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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Hit & Run/Quotes"

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'''[[Homer]]''': [[Moe]], I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.<br/>
 
'''[[Homer]]''': [[Moe]], I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking [[zombie]]s.<br/>
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'''Comic Book Guy''': Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.<br/>
 
'''Comic Book Guy''': Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.<br/>
 
'''Lisa''': What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?<br/>
 
'''Lisa''': What about [[Bart]]? I asked you have you seen him?<br/>
'''Comic Book Guy''': I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for [[Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders]]. Terrific, terrific expense.
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'''Comic Book Guy''': I think I saw him at the [[Noiseland Arcade]]. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.
 
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'''Lisa''': [[Principal Skinner]], I really need to get back to my search.<br/>
 
'''Lisa''': [[Principal Skinner]], I really need to get back to my search.<br/>

Revision as of 16:28, August 11, 2014



Homer: Moe, I need your chainshaw to cut off attacking zombies.
Moe: But then how will I defend myself?


Moe: Well, better go comb my hair before the zombies get here. Oh, my life stinks.


Homer: Oooh. I found my lost nacho!


Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic. It's the controversial issue, in which they final kiss. Assist me, and I will help you with your dilemma.


Comic Book Guy: That just got a bit more rare.


Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-headed nuisance?
Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag, before it deteriorates into near-mint condition.


Lisa: FREEDOM!


Comic Book Guy: Now to get this ancient treasure into its mylar sanctuary.
Lisa: What about Bart? I asked you have you seen him?
Comic Book Guy: I think I saw him at the Noiseland Arcade. Oh, video games are a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for Itchy & Scratchy Corncob Holders. Terrific, terrific expense.


Lisa: Principal Skinner, I really need to get back to my search.
Principal Skinner: Will these gold stars change your mind?
Lisa: Oh, all right!


Agnes: This jerk's a worse driver than you!
Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.


Dr. Nick: Here are the principal's anti-fungal cream!
Lisa: Ew!