Difference between revisions of "Simpsorama/Quotes"
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't. | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't. | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Don't drink my loved ones! |
| + | :'''Bender:''' Bite my shiny metal ass! | ||
:'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase! | :'''Homer:''' A robot! With a catchphrase! | ||
:'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him? | :'''Bart:''' Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him? | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Okay, so, what are you? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Must be a secret government project. | ||
| + | :'''Bender:''' Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from the future! | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future? | ||
| + | :'''Bender:''' I don't know. You die? | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders. | ||
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance? | :'''Homer:''' Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance? | ||
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out. | :'''[[Professor Frink]]:''' Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out. | ||
:'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful. | :'''[[Professor Farnsworth]]:''' Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' <i>Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.</i> | ||
| + | :'''Leela:''' <i>Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.</i> | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' I... am so pleased to meet you. | ||
| + | :'''Leela:''' Nice to be hair. | ||
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:'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule. | :'''Bart:''' Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule. | ||
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule. |
| + | :'''Leela:''' And bury Bart in the hole. | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center. | ||
:'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak. | :'''Leela:''' In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak. | ||
:'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios. | :'''Professor Fransworth:''' Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios. | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time. | :'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have beer in our time. | ||
:'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years. | :'''Homer:''' Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years. | ||
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| + | :'''Bender:''' There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true. | ||
| + | :'''ANNOUNCER:''' <i>And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.</i> | ||
| + | :'''Bender:''' ''(angrily)'' Damn it! | ||
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there. | :'''[[Lou]]:''' ''[After he saw Bender killing a horse]'' Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there. | ||
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- Homer: [After having seen Bender falling off the storm] What the hell was that?
- Lisa: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.
- Bart: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.
- Homer: Don't drink my loved ones!
- Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
- Homer: A robot! With a catchphrase!
- Bart: Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?
- Homer: Okay, so, what are you?
- Bart: Must be a secret government project.
- Bender: Whoa, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender, and I come from the future!
- Homer: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?
- Bender: I don't know. You die?
- Homer: Oh... my... God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.
- Homer: Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bro-Mance?
- Bender: Ro-Mance.
- Homer: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.
- Leela: [After see Homer's alive through Bender hologram ass-projector] You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!
- Fry: Come on, Bender, stabbity-stabbity.
- Lisa: [to Fry on the hologram] Wait! Stop! Why must you kill my dad? Specially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you.
- Professor Frink: Professor, you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could figure something out.
- Professor Farnsworth: Okay. Eh, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid. Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful.
- Marge: Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.
- Leela: Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.
- Marge: I... am so pleased to meet you.
- Leela: Nice to be hair.
- Bart: Let this be a lesson. Never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.
- Lisa: That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule.
- Leela: And bury Bart in the hole.
- Marge: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
- Leela: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
- Professor Fransworth: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.
- Lisa: Dad, we have beer in our time.
- Homer: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.
- Bender: There's a horse called Bender's Bounty. But my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.
- ANNOUNCER: And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty.
- Bender: (angrily) Damn it!
- Lou: [After he saw Bender killing a horse] Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killing horses over there.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, a 608... Lou, can't you just let me enjoy my day off?
- Lou: Why are you dressed in your uniform, then?
- Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?
- Lisa: [To the Bart look-alike creatures] Attention Goblins! Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger Bars. And people are laying fingers all over them!
- Lisa: They're evolving. Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.
- Bart: Will you shut up?
