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Moses Help Sort Out the Town's Problems (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Yahweh: '''Task: '''Make Yahweh Meet God for Brunch (4h, Sham Rock Cafe, Skip's Diner, Grub Shack, The Happy Sumo, Johnny Fiestas, The Frying Dutchman or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: He ran so fast he left his sandals behind! It was priceless!}}

{{TBT|God: I love it. When you're the Creator, they just let you do it!}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: I know. Oh my God, you should've seen his face.}}

{{TBT|God: Hey, watch the language man. There's no need to be taking my name in vain.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Jesus, you have to be offended by everything.}}

{{TBT|God: Don't bring him into this!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Chain of Command Pt. 2===

{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Moses: Tell me, Reverend, what is in the heart of the people here? How do we bring them back to the Lord?}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: Don't know, don't care.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Perhaps that attitude explains the sparse attendance at your services.}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: What part of "don't care" don't you understand?}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: We're kind of a Christmas-and-Easter congregation, and that works for us. The rest is train time.}}

{{TBT|Moses: I see that I must consult someone with greater insight into the spiritual needs of this community.}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Moses Go See Lindsay Naegle (2h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Lindsay Naegle: '''Task: '''Make Lindsay Naegle Conduct Market Research (2h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: According to our research, your commandments are seen as "stern", "unfriendly", and "shalt-y".}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: Comments included, "Reminds me of something my old roommate would put on the fridge", and "I shalt give this guy plenty of side-eye".}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: Is there any chance we could lose the commandments?}}

{{TBT|Moses: Lose them? The commandments are our brand!}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: In that case, we'd better turn to the ultimate source of truth: a focus group!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Chain of Command Pt. 3===

{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: Okay, what sort of things do you think you should be commanded not to do?}}

{{TBT|Moe: I don't want to say, because I'm so ashamed of 'em — and 'cause I don't want to stop doing 'em.}}

{{TBT|Lenny: Thou shalt not hang around with the same boring people every night?}}

{{TBT|Carl: Thou shalt not bring up the same argument every night?}}

{{TBT|Homer: Thou shalt not kill the buzz.}}

{{TBT|Barney: Thou shalt not NOT spend every night drinking in a bar.}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: What about gossip? How do we feel about prohibiting that?}}

{{TBT|Helen Lovejoy: That reminds me! Thou shalt never believe what I heard about Sarah Wiggum!}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: Are there any positive commandments you'd like to be ordered to obey?}}

{{TBT|Barney: Thou shalt rest on the Sabbath by drinking in the street.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Thou shalt find the keys to a new car under your chair!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Moses Analyze the Focus Group Results (2h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Focus Group Suggest More Commandments [x5] (2h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Characters: '''Moe, Lenny, Carl, Homer, Barney, Helen Lovejoy}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: Our research found 537 commandments that tested better than your existing ten. The highest-rated commandment overall was: Go Big or Go Home.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Well that should be pretty easy to carve.}}

{{TBT|Lindsay Naegle: The whole stone-tablets things tested badly, too. According to our testing, it should be written on a pizza — in pepperoni. And served with ranch.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Ranch on pizza? Maybe it is time to dust off the old smiting stick.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===The Chain of Command Pt. 4===

{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Moses: People of Springfield, thank you for meeting here today for the grand unveiling of the Springfield Commandments, sponsored by Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop.}}

{{TBT|Wise Guy: Home of the second commandment. I mean — second amendment. Whatever, same thing.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Now if someone could just give me a hand lifting these enormous stone tablets…}}

{{TBT|Moses: ...}}

{{TBT|Moses: No one? Okay, I'll just read them down on the ground here.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Commandment number one: "Thou Shalt Let Your Grandparents Live With You Instead Of Dumping Them at Springfield Retirement Castle".}}

{{TBT|Homer: Ah, c'mon!}}

{{TBT|Moses: Commandment number two: "Thou Shalt Wear Hot Pants Only When The Situation Calls For It".}}

{{TBT|Sea Captain: Yarr, ye've struck right to the heart of me!}}

{{TBT|Moses: Commandment number three: "Thou Shalt Konmari Fold All Your Clothes".}}

{{TBT|Marge: Well, that doesn't sound so bad.}}

{{TBT|Barney: That does NOT spark joy!}}

{{TBT|Moe: C'mon everybody. Moses is trying to ruin Springfield. Grab your pitchforks!}}

{{TBT|Nelson: Is this flamethrower okay?}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Chase Moses With Pitchforks [x10] (4h)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Moses Run For His Life (4h)}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: You were chased out of town!}}

{{TBT|Moses: I'll be the first to admit that that didn't go the way I wanted.}}

{{TBT|Moses: I'm disappointed in myself.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: We've got a 0.5 rating. There are ViewTube cults with more followers than us.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Well, I'll get back out there and turn this around.}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Put the tablets down!}}

{{TBT|Moses: What?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: You heard me. Put the tablets down.}}

{{TBT|Moses: You're kidding, right?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Do I look like I'm kidding? Commandments are for closers.}}

{{TBT|Moses: How can I chastise without commandments?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: Here's a commandment for you: Thou shalt hit the bricks. You're fired!}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: I've got a new rep: Gil Gamesh.}}

{{TBT|Moses: Is he even a monotheist?}}

{{TBT|Yahweh: We're just following the numbers here, Moses.}}

{{TBT|Gil: Ol' Gil is back, baby! <nowiki>*</nowiki>singing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Summertime and the living is easy!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}

==Packing Heat==

===Packing Heat Pt. 1===

{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Marge: Homie, I'm so excited for this weekend getaway. It'll be a long drive, but the time away from the kids will all be worth it. Patty and Selma should be here to pick them up any second.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Yeah, and don't forget about the sexy times. Remember the sexy times we had planned, Marge?}}

{{TBT|Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>giggles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Should I bring that sexy Santa outfit I bought for Christmas?}}

{{TBT|Homer: I don't think you need to bring anything else.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Oh! Patty just left a voicemail saying her car broke down and she can't make it to pick up the kids. I'm gonna have to go drop them off. <nowiki>*</nowiki>runs out the door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Homer: No problem, Marge. I'll take care of packing your things while you drop off the kids.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Let's see. Now where does Marge keep her sexy things?}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Pack Marge's Bag for the Trip (2h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Marge Drop Off the Kids (2h, Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, Bicycle with Basket, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Bart: '''Task: '''Make Bart Fight With Lisa the Whole Way (2h, Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, Bicycle with Basket, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Fight With Bart the Whole Way (2h, Homer's Car, Canyonero, Unlicensed Taxi, Willie's Tractor, WWII Tank, Bicycle with Basket, Starline Commander, Secret Agent Car, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Homer: C'mon, Marge. How about a little smooching?}}

{{TBT|Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>giggles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Homie, I don't think it's the right time for that.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Well, I could make time. <nowiki>*</nowiki>scootches over<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|Marge: Homer, eyes on the road!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===Packing Heat Pt. 2===

{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Homer: Marge, will you look at this hotel room? There's a bathtub in the living room!}}

{{TBT|Marge: Ooh.}}

{{TBT|Homer: And a couch in the bathroom!}}

{{TBT|Marge: It is awfully fancy. Let me just get out of these clothes from the long drive.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Um, Homie where did you pack my other clothes? The only thing in this bag is my sexy Santa outfit.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Yep.}}

{{TBT|Marge: That's — that's all you packed me?!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Marge, what do you think we came up here for? Isn't that the only outfit you need?}}

{{TBT|Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki> Homer, we're here for four days. Didn't you want to take some time to go hiking or sight-seeing or anything?}}

{{TBT|Homer: No.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Homer Simpson, you're going to drive into town right this instant and buy me some more clothes.}}

{{TBT|Homer: But, Marge…we're in the middle of nowhere. Plus I only brought exactly enough gas money to get us home.}}

{{TBT|Marge: Fine, then at least go downstairs and get me one of the hotel robes from the pool.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Your wish is my comm — ooh, there's mints on our pillows!}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Go Downstairs to Get Marge a Robe (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Take a Bath (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Homer: Marge! I got you a robe!}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Thank you. Is…is that one of the sexy robes from the gift shop?}}

{{TBT|Homer: It sure is…}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Homer, you spent the last of our gas money to get another sexy outfit?!}}

{{TBT|Homer: Correction: I spent the last of our gas money — and downgraded us to a double room for a refund — to get another sexy outfit. Pack your bags, we're down the hall now.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===Packing Heat Pt. 3===

{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Fine, I'll just change back into the dirty clothes I came in.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Can't. I put them in the washing machine, but it turned out to be an ice machine, and when I put them in the microwave to melt, it exploded and shredded them.}}

{{TBT|Homer: The shreds are in the dryer. At least I hope that's the dryer.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Okaaayyy, I'll call down to the lobby and have them bring me up one of the pool robes.}}

{{TBT|Homer: Can't. I put our room on double-reverse-do-not-disturb, which means they can't disturb us AND we can't disturb anyone else. Just to be safe. Because of all the sexy times we were planning…}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: And our cellphones?}}

{{TBT|Homer: Threw them out the window to make sure the kids couldn't contact us.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'm heading down to the pool myself to get a robe, since you obviously can't be trusted to do it.}}

{{TBT|Homer: In that outfit?}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Sneak Down to the Pool (2h)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Mope in the Hotel Room (2h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>sneaking<nowiki>*</nowiki> Okay, I'm just about to the pool now. I just need to make sure no one sees me in my sexy Santa costume.}}

{{TBT|Helen Lovejoy: Timothy, stop splashing me, please.}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: <nowiki>*</nowiki>splashes<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'm baptizing you, Helen. Get it?}}

{{TBT|Jessica Lovejoy: <nowiki>*</nowiki>splashes<nowiki>*</nowiki> I want to baptize Mommy, too!}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>whispering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh, no. What are they doing here? If I can just sneak around to the other side of the pool without them seeing me…}}

{{TBT|Helen Lovejoy: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Marge Simpson! To think that you would come all the way here just to seduce my husband.}}

{{TBT|Rev. Lovejoy: You think she'd do that?}}

{{TBT|Helen Lovejoy: <nowiki>*</nowiki>puts hands over Reverend Lovejoy's eyes<nowiki>*</nowiki> Well, I won't give you OR him the satisfaction!}}

{{TBT|Helen Lovejoy: C'mon, we're leaving. Everyone put on your pool robes. It's a good thing we got the last ones.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: <nowiki>*</nowiki>annoyed grumble<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===Packing Heat Pt. 4===

{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: I guess I'll just go to the front desk. I don't even care who sees me anymore.}}

{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: Welcome to the Resort at — hgggghhh—}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Is it possible that you have any more pool robes in the back room?}}

{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: <nowiki>*</nowiki>gulps<nowiki>*</nowiki> I — we have — I can check on that for you…}}

{{TBT|If the users has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try Not to Stare (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Hide Behind a Lobby Ficus (4h)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Homer Hatch a Plan Back in the Room (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Homer, I'm back. And lucky for you they were all out of robes, so I'm still as sexy as ever.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Homer? Are you here?}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Homer, you're not trying to play that sexy hide-n-seek game again, are you? Because I'm really not in the mood.}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}}

===Packing Heat Pt. 5===

{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:}}

{{TBT|Homer: Alright, everyone. Step right up. It's five dollars to make me do a belly flop. Ten dollars to cover myself in grease and slide off the roof of the pool gazebo...}}

{{TBT|Homer: Fifteen dollars and I'll get inside that floaty tube and do the truffle shuffle in the deep end…}}

{{TBT|Homer: Whoa, slow down. One at a time. Okay — form a line, everyone…}}

{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Homer Humiliate Himself for Cash (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Sexy Santa Marge Search for Homer (4h, Palm Springfield Resort, Smooches on the Beach, Resort Hotel, Exclusive Resort, African Tree Resort, Simpson House or Brown House)}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Homer? What in the world are you doing?}}

{{TBT|Homer: <nowiki>*</nowiki>slides off roof of pool gazebo<nowiki>*</nowiki> Marge, look at how much money I made just by humiliating myself! And to think I was gonna do that anyways.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Oh, Homie. You did this all for me?}}

{{TBT|Homer: Yeah, I made enough money for gas to get us home AND some new clothes for you.}}

{{TBT|Sexy Santa Marge: Or…we could skip the clothes and just get this sexy Santa outfit back to the room where it belongs…}}

{{TBT|Homer: You don't have to ask me twice!}}

{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}}